MR

Deano: me so horny...gotta start another sex thread

Lula: Keep trying but your not getting any

Deano: Quit lying, you know you want me bad!

Monker: I have to interrupt....

Everyone: Shut up, already!!

Monker: I will not stop and you will listen

NC: I'm listening, let's dance!

Monker: Your so loyal. I think I love you!

NC: Ahhh! Together, forever!

Deano: Yeah, baby!! I'll watch any action!

Departure79: I'm hungover!!.......Journeygal: You say your hung?

Departure 79: Fly me baby!

Journeygal: Straight to my lovin' arm's.....dirty me first

Deano: I want in on this

Moonbeam: Deano, you is the sheet...alway's hornin' in

Deano: Speak english when you spank me, dude!!!

M_S: Ambian Rock's!!

NextDoorLarry: Right on!!

Shadowsong: Here's pic's of my bird!

Styxman: Ugh!! Can't take it anymore! I'm outta here!

NIG: I wanna see a movie done on Neal! Chuck Norris should play him!

NS: I'm dropping in once to say no on Norris! and I'm not your God!

NIG: But I worship you both, your holiness!!

Deano: Hey, Neal...get smart...make me manager!!...I need some action!!

NS: No way, I don't do gay!

BT Squad: Bring back our Steve! We pray to wiggle!!

Deano: Pray for cases of Slimfast to arrive at your doorstep!!

Andrew: I'm warning you, Deano!!

Deano: All right...since I can't get any action...I'm cavin'....watch out BT girl's...here I come with a wiggler!!

BT Squad: Oh No!! Run for your live's!!!!

Deano: Please don't run away!! Please...somebody give me some!!

Everybody: TALK TO THE HAND!!!

JSS: All of you are my new fan base??? YIKES!!!...gonna light a candle for SA, myself!!!!!

Good Job!!! You summed up a 119 page thread in one post!

Good job, VL - thanks for the chuckle

VL has been hi-jacked..........

you may have to sum up your "tribute to 911" thread, that thing has gone SOUTH and fast...... cant read it anymore,,

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:VL has been hi-jacked..........

where's ur funny, Larry? Could have included you more, so watch out!! haha!!.......just kidding around, no offense intended to anyone!. Can't make a post for crap, though!!

Thank's NJG and JG!! Guess Larry's not a morning person!!

VL wrote:JSS: All of you are my new fan base??? YIKES!!!...gonna light a candle for SA, myself!!!!!

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two
>people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they
>were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he
>would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
>
>Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after
>partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
>
>The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this
>before but I have to lay you or Jack off."
>
>"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit."

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two
>people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they
>were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he
>would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
>
>Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after
>partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
>
>The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this
>before but I have to lay you or Jack off."
>
>"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit."

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two
>people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they
>were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he
>would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
>
>Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after
>partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
>
>The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this
>before but I have to lay you or Jack off."
>
>"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit."

Great one.

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two
>people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they
>were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he
>would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
>
>Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after
>partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
>
>The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this
>before but I have to lay you or Jack off."
>
>"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit."

Very good, Lar!!!

Deano: Pray for cases of Slimfast to arrive at your doorstep!!
Andrew: I'm warning you, Deano!!

That was the best, thanks VL

Larry you slay me fella, spanks

Ya know....I'm kind of insulted. Mentioned NOTHING more of me being hung.

Great post TVL

Departure79 wrote:Ya know....I'm kind of insulted. Mentioned NOTHING more of me being hung.

Great post TVL

Sorry, Liam!!........thank's...you, too moon!!

Ambien DOES rock!!! Great post!

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two
>people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they
>were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he
>would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
>
>Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after
>partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
>
>The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this
>before but I have to lay you or Jack off."
>
>"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit."

MAO

Ms_M wrote:Ambien DOES rock!!! Great post!

Yes it does and the funny thing is, I am literally taking one right now!!!!!