Troubled Tours: Is it Age, Bad Luck or Pure Stupidity???

A lot of crazy stuff happenning to bands on tour lately...
Keith Richards falls out of a tree.
Guy dies at a Korn concert.
Tom Hamilton has Throat Cancer; will miss first part of Aero tour w/ Motley.
Kelly Hansen has throat problems; Foriegner post-pones dates.
Elliot Easton has problems; The New Cars tour cancelled.
Don't even get me started on what happenned to Dime last year... RIP
Augeri has Tapegate/throat problems/gets fired (possibly).
Fuckin' K-Fed performs live for the first time - Someone PLEASE run over this fool with a rusted out Ford F250!
... Now Poison pretty much has a brawl on stage one night, complete w/ Bobby Dall launching his bass at Mr. Wig-Boy Michaels, who then has a leg-brace on the following evening (Nice shot, Bobby!)
Could you imagine if Journey's problems spilled over like that? Of course, Neal and Ross would hold on to their guitars; pricey custom models that they love. But what if Frigga woulda came out swinging at Augeri when his voice faltered???
Can you say CHICK FIGHT!!!
DAMN, CRAZY YEAR FOR TOURING!
Keith Richards falls out of a tree.
Guy dies at a Korn concert.
Tom Hamilton has Throat Cancer; will miss first part of Aero tour w/ Motley.
Kelly Hansen has throat problems; Foriegner post-pones dates.
Elliot Easton has problems; The New Cars tour cancelled.
Don't even get me started on what happenned to Dime last year... RIP

Augeri has Tapegate/throat problems/gets fired (possibly).
Fuckin' K-Fed performs live for the first time - Someone PLEASE run over this fool with a rusted out Ford F250!
... Now Poison pretty much has a brawl on stage one night, complete w/ Bobby Dall launching his bass at Mr. Wig-Boy Michaels, who then has a leg-brace on the following evening (Nice shot, Bobby!)
Could you imagine if Journey's problems spilled over like that? Of course, Neal and Ross would hold on to their guitars; pricey custom models that they love. But what if Frigga woulda came out swinging at Augeri when his voice faltered???
Can you say CHICK FIGHT!!!
DAMN, CRAZY YEAR FOR TOURING!