MR

Posted: **Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:49 am**

received the email below and thought of you!!!

This Year's First Christmas Joke

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly
gates. "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. (obviously a Journey fan)"It represents a candle", he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set
of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".

The third man started searching desperately through his
pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,"And
just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "These are Carols."

:oops:

heheheheheh

No offeense intended to any person, political or religious affiliation.

Just lmao

Cat

And So The Holiday Season Begins....

Posted: **Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:09 am**

LMAO!!!!

Posted: **Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:12 am**

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Posted: **Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:14 am**

Thanks for the laugh.

Posted: **Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:20 am**

Thanks for the morning chuckle :lol:

Posted: **Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:31 am**

LOL!!! Cute.. :lol:

Posted: **Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:32 am**

Posted: **Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:43 am**

The man replied, "These are Carols."

Granny............ and what is HE doing with YOUR panties??? LMAO :shock:

Posted: **Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:45 am**

SunshineTwilight wrote:
The man replied, "These are Carols."

Granny............ and what is HE doing with YOUR panties??? LMAO

Wish I'd thought of that. Nice work!

Posted: **Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:52 am**

SunshineTwilight wrote:
The man replied, "These are Carols."

Granny............ and what is HE doing with YOUR panties??? LMAO

If I was Saint Peter and they were Granny's, I would've sniffed 'em :twisted:

Posted: **Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:52 am**

lol...That was a cute joke.

Posted: **Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:54 am**

LMAO thanks :lol:

Posted: **Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:37 am**

Posted: **Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:44 am**

CatEyes wrote:received the email below and thought of you!!!

This Year's First Christmas Joke

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly
gates. "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. (obviously a Journey fan)"It represents a candle", he said.

No offense taken...pretty funny...G

"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set
of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".

The third man started searching desperately through his
pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,"And
just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "These are Carols."

heheheheheh

No offeense intended to any person, political or religious affiliation.

Just lmao

Cat

And So The Holiday Season Begins....

No offense taken,....pretty funny...

Posted: **Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:11 am**

Granny,

how can you tell if you have an overbite?

When you eat pussy, you taste shit. :lol:

Posted: **Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:26 am**

Rockin'Deano wrote:Granny,

how can you tell if you have an overbite?

When you eat pussy, you taste shit.

LOL..sorry Iwe are going to miss the west coast party...hope everyone has a great time....boy, I am jealous....hate u all!!!!!!!

MR

Yo!! Granny

Yo!! Granny

Re: Yo!! Granny