Where the Fuck is Andrew Mac?

by **Rockindeano** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:27 am

Dude, I have sent you PM's, and emails, and you aren't around. I know something is up because no threads were erased yesterday as there should have been a bunch missing.

Where in the Hell are you ya fury little funny talkin' cocksucker?!

by **The_Noble_Cause** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:30 am

I hear he has been camped out in front of his computer watching the Dustin Diamond porn on-loop since it was leaked to the internet last week.
Zip up your pants, and get back to work, you Koala-raping bushwacker!

by **Red13JoePa** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:32 am

Heard about the Screech Tapes, TCN.

Diamond's apparently hung like a donkey.

by **Citygirl** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:33 am

Tied to a red leather couch in Deano's house.

by **The_Noble_Cause** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:36 am

Red13JoePa wrote:Heard about the Screech Tapes, TCN.

Diamond's apparently hung like a donkey.

Not gay. Wouldn't know.

You actually watched it, dude?
I downloaded the Paris Hilton porn and looked up the Linday Lohan jpg snatch shot, but I draw the line at Saturday Morning child stars fallen from grace.

by **Red13JoePa** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:38 am

The_Noble_Cause wrote:
Red13JoePa wrote:Heard about the Screech Tapes, TCN.

Diamond's apparently hung like a donkey.

Not gay. Wouldn't know.

You actually watched it, dude?
I downloaded the Paris Hilton porn and looked up the Linday Lohan jpg snatch shot, but I draw the line at Saturday Morning child stars fallen from grace.

No, read it in the Daily Rag. You're kinda paper, right? Very lefty...
What's the Lohan thing? I'm not up to speed on that.

by **Rockindeano** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:40 am

Yeah, post of a pic of Lindsays Kitty Box. I wanna see it.

by **The_Noble_Cause** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:42 am

I'm not posting that here.
Especially not with this place's new sanitized family-friendly attitude.
You can thank all the invading BTers for this.
Just 'Google' it.

by **Rockindeano** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:48 am

Google what?

Lindsay Lohans Kitty Box?

by **The_Noble_Cause** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:48 am

Monker tells me Andrew is hung like a Fosters beer can.
"Very meaty" were his precise words, as he licked the fecal remnants from his cleft lip (an unfortunate side-effect of his inbred genetic make-up).

by **Rockindeano** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:51 am

You think Monker swallows?

by **The_Noble_Cause** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:57 am

Rockin'Deano wrote:You think Monker swallows?

I don't think his partners ever get to that stage.
They normally freak the fuck out of the room when Monker appears from his dressing room in full gimp slave regalia, complete with nipple clamps, and domestic livestock in tow.

by **Liam** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:57 am

The_Noble_Cause wrote:
Rockin'Deano wrote:You think Monker swallows?

I don't think his partners ever get to that stage.
They normally freak the fuck out of the room when Monker appears from his dressing room in full gimp slave regalia, complete with nipple clamps, and domestic livestock in tow.

WOW. Umm...THAT was vivid. :lol:

by **conversationpc** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:59 am

The_Noble_Cause wrote:
Rockin'Deano wrote:You think Monker swallows?

I don't think his partners ever get to that stage.
They normally freak the fuck out of the room when Monker appears from his dressing room in full gimp slave regalia, complete with nipple clamps, and domestic livestock in tow.

TNC, you are watching too many crossdressing, sado-masochistic, gay, farm-animal movies.

by **Rockindeano** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:02 am

conversationpc wrote:TNC, you are watching too many crossdressing, sado-masochistic, gay, farm-animal movies.

Sounds kind of like the Republican Party Platform.

by **Liam** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:04 am

Rockin'Deano wrote:
conversationpc wrote:TNC, you are watching too many crossdressing, sado-masochistic, gay, farm-animal movies.

Sounds kind of like the Republican Party Platform.

Nah...PETA's more liberal. :lol:

by **conversationpc** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:05 am

Rockin'Deano wrote:
conversationpc wrote:TNC, you are watching too many crossdressing, sado-masochistic, gay, farm-animal movies.

Sounds kind of like the Republican Party Platform.

Throw in Barney Frank and his live-in gay prostitute lover and then you've got a real bi-partisan affair. :lol:

by **Liz22562** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:06 am

He said on the front page news last week that he was going to be taking a long weekend off....

by **Rockindeano** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:15 am

Liz22562 wrote:He said on the front page news last week that he was going to be taking a long weekend off....

Look at Liz coming out of nowhere to throw down a tidbit. Nice job, lady.

by **Liz22562** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:18 am

I definitely read more than I post.

by **Red13JoePa** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:20 am

Liz22562 wrote:I definitely read more than I post.

Shame, that.

by **A Fire Inside** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:57 am

Sending email viruses to Joe Elliot

by **Abitaman** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:06 am

Friday's front page ais he was taking a long weekend-ERIC

by **Rockindeano** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:16 am

Sending prayers and get well wishes for Mac...Hope he really didn't find gay love.

by **Andrew** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:33 pm

No gay love - my wife would be very suprised.

Actually, just back from sitting on a beach in the sun and doing F-all for 4 days...aside from playing with the kids.

4 days without a PC, without a phone and without this board. LOVE IT!

by **RedWingFan** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:43 pm

Rockin'Deano wrote:Yeah, post of a pic of Lindsays Kitty Box. I wanna see it.

Hey deano, I think you can see it at HollywoodRag.com

by **Rockindeano** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:44 pm

Thank You sir. Been digging for it all day.

by **T-Bone** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:47 pm

Rockin'Deano wrote:Google what?

Lindsay Lohans Kitty Box?

For what? To see her clitty litter? :lol:

by **Rockindeano** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:50 pm

T-Bone wrote:
Rockin'Deano wrote:Google what?

Lindsay Lohans Kitty Box?

For what? To see her clitty litter?

Cannot locate it. Someone please post the link.

by **T-Bone** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:55 pm

I need not see Skanky Lohans slopbox...... :roll:

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