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Ok someone had to do it.

arrivalrules wrote:Ok someone had to do it.

Good job, man. Only problem is....Deano WILL be back.

Holy shit, I shouldn't be here....

I prefer old school - Christy Canyon, Ginger Lynn, etc. New stuff isn't worth my time. Sure the women look great, but they can't perform.

journeygal wrote:Holy shit, I shouldn't be here....

Join the fun, baby. Just go to the booze thread to "re-energize"

Only problem is....Deano WILL be back.

What's that supposed to mean?

Whoa, I was "kind of" kidding!!!

I just don't know where to begin - LOL

Is this a guy only thread?

arrivalrules wrote:

Only problem is....Deano WILL be back.

What's that supposed to mean?

You've seen how...hmmm...what's the word I'm looking for?? OH YEA..GRAPHIC he gets.

Is this a guy only thread?

Of course not.

JourneyRox wrote:Is this a guy only thread?

HELL no. That would make it a circle jerk and I, for one, ain't ok with that. lol.

Ok, I will really make this informative. When I was a wee lad in my teens, I was very thankful that I knew of porn before I had my first girlfriend. The mystery of everything was washed away for the most part. A definite help with performance and control early on. Porn was educational.

Yeah this thread won't get whacked quick. LMFAO!!!!!

arrivalrules wrote:Ok, I will really make this informative. When I was a wee lad in my teens, I was very thankful that I knew of porn before I had my first girlfriend. The mystery of everything was washed away for the most part. A definite help with performance and control early on. Porn was educational.

Yeah this thread won't get whacked quick. LMFAO!!!!!

Penthouse letters helped me QUITE a bit.
This thread really IS a ticking time bomb isn't it.

Sorry in advance 'Drew. All in good, tastless fun. haha.

Poor Andrew.

This thread really IS a ticking time bomb isn't it.

Yes, it's pushing the envelope a bit.

The Penthouse letters were always cool. Of course they would be ruined if we knew who was really writing them.

I hear they have a similar thread to this over at B.T.

arrivalrules wrote:

This thread really IS a ticking time bomb isn't it.

Yes, it's pushing the envelope a bit.

The Penthouse letters were always cool. Of course they would be ruined if we knew who was really writing them.

Yea...that's why I didn't read the articals...just loked at the pics. OH WAIT...I mean Vice-Versa.

The home run move from missionary (man above woman)

Swing one leg over to the outside and slide up a bit north to get better...... Oh never mind.

Good God I'm home thank you.
Wombat if you axe this I will concider you
in the no humor catagory.

My tits are way better than all those silicone
beauties because I am a natural "D"
Nuff said going to do my last shot now in
this tasteless evening.

arrivalrules wrote:The home run move from missionary (man above woman)

Swing one leg over to the outside and slide up a bit north to get better...... Oh never mind.

Let's not forget the Donkey Punch. LOL

Moon Beam wrote:Good God I'm home thank you.
Wombat if you axe this I will concider you
in the no humor catagory.

My tits are way better than all those silicone
beauties because I am a natural "D"
Nuff said going to do my last shot now in
this tasteless evening.

Escape79 wrote:

journeygal wrote:Holy shit, I shouldn't be here....

Join the fun, baby. Just go to the booze thread to "re-energize"

I actually have no problem being here...

My tits are way better than all those silicone
beauties because I am a natural "D"

That's why I'm a fan of old school porn and especially Christy Canyon. I don't need to see basketball breasts that are 4 or 5 inches spread apart by a bad breast job. Not a fan of silicon at all.

...looks around...is TVL here? Or can I be a perv?

JourneyRox wrote:...looks around...is TVL here? Or can I be a perv?

BE A PERV FOR GOD'S SAKE.

Yay, porn!

*looks around*

Where the hell are the pictures?!?

Most women do not like porn. My wife isn't really into it. I can understand that as almost all the movies are geared towards what guys want to see. However, she could care less that I have it, and never worries about the bookmarks on my computer. That is a good attitude towards the artform. Not everyone enjoys Picasso, not everyone cares for Ginger Lynn and Peter North.

Where the hell are the pictures?!?

Nooooooooooo, that ends this thread cold. There is a way to be a perv and keep it "thread friendly"

Uh oh....ummm....I'm REALLY tempted to send the Women's Brazilian soccer team in the rain.

arrivalrules wrote:Most women do not like porn. My wife isn't really into it. I can understand that as almost all the movies are geared towards what guys want to see. However, she could care less that I have it, and never worries about the bookmarks on my computer. That is a good attitude towards the artform. Not everyone enjoys Picasso, not everyone cares for Ginger Lynn and Peter North.

No comment

I just have to giggle at some when the women are looking at the camera while getting into it and some of those "fake" moans. Too funny!

SuiteMadameBlue wrote:

arrivalrules wrote:Most women do not like porn. My wife isn't really into it. I can understand that as almost all the movies are geared towards what guys want to see. However, she could care less that I have it, and never worries about the bookmarks on my computer. That is a good attitude towards the artform. Not everyone enjoys Picasso, not everyone cares for Ginger Lynn and Peter North.

No comment

I just have to giggle at some when the women are looking at the camera while getting into it and some of those "fake" moans. Too funny!

Agreed. Most of the women dont look like they're really enjoying it when they're w/men anyway.