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Every fucking carry out in my neighborhood now batters their french fries. They taste like paper or ass. Who the fuck decided that regular fries weren't any good? A bunch of fat ass house wives? WTF?

Battered fries taste like nothing and I am ready to start a revolt. MotherFUCKER!

LOL

Yuck, can't stand battered french fries! only like the fat old fashioned kind!

Yuck, can't stand battered french fries! only like the fat old fashioned kind!

Thank you!

I just threw a major fit over this. Had to share.

WTF.....OBVIOUSLY regular fries are better

Hey, I know I'm a redneck...but what the fuck is a battered french fry?


French fries don't need to be messed with. All they need is a little salt, and they're happy. And we're happy. Oh sure...you can melt a pile of cheese over them every now and then...it goes good with beer.


But...who would mess with a french fry? One of the world's most perfect foods. Damn communist bastards!

Official word from Idaho-home of the potatoes, batter does not belong on french fries. Regular is the only way to go-dipped in fry sauce (it's an Idaho thing!)

I thought we fried EVERYTHING in Texas, but I haven't seen battered fries. Seems sort of redundant to me.

We should send them all to the Battered Fry Shelter to get them off the streets and into anonymous recovery.

I like 'em naked, battered, smothered, covered, gravied... pretty much any way you can make a french fry.

what the heck kinda weenie thread is this!! keep this crap in PM's you moron sucking excuse for a 60's reject! .......sorry man, just been reading a bunch of TNC statements, and ive become somewhat of a fan,,,

AR,, in texas we have beer battered fries , and stuff that has been soaked in jack daniels,, you can even get fried snickers!!! our big food is fried GIZZARDS,, my meal of choice!!

I never heard of that before

So you're saying when I get down to Baltimore, I shouldn't order fries?

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:what the heck kinda weenie thread is this!! keep this crap in PM's you moron sucking excuse for a 60's reject! .......sorry man, just been reading a bunch of TNC statements, and ive become somewhat of a fan,,,

AR,, in texas we have beer battered fries , and stuff that has been soaded in jack daniels,, you can even get fried snickers!!! our big food is fried GIZZARDS,, my meal of choice!!

Larry - you're in Texas, too?!?! We had fried Twinkies at the Rodeo in Houston.

So you're saying when I get down to Baltimore, I shouldn't order fries

Fucking Burger King started this shit. In Baltimore, there are plenty of places to find awesome fresh cut fries. Salt & Pepper and or vinegar. Burger King must DIE!

FUCKERS started this shit!

Larry's Texas beer battered fries sound cool with the JD. I'm just pissed at these MFing carry outs changing something that was really good before.

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:sorry man, just been reading a bunch of TNC statements, and ive become somewhat of a fan,,,

Yes, I have too, Larry. TNC is being so funny at the moment...

Matthew wrote:

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:sorry man, just been reading a bunch of TNC statements, and ive become somewhat of a fan,,,

Yes, I have too, Larry. TNC is being so funny at the moment...

now dont get me wrong,, ive been attacked by him too,, he first goes for the juglar,, and then tries to reason with u,, throws me off,,

AR wrote:

So you're saying when I get down to Baltimore, I shouldn't order fries

Fucking Burger King started this shit. In Baltimore, there are plenty of places to find awesome fresh cut fries. Salt & Pepper and or vinegar. Burger King must DIE!

FUCKERS started this shit!

Larry's Texas beer battered fries sound cool with the JD. I'm just pissed at these MFing carry outs changing something that was really good before.

what ticks me off even more is that this french fry thread has double the posts of any of mine so far!! dang i have to work later on,, i wish i could have a beer with you and the gang!!

From what I know, and I haven't been out to any carryout places lately, they only have regular fries. Some may have those seasoned curly fries, which aren't bad.

But damn, AR, if you say Burger King started it, I ain't going there! A fry has to be naked!

Ms_M wrote:

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:what the heck kinda weenie thread is this!! keep this crap in PM's you moron sucking excuse for a 60's reject! .......sorry man, just been reading a bunch of TNC statements, and ive become somewhat of a fan,,,

AR,, in texas we have beer battered fries , and stuff that has been soaded in jack daniels,, you can even get fried snickers!!! our big food is fried GIZZARDS,, my meal of choice!!

Larry - you're in Texas, too?!?! We had fried Twinkies at the Rodeo in Houston.

hey ms m,, yea im up in west /north texas,, the annual fair is hear right now,, they will fry anything ,, we have quite a little texas gathering here,,

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:

Ms_M wrote:

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:what the heck kinda weenie thread is this!! keep this crap in PM's you moron sucking excuse for a 60's reject! .......sorry man, just been reading a bunch of TNC statements, and ive become somewhat of a fan,,,

AR,, in texas we have beer battered fries , and stuff that has been soaded in jack daniels,, you can even get fried snickers!!! our big food is fried GIZZARDS,, my meal of choice!!

