Baltimore Dialect Prep for Out-of-Towners

Thought this website may be of assistance to those coming from out of the area to the Baltimore show in November as you meander through the downtown and surrounding areas.
http://www.baltimorehon.com/
Now Deano, yous guys gotta be careful up 'air at AR's house 'bfore headin' downee 1st Mariner Arena; the poleece may be on higher 'lert knowin' you're in the area an' all.....if you wanna meet up wif' some Balmer hons, practice dis vocabalaree often so you can fit riyt in wif us lokuls.....
http://www.baltimorehon.com/
Now Deano, yous guys gotta be careful up 'air at AR's house 'bfore headin' downee 1st Mariner Arena; the poleece may be on higher 'lert knowin' you're in the area an' all.....if you wanna meet up wif' some Balmer hons, practice dis vocabalaree often so you can fit riyt in wif us lokuls.....