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Hi all. For those of you just tuning in to MR this wonderful sunny warm Sunday morning, I have a story to tell. For the 4 members already here, just enjoy the recap please.


I have a friend, Fernando, and he is a housefly. He recently got a new cell phone and fired off a call to me. He was in dire straights, and called under duress.

Fernando: "Dean, I am in a big messy jam!"
Dean: What is it, Dude?
Fernando: Well, I was headed over to my man Julio and Pedros, and we decided to go get something to eat.
Dean: and?
Fernando:Well, we know of this place, pretty big in size, and it offers a smorgasboard of choices. HOTS. Ever heard of it?
Dean: Um, yeah. That place is awful. Not the cleanest of places.
Fernando: I know! That's why we like it. Duh!
Dean: Ok, so what is the problem?
Fernando[/color]: Well, currently, I am pinned down by mucus and a giant ingrown hair.
Dean: Well, ask Pedro and Julio for help
Fernando: I can't. They are dead.
Dean: What? How the Hell did that happen?
Fernando: Well, I guess HOTS farted and in the process, a bunch of yeast, came flying through the air, and buried them in an avalanche. I got lucky, and flew away from it just in time. Great big balls of cottage cheese raining down on me!
Dean: O man, I am so sorry
Fernando: well, I need a place to go now. Can you recommend any place to go?
Dean: Have you tried PF's Place?
Fernando: No, is it good?
Dean: No, it's shitty.
Fernando: Great! I am on my way! Seeya!

Dean'o, thats just fucked up man.

Moon Beam wrote::lol: Dean'o, thats just fucked up man.

Yeah but funnier than just about anything else written lately!

Nice sunny day here in South Florida, too!

HOTS, this is my long distance edication. Now go complain to Andrew. Oh you can't, because he is over Spain right now....Doh!

It's more fun to watch and see how many come to sniff at your ass after you shit like that.