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Okay, here's one-not brand new though:

Steve Perry decides to move out to the West and be a cowboy, after several weeks he gets really lonely when he sees a little trail dust being kicked up on the horizon and in rides...Herbie Herbert! "Hi, just wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood and invite you to a party, .....there's gonna be drinkin, there's gonna be fightin and there's gonna be fuckin." "Sounds great, says Steve, what do I wear?" "Don't matter, just gonna be you and me."

steveforever wrote:Okay, here's one-not brand new though:

Steve Perry decides to move out to the West and be a cowboy, after several weeks he gets really lonely when he sees a little trail dust being kicked up on the horizon and in rides...Herbie Herbert! "Hi, just wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood and invite you to a party, .....there's gonna be drinkin, there's gonna be fightin and there's gonna be fuckin." "Sounds great, says Steve, what do I wear?" "Don't matter, just gonna be you and me."

Haa! That's why Herbie's so bitter now......wanted Stevie, wanted him bad!

Great joke.

However, my question is this.

Just what was Herbie riding on? There is not a horse in this world that could carry his fat ass. My guess is he was on a flatbed truck.

steveforever wrote:Okay, here's one-not brand new though:

Steve Perry decides to move out to the West and be a cowboy, after several weeks he gets really lonely when he sees a little trail dust being kicked up on the horizon and in rides...Herbie Herbert! "Hi, just wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood and invite you to a party, .....there's gonna be drinkin, there's gonna be fightin and there's gonna be fuckin." "Sounds great, says Steve, what do I wear?" "Don't matter, just gonna be you and me."

God, THAT is funny! THanks for sharing.