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We have all been there. Driving, walking in the Supermarket, sitting in a movie, or working.....That feeling. it's coming like a runaway train and there is nothing you can do about it.

I am talking of shitting your pants. It's happened to all of us. Some of us have had it happen more than once.

You guys and gals think Neal or Ross ever shit their drawers while banging out Anyway You Want It? You think JSS shit himself while reaching for that higher than high chord in Edge of the Blade? How about Deen? He has the fortunate seclusion of the drum risers blocking his view, but think about it...If Deeno shit his pants, he has to sit in it for the entire show, then gingerly walk out and put his arm around Neal or Ross and walk backwards to exit the stage as to not see the mud on his ass..Oh fuck, I can't imagine having that happen.

How about the Frig? Dude comes out in white pants and shoes. He would rue the day with that Milkman uniform now stained with streaky mud lines.....Oh the horror. By the way, I LOVE the Frig.

Rockin'Deano wrote:I am talking of shitting your pants. It's happened to all of us.

Not since I was 6. Is this a really necessary thread?

Andrew wrote:

Rockin'Deano wrote:I am talking of shitting your pants. It's happened to all of us.

Not since I was 6. Is this a really necessary thread?

Valid question, don't you think?

Hey Deano, what's with the sudden obsession with bowel movements???

Neal has confirmed that Steve A Shit himself when he first started with Journey..

Here is a quote from the Interview..

The Journey continues for '80s band
Posted by Dan Kane
on Dec 20,2005




Q: How were things for Steve Augeri at those first shows?


A: I'm sure he had a few brown stains in the back of his pants. (Chuckles) He was nervous. I think anybody would be under those circumstances. He had some big shoes to fill but our fans love him now.

Tom Jrnyfn wrote:
but our fans love him now.[/b]

Boy, is that statement dated.

Rockin'Deano wrote:

Tom Jrnyfn wrote:
but our fans love him now.[/b]

Boy, is that statement dated.

Current member?..I would guess Ross

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:Hey Deano, what's with the sudden obsession with bowel movements???

He's in another shitty mood.. It'll pass.

Crazie Scarab wrote:

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:Hey Deano, what's with the sudden obsession with bowel movements???

He's in another shitty mood.. It'll pass.

No no no. I am very happy. ALL is good. I am just fascinated with this topic at the moment.

Rockin'Deano wrote:

Crazie Scarab wrote:

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:Hey Deano, what's with the sudden obsession with bowel movements???

He's in another shitty mood.. It'll pass.

No no no. I am very happy. ALL is good. I am just fascinated with this topic at the moment.

Is this going to be a 1 roll of TP type thread, or a full case?

Rockin'Deano wrote:

Crazie Scarab wrote:

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:Hey Deano, what's with the sudden obsession with bowel movements???

He's in another shitty mood.. It'll pass.

No no no. I am very happy. ALL is good. I am just fascinated with this topic at the moment.

What would Freud have to say about that????

Crazie Scarab wrote:

Rockin'Deano wrote:

Crazie Scarab wrote:

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:Hey Deano, what's with the sudden obsession with bowel movements???

He's in another shitty mood.. It'll pass.

No no no. I am very happy. ALL is good. I am just fascinated with this topic at the moment.

Is this going to be a 1 roll of TP type thread, or a full case?

Dude, I am so comfortable with Lula now, I swear this is true. I grab her head in a leglock and blast her with ass gas. It's hysterical. She comes up for air, and has tears in her eyes, and throws a beer at me from 3 feet away, and misses. Then she becomes more enraged and calls me a faggot. I was in tears from laughing.

Rockin'Deano wrote:Dude, I am so comfortable with Lula now, I swear this is true. I grab her head in a leglock and blast her with ass gas. It's hysterical. She comes up for air, and has tears in her eyes, and throws a beer at me from 3 feet away, and misses. Then she becomes more enraged and calls me a faggot. I was in tears from laughing.

Ahhhh, how romantic!!! It reminds me of something Kirk would do!

