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Trouser snakes

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:17 am
by perryfaithful
Loved the inclusion of video in this article



http://www.popmatters.com/music/feature ... rney.shtml

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:37 am
by fred_journeyman
I think Perry's hair looked best then (except for TBF). I think he should have had larger sideburns though (seriously).

By the way, "trouser snakes" were a staple of many rock "gods" in the 70s and 80s. Apparently, the belief was that it set women off and caused them to flee blindly into traffic.

It's interesting to note that this was only done in Tokyo though, where behind doors, anything goes regarding sexuality. :D

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:02 am
by SteveForever
fred_journeyman wrote:I think Perry's hair looked best then (except for TBF). I think he should have had larger sideburns though (seriously).

By the way, "trouser snakes" were a staple of many rock "gods" in the 70s and 80s. Apparently, the belief was that it set women off and caused them to flee blindly into traffic.

It's interesting to note that this was only done in Tokyo though, where behind doors, anything goes regarding sexuality. :D

and just how do you know this Fred? do tell......

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:02 am
by NealIsGod
steveforever wrote:
fred_journeyman wrote:I think Perry's hair looked best then (except for TBF). I think he should have had larger sideburns though (seriously).

By the way, "trouser snakes" were a staple of many rock "gods" in the 70s and 80s. Apparently, the belief was that it set women off and caused them to flee blindly into traffic.

It's interesting to note that this was only done in Tokyo though, where behind doors, anything goes regarding sexuality. :D

and just how do you know this Fred? do tell......


Fred so horny. Fred love you long time. :lol:

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:05 am
by Matthew
NealIsGod wrote:
steveforever wrote:
fred_journeyman wrote:I think Perry's hair looked best then (except for TBF). I think he should have had larger sideburns though (seriously).

By the way, "trouser snakes" were a staple of many rock "gods" in the 70s and 80s. Apparently, the belief was that it set women off and caused them to flee blindly into traffic.

It's interesting to note that this was only done in Tokyo though, where behind doors, anything goes regarding sexuality. :D

and just how do you know this Fred? do tell......


Fred so horny. Fred love you long time. :lol:


:lol:

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:23 am
by Shadowsong
NealIsGod wrote:
steveforever wrote:
fred_journeyman wrote:I think Perry's hair looked best then (except for TBF). I think he should have had larger sideburns though (seriously).

By the way, "trouser snakes" were a staple of many rock "gods" in the 70s and 80s. Apparently, the belief was that it set women off and caused them to flee blindly into traffic.

It's interesting to note that this was only done in Tokyo though, where behind doors, anything goes regarding sexuality. :D

and just how do you know this Fred? do tell......


Fred so horny. Fred love you long time. :lol:


Perhaps, they thought is they played a wrong note or the music sucked
the woman wouldn;t notice as they were left hypnotized by the trouser snakes dance down under

I'm too sexy for my pants
Oooh too sexy!

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:25 am
by Just Mindy
NealIsGod wrote:Fred so horny. Fred love you long time. :lol:


OMG :lol:

Interesting, thanks. I never heard the term Trouser Snakes before...ya learn something new every day :wink:

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:37 am
by NealIsGod
MSR wrote:
NealIsGod wrote:Fred so horny. Fred love you long time. :lol:


OMG :lol:

Interesting, thanks. I never heard the term Trouser Snakes before...ya learn something new every day :wink:


You've heard of the one-eyed viper, haven't you? :lol:

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:38 am
by Just Mindy
NealIsGod wrote:
MSR wrote:
NealIsGod wrote:Fred so horny. Fred love you long time. :lol:


OMG :lol:

Interesting, thanks. I never heard the term Trouser Snakes before...ya learn something new every day :wink:


You've heard of the one-eyed viper, haven't you? :lol:


:shock: :oops: :lol:

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:51 am
by SusieP
[quote="NealIsGod
Fred so horny. Fred love you long time. :lol:[/quote]


That is so bloody funny.
NIG you crack me up.
I can hardly type for laughing. :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:56 am
by *Laura
NealIsGod wrote:
steveforever wrote:
fred_journeyman wrote:I think Perry's hair looked best then (except for TBF). I think he should have had larger sideburns though (seriously).

By the way, "trouser snakes" were a staple of many rock "gods" in the 70s and 80s. Apparently, the belief was that it set women off and caused them to flee blindly into traffic.

It's interesting to note that this was only done in Tokyo though, where behind doors, anything goes regarding sexuality. :D

and just how do you know this Fred? do tell......


Fred so horny. Fred love you long time. :lol:

Now THAT was funny. :lol:

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:27 am
by NealIsGod
Thanks, folks. I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:29 am
by Just Mindy
NealIsGod wrote:Thanks, folks. I'll be here all week. Try the veal.


:roll: :lol:

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:53 am
by Moon Beam
Niggy's a real pistol today. :lol:
Thanks for the shakes brotha

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 7:10 am
by Blueskies
Who's "well coifed chest hair" was the article referring too?? :?

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:52 am
by fred_journeyman
steveforever wrote:
fred_journeyman wrote:I think Perry's hair looked best then (except for TBF). I think he should have had larger sideburns though (seriously).

By the way, "trouser snakes" were a staple of many rock "gods" in the 70s and 80s. Apparently, the belief was that it set women off and caused them to flee blindly into traffic.

It's interesting to note that this was only done in Tokyo though, where behind doors, anything goes regarding sexuality. :D

and just how do you know this Fred? do tell......


