LOL... This picture says it all!

[Carlitto H@kk]

I am probably gonna get blasted by some Bt'ers for this but it is just too ironic to pass up.
A very creative poster over there comes up with some super pix and this one really adds up the current situation...



We all know 'Dorothy' got wisked away to a magical dream world; a life of color and splendor. After unintentionally killing the Wicked Witch of the East (metaphor for replacing Perry), Dorothy quickly became the unheralded hero to all in Munchkin Land (Wigglerville). Then, the Wicked Witch of the West (Deano) showed up and vowed to destroy Dororthy for what she had done and for stealing the Ruby slippers (metaphor for Augeri destroying classic songs and Deano wanting the truth about TapeGate exposed). Dorothy and her "Friends" travel all the way to the Emerald City, while constantly being hounded by the Wicked Witch of the West and seek help and advice from the Great and Wonderful Oz (Azoff). Thanks to Oz (and in reality, the Friends as well), Dorothy is sent back home to her normal, boring, black&white life back on the farm, having had a wonderful, life-changing experience and living her days happily ever-after with her Auntie M... And never to be heard from again in poor old Munchkin Land.
The End...

PS If this Bt'er EVER puts JSS in a dress...

[jrnyjetster]

OMG...too fuckin' funny!

[A Fire Inside]

You have too much time on your hands if you're thinking of these metaphors...

[NealIsGod]

You have too much time on your hands

Hey, keep that in the Styx forum.

[Deb]

LMAO, Deen in a crown and frufru dress.........sooooooooo wrong, but yet sooooo funny!

[bionic]

I am probably gonna get blasted by some Bt'ers for this but it is just too ironic to pass up.
A very creative poster over there comes up with some super pix and this one really adds up the current situation...



We all know 'Dorothy' got wisked away to a magical dream world; a life of color and splendor. After unintentionally killing the Wicked Witch of the East (metaphor for replacing Perry), Dorothy quickly became the unheralded hero to all in Munchkin Land (Wigglerville). Then, the Wicked Witch of the West (Deano) showed up and vowed to destroy Dororthy for what she had done and for stealing the Ruby slippers (metaphor for Augeri destroying classic songs and Deano wanting the truth about TapeGate exposed). Dorothy and her "Friends" travel all the way to the Emerald City, while constantly being hounded by the Wicked Witch of the West and seek help and advice from the Great and Wonderful Oz (Azoff). Thanks to Oz (and in reality, the Friends as well), Dorothy is sent back home to her normal, boring, black&white life back on the farm, having had a wonderful, life-changing experience and living her days happily ever-after with her Auntie M... And never to be heard from again in poor old Munchkin Land.
The End...

PS If this Bt'er EVER puts JSS in a dress...

Remember they lurk on here and have taken note of your unfaithfullness to the church of Journey....sinner

[Carlitto H@kk]

You have too much time on your hands if you're thinking of these metaphors...

AFI, one of these days, I swear to God, I am gonna get a chuckle out of you

[Carlitto H@kk]

Remember they lurk on here and have taken note of your unfaithfullness to the church of Journey....sinner

I know, I know, I know...
I just couldn't help myself
And I really didn't say anything nasty about Mr Augeri; I stated he destroyed classic songs - That's my opinion, I never liked him 'live'.

[Lula]

Amanda created that one. She has done some pretty funny stuff with images. She created a Village People one and a Spice Girls one as well That woman has a sense of humor!!

[A Fire Inside]

AFI, one of these days, I swear to God, I am gonna get a chuckle out of you

Keep working... even Noble Cause has made me laugh.

[larryfromnextdoor]

AFI, one of these days, I swear to God, I am gonna get a chuckle out of you

Keep working... even Noble Cause has made me laugh.

fire, your officially on the try to make you laugh list!!

[SusieP]

Remember they lurk on here and have taken note of your unfaithfullness to the church of Journey....sinner

I know, I know, I know...
I just couldn't help myself
And I really didn't say anything nasty about Mr Augeri; I stated he destroyed classic songs - That's my opinion, I never liked him 'live'.

There seems to be a Wizard of Oz theme in your posts lately, Carlitto.
Shame this pic didn't have the blue Bush-monkey in it too.

[Carlitto H@kk]

Amanda created that one. She has done some pretty funny stuff with images. She created a Village People one and a Spice Girls one as well That woman has a sense of humor!!

I've seen them all and they are pretty darn clever
I just had to take a jab at this one; it fit my little story so nicely.

[Carlitto H@kk]

Thanks to the Wonderful Amanda, creator of the pic that started this silly thread and my silly story, I can let the story continue...



Munchkin Land was in total ruin after their hero, Dorothy, left them. The lion became an alcoholic. The TinMan, always the sappy, emotional type, rusted himself stiff crying to "Dr Phil" re-runs. The only one doing ANYTHING contructive was the Scarecrow: He started pimping out Glinda like the whore she is and making tons of bank from the lonely Minchkins. Even the Wicked Witch of the West was bored senseless.
But that all changed one fateful Saturday morning when, from out of nowhere, a big fuckin Escalade fell out of the sky and out walked the most beautiful and gorgeous chick the Munchkins had ever seen! And as soon as she opened her mouth, the Lion, the Rusted-out TinMan, Scarecrow, Glinda and all the anxious Munckinlanders just wept with joy; for they had all truly found thier savior. Of course Glinda was pissed, her whoring days were over. And surprisingly, even though this new darling had an incredibly disgusting TUMOR growing out of her back, as long as it kept its mouth shut, you didn't even notice. Everyone's eyes always went straight to the 'rack' anyway! But the most surprising of all was the Wicked Witch of th West. When she last was seen in Oz she was Green with envy and anger. But now, after seeing this new Siren, she turned a bright crimson red with lust cuz she wanted to go 'Ellen' on that new fine ass like nothing she had ever wanted before!!! She was no longer thinking of evil deeds and of over-throwing all in her path. She was concentrating on one thing and one thing only: Making sure that NO ONE fucked with her new little Vixen and all her cuddly little buddies!


And so all was finally good and wonderful in the great land of Oz...