Larry - you're in Texas, too?!?! We had fried Twinkies at the Rodeo in Houston.

hey ms m,, yea im up in west /north texas,, the annual fair is hear right now,, they will fry anything ,, we have quite a little texas gathering here,,

The fact that we will fry anything in Texas is what surprised me about the fries. I thought someone here would've thought of it already! LOL! Yea, it seems that we do have quite a Texas group here.

Matthew wrote:

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:sorry man, just been reading a bunch of TNC statements, and ive become somewhat of a fan,,,

Yes, I have too, Larry. TNC is being so funny at the moment...

hey matthew,, your in england ?? what time is it there right now?? i always try to figure this out,, i wonder sometimes when andrew is on, if its early early in the morning ,, im too lazy to study a time zone map i guess,

ohio state and iowa starting !!! Liam , did u catch the Tech vs A&M game,, was close!!!

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:

Matthew wrote:

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:sorry man, just been reading a bunch of TNC statements, and ive become somewhat of a fan,,,

Yes, I have too, Larry. TNC is being so funny at the moment...

hey matthew,, your in england ?? what time is it there right now?? i always try to figure this out,, i wonder sometimes when andrew is on, if its early early in the morning ,, im too lazy to study a time zone map i guess,

Larry - it's 1.00 in the morning here in England. Are you eight hours behind us?

Matthew wrote:

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:

Matthew wrote:

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:sorry man, just been reading a bunch of TNC statements, and ive become somewhat of a fan,,,

Yes, I have too, Larry. TNC is being so funny at the moment...

hey matthew,, your in england ?? what time is it there right now?? i always try to figure this out,, i wonder sometimes when andrew is on, if its early early in the morning ,, im too lazy to study a time zone map i guess,

Larry - it's 1.00 in the morning here in England. Are you eight hours behind us?

texas is central time, its 7pm right now,, so i guess 6 hours behind u!!! i never knew that ,,

Our fair was this past week. Speaking of fried everything...

Fried, peanut-butter-covered cheesecake.
Fried Oreos, Twinkies, Reeses's cups.
Fried dill pickles. (They're actually pretty good.)

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:

Matthew wrote:

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:sorry man, just been reading a bunch of TNC statements, and ive become somewhat of a fan,,,

Yes, I have too, Larry. TNC is being so funny at the moment...

hey matthew,, your in england ?? what time is it there right now?? i always try to figure this out,, i wonder sometimes when andrew is on, if its early early in the morning ,, im too lazy to study a time zone map i guess,

Damn, Lar! http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/

Jabberwocky wrote:Our fair was this past week. Speaking of fried everything...

Fried, peanut-butter-covered cheesecake.
Fried Oreos, Twinkies, Reeses's cups.
Fried dill pickles. (They're actually pretty good.)

where are u jabber?

Jabberwocky wrote:Our fair was this past week. Speaking of fried everything...

Fried, peanut-butter-covered cheesecake.
Fried Oreos, Twinkies, Reeses's cups.
Fried dill pickles. (They're actually pretty good.)

The peanut butter stuff sounds good - I'm an addict! The pickles.... not in my taste, but glad you like them!

AR wrote:

So you're saying when I get down to Baltimore, I shouldn't order fries

Fucking Burger King started this shit. In Baltimore, there are plenty of places to find awesome fresh cut fries. Salt & Pepper and or vinegar. Burger King must DIE!

FUCKERS started this shit!

Larry's Texas beer battered fries sound cool with the JD. I'm just pissed at these MFing carry outs changing something that was really good before.

Burger King? I haven't noticed anything different at the BK here...wonder if they're just testing it in certain areas?

MSR wrote:

AR wrote:

So you're saying when I get down to Baltimore, I shouldn't order fries

Fucking Burger King started this shit. In Baltimore, there are plenty of places to find awesome fresh cut fries. Salt & Pepper and or vinegar. Burger King must DIE!

FUCKERS started this shit!

Larry's Texas beer battered fries sound cool with the JD. I'm just pissed at these MFing carry outs changing something that was really good before.

Burger King? I haven't noticed anything different at the BK here...wonder if they're just testing it in certain areas?

Burger King have been selling those nasty battered fries for a couple of years now in London. They don't even offer the option of normal fries.

I can't believe I'm actually talking about this.

MSR wrote:

AR wrote:

So you're saying when I get down to Baltimore, I shouldn't order fries

Fucking Burger King started this shit. In Baltimore, there are plenty of places to find awesome fresh cut fries. Salt & Pepper and or vinegar. Burger King must DIE!

FUCKERS started this shit!

Larry's Texas beer battered fries sound cool with the JD. I'm just pissed at these MFing carry outs changing something that was really good before.

Burger King? I haven't noticed anything different at the BK here...wonder if they're just testing it in certain areas?

No, I've lived all over the place and all the BK's do it.

Matthew wrote:Burger King have been selling those nasty battered fries for a couple of years now in London. They don't even offer the option of normal fries.

I can't believe I'm actually talking about this.