MR

There was a wee guppy
trying to swim upstream
big rain came
swept the guppy away
down the big and mighty river
along came a fisherman
guppy went for the worm
swallowed hook, line, and sinker
fisherman took up the guppy
he gave measure
and took a bite
spit out the guppy
threw him to the sharks
into the deep blue sea.

Moral to this fish tale: Look out for rip tide warnings before swimming! You never know where you'll end up!