YES!! this has happened to them, it happens to all touring bands, you dont cancel a show because your sick ,, you go on stage!! my guitar bud was helping out a promoter here, and the bass player of the band was sick bad,, so my bud went to the store , bought adult diapers for him,, you go on stage period,, he tucked his pants into his boots and played in the heat and lights,, had a bucket on the side of the stage for vomiting... it happens,, you dont cancel an 8000 seat , sold out venue for a bad colon blow...

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:

Rockin'Deano wrote:Dude, I am so comfortable with Lula now, I swear this is true. I grab her head in a leglock and blast her with ass gas. It's hysterical. She comes up for air, and has tears in her eyes, and throws a beer at me from 3 feet away, and misses. Then she becomes more enraged and calls me a faggot. I was in tears from laughing.

Ahhhh, how romantic!!! It reminds me of something Kirk would do!

Norm wouldn't waste beer like that!!!
Deano...did u get any questions answered?

Rockin'Deano wrote:

Crazie Scarab wrote:

Rockin'Deano wrote:

Crazie Scarab wrote:

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:Hey Deano, what's with the sudden obsession with bowel movements???

He's in another shitty mood.. It'll pass.

No no no. I am very happy. ALL is good. I am just fascinated with this topic at the moment.

Is this going to be a 1 roll of TP type thread, or a full case?

Dude, I am so comfortable with Lula now, I swear this is true. I grab her head in a leglock and blast her with ass gas. It's hysterical. She comes up for air, and has tears in her eyes, and throws a beer at me from 3 feet away, and misses. Then she becomes more enraged and calls me a faggot. I was in tears from laughing.

Full case. Ok. That was funny, though! Next time you have her leglocked and are ready to gas her out.. tell her "Crazie Scarab says hello!" That'll get her!

I think the guys used to have fart contests
Get's boring on the road
All closed up in the bus
with nothing but the porta potty comode

The Potty's Over....

Shadowsong wrote:I think the guys used to have fart contests
Get's boring on the road
All closed up in the bus
with nothing but the porta potty comode

The Potty's Over....

OK guys, face it.....SHIT HAPPENS
you clean it up and move on! ( or you call the nurse to clean it up)

Shadowsong wrote:I think the guys used to have fart contests
Get's boring on the road
All closed up in the bus
with nothing but the porta potty comode

The Potty's Over....

truthfully, youve had that joke in the "can" for a while now..huh?

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:

Shadowsong wrote:I think the guys used to have fart contests
Get's boring on the road
All closed up in the bus
with nothing but the porta potty comode

The Potty's Over....

truthfully, youve had that joke in the "can" for a while now..huh?

Well to tell you the truth
I had columbian red beans, rice & sausage tonight
So there may be some serious pottying!

True love is being able to inflict the Dutch Oven and never have to say your sorry!

Rockin'Deano wrote:Dude, I am so comfortable with Lula now, I swear this is true. I grab her head in a leglock and blast her with ass gas. It's hysterical. She comes up for air, and has tears in her eyes, and throws a beer at me from 3 feet away, and misses. Then she becomes more enraged and calls me a faggot. I was in tears from laughing.

Uh, congratulations Lula, you've got yourself a real prize! What did he do on your first date? Burp in your face? What comes later, a steaming pile in your hand while your sleeping, and tickling your nose w/ a feather? If he uses that don't blame me, I'm sure he's already thought of it

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:

Larry, Thanks

Try a good dose of food poisoning ......it will bring you to your knees!

Rockin'Deano wrote:It's happened to all of us.

It has NEVER EVER EVER happened to me.

Hmm, not sure, but remember reading in an interview where Jeff said not ON stage, he made it to the car, lol.

He also said anyone whose been on tour has been photographed nude.

Wouldn't mind seeing that, lol.

Melissa wrote:He also said anyone whose been on tour has been photographed nude.

Wouldn't mind seeing that, lol.

I'll take nude pix of Perry & Jeff please.

JourneyRox wrote:

Melissa wrote:He also said anyone whose been on tour has been photographed nude.

Wouldn't mind seeing that, lol.

I'll take nude pix of Perry & Jeff please.

Excuse me ...did someone mention nudies?

And I voted for #1....after so many years as a band someone had to have had some skid marks...it's just human...you know, all that travel is hard on a body.