Well, there was this company in the mid-to-late 70s that catered to rock artists only. They were said to be able to "fill" their needs with just about anything to help enhance their on-stage appearance and make them more attractive to the ladies. One particular "unit," was the "snake coil." It was patterned after Long Dong Silver, however not as long. The musician strapped it to his inner thigh, then ran the electrical cord up through his pants and waistband, then connected the unit to a small "pak." Often the pak simply resembled a wireless unit for a mic or instrument. During concerts, the musician could simply reach around and press certain buttons (it could also be pre-programmed) and the "unit" would make slight movements during songs (guitar solos, etc.) as if it had a life of its own.

The reason this was so huge in Tokyo was due to the fact that the larger a man's penis, the more virile and fertile he is thought to be.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:54 am
by fred_journeyman
thevoicelover wrote:Who's "well coifed chest hair" was the article referring too?? :?


The idea of coifed chest hair is gross...period. It obviously wasn't referring to Perry, since he didn't have a lot of chest hair. Probably Rolie...

National Geographic

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:01 am
by CatEyes
Here is a pic of the illusive(yeah) trouser snake, circa 1986:

Image

:lol:

Cat

Re: National Geographic

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:09 am
by fred_journeyman
CatEyes wrote:Here is a pic of the illusive(yeah) trouser snake, circa 1986:

Image

:lol:

Cat


My god! That's the F3300a Unit!!!

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:20 am
by *Laura
fred_journeyman wrote:Well, there was this company in the mid-to-late 70s that catered to rock artists only. They were said to be able to "fill" their needs with just about anything to help enhance their on-stage appearance and make them more attractive to the ladies. One particular "unit," was the "snake coil." It was patterned after Long Dong Silver, however not as long. The musician strapped it to his inner thigh, then ran the electrical cord up through his pants and waistband, then connected the unit to a small "pak." Often the pak simply resembled a wireless unit for a mic or instrument. During concerts, the musician could simply reach around and press certain buttons (it could also be pre-programmed) and the "unit" would make slight movements during songs (guitar solos, etc.) as if it had a life of its own.

The reason this was so huge in Tokyo was due to the fact that the larger a man's penis, the more virile and fertile he is thought to be.


:lol: Those damned Japanese...Always using their brains to make this world a better place.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:30 am
by fred_journeyman
Shania wrote: :lol: Those damned Japanese...Always using their brains to make this world a better place.


Unbelievable, isn't it? And to think, when I was growing it up, NO ONE wanted anything made in Japan... :D

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:35 am
by Shadowsong
Oooh Fred

Good thing none of them ever wet there pants & got electrocuted.

Don't think Rollie sported chest hair either
Strange as he looks like he would be a hairy guy

Perhaps, coif in this instance refers to the practice of chest shaving

Appears next best attribute next to a big schlong
is a smooth chest to lay your head on....

Nah, Japenese man invent to try to get a little nooky...
Perhaps the rumor is true that Oriental men are compact smaller more gas effiecent models under the hood like Toyota....

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:38 am
by fred_journeyman
Shadowsong wrote:Good thing none of them ever wet there pants & got electrocuted.


I guess that's the chance some were willing to take.

Don't think Rollie sported chest hair either
Strange as he looks like he would be a hairy guy


I'm pretty sure he did...

Perhaps, coif in this instance refers to the practice of chest shaving


Doesn't coif normally refer to combing neatly?

Appears next best think to a big schlong
is a smooth chest to lay your head on....


Yeah, but don't you think most women would prefer the chest?

Nah, Japenese man invent to try to get a little nooky...


It isn't just horny men in Japan...

Perhaps the rumor that that Oriental men are compact smaller more gas effiecent models under the hood like Toyota....


Could be...

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:41 am
by Shadowsong
Oh, well
I think you get the idea
Guess I took the Japenese accent too far...
:lol:

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:43 am
by Shadowsong
Coif can mean any sort of change in ones natural state
Etc
combing, grooming, trimming, cutting, styling or perhaps even shaving

I think its also spelled coiffed
Heck where is Deano when we need him
:lol:

Hey Coif hits Tasmania
http://www.abc.net.au/rural/tas/content ... 591408.htm

Re: National Geographic

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 10:00 am
by Just Mindy
CatEyes wrote:Here is a pic of the illusive(yeah) trouser snake, circa 1986:

Image

:lol:

Cat


:shock:

:mrgreen:

Re: National Geographic

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 10:27 am
by CatEyes
fred_journeyman wrote:
CatEyes wrote:Here is a pic of the illusive(yeah) trouser snake, circa 1986:

Image

:lol:

Cat


My god! That's the F3300a Unit!!!


:lol: :D

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 10:35 am
by SteveForever
Shania wrote:
fred_journeyman wrote:Well, there was this company in the mid-to-late 70s that catered to rock artists only. They were said to be able to "fill" their needs with just about anything to help enhance their on-stage appearance and make them more attractive to the ladies. One particular "unit," was the "snake coil." It was patterned after Long Dong Silver, however not as long. The musician strapped it to his inner thigh, then ran the electrical cord up through his pants and waistband, then connected the unit to a small "pak." Often the pak simply resembled a wireless unit for a mic or instrument. During concerts, the musician could simply reach around and press certain buttons (it could also be pre-programmed) and the "unit" would make slight movements during songs (guitar solos, etc.) as if it had a life of its own.

The reason this was so huge in Tokyo was due to the fact that the larger a man's penis, the more virile and fertile he is thought to be.


:lol: Those damned Japanese...Always using their brains to make this world a better place.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: , cool Fred that you knew that....

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 10:40 am
by jabber
So... Rolie had the Limited-Edition Tom Jones model?

PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:06 am
by TRAGChick
MSR wrote:
NealIsGod wrote:Fred so horny. Fred love you long time. :lol:


OMG :lol:

Interesting, thanks. I never heard the term Trouser Snakes before...ya learn something new every day :wink:


Trouser snake with testosticles.

:oops: :wink: