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Postby Rockindeano » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:03 am

How do you tell the Jewish house during Xmas time?

It's the house with the parking meter on the roof....someone please explain this one to ERIC.



Here of Adolph the brown nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as Rudolph but couldn't stop as fast :lol:
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Postby Enigma869 » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:06 am

I guess I must have done okay. I married a Jewish chick, and I haven't seen any parking meters anywhere around my house yet :lol:


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Re: Alittle Christmas Cheer for ya

Postby Granny » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:09 am

Rockin'Deano wrote:How do you tell the Jewish house during Xmas time?

It's the house with the parking meter on the roof....someone please explain this one to ERIC.



Here of Adolph the brown nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as Rudolph but couldn't stop as fast :lol:


Deano, Santa doesn't come to a Jewish household,......!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
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Postby Granny » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:10 am

Enigma869 wrote:I guess I must have done okay. I married a Jewish chick, and I haven't seen any parking meters anywhere around my house yet :lol:


John from Boston


Sounds like our house, hubby is Irish and I am Jewish.....we celebrate both holidays....
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Postby Moon Beam » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:22 am

:lol: good shakes on both Dean'o, spanks :lol:
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Re: Alittle Christmas Cheer for ya

Postby Enigma869 » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:22 am

bufordt9 wrote:
Deano, Santa doesn't come to a Jewish household,......!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:



Santa comes to my "Jewish" house EVERY year!!!!! In fact, I've yet to see a menorah anywhere in my house. My Jewish wife put the Christmas tree up on Thanksgiving day. She couldn't wait any longer!


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Re: Alittle Christmas Cheer for ya

Postby Granny » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:38 am

Enigma869 wrote:
bufordt9 wrote:
Deano, Santa doesn't come to a Jewish household,......!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:



Santa comes to my "Jewish" house EVERY year!!!!! In fact, I've yet to see a menorah anywhere in my house. My Jewish wife put the Christmas tree up on Thanksgiving day. She couldn't wait any longer!


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Yep, I put up the tree to day and the menorah comes out for Hanukan so that I can get 8 presents, (j/k) I love the x=mas season, its is so beautiful and colorful....
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Postby dcvader » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:42 am

Here's one for ya. Not Xmas but still funny.

How can you tell it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.
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Re: Alittle Christmas Cheer for ya

Postby Liam » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:43 am

Rockin'Deano wrote:How do you tell the Jewish house during Xmas time?

It's the house with the parking meter on the roof....someone please explain this one to ERIC.



Here of Adolph the brown nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as Rudolph but couldn't stop as fast :lol:


Thanks for the laugh, dude. :lol:
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Postby Andrew » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:51 am

Last thing I want is this board to be accused of racial intolerance - on top of everything else it has been called this year.
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Postby AR » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:51 am

Not a Christmas joke, but still an old favorite:

What's the most difficult thing about murdering a 4 year old?

-Washing the blood out of your clown suit........
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Postby Liam » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:54 am

Andrew wrote:Last thing I want is this board to be accused of racial intolerance - on top of everything else it has been called this year.


Sorry dude. I've got a few Jewish friends (and family) and they love these jokes. Granted not everyone's the same...but just to make things even....

"I'm as nervous as a Catholic preist at a little league game." :lol:

BTW..I'm catholic.
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Postby cyndy! » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:55 am

AR wrote:Not a Christmas joke, but still an old favorite:

What's the most difficult thing about murdering a 4 year old?

-Washing the blood out of your clown suit........

i think john wayne gacy liked 'em a little older than that
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Postby Andrew » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:06 pm

Escape79 wrote:
BTW..I'm catholic.


Ditto...and love all the jokes - aside from Deano's...just don't want to cross any lines of good taste.
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Postby donnaplease » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:09 pm

Andrew wrote:
Escape79 wrote:
BTW..I'm catholic.


Ditto...and love all the jokes - aside from Deano's...just don't want to cross any lines of good taste.


You mean you love AR's joke and are offended by Deano's????? WTF? :?

Ed, you're gonna burn for that one...
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Postby Liam » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:10 pm

Andrew wrote:
Escape79 wrote:
BTW..I'm catholic.


Ditto...and love all the jokes - aside from Deano's...just don't want to cross any lines of good taste.


Got'cha man. :-)
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Postby Melissa » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:10 pm

Escape79 wrote:
Andrew wrote:Last thing I want is this board to be accused of racial intolerance - on top of everything else it has been called this year.


Sorry dude. I've got a few Jewish friends (and family) and they love these jokes. Granted not everyone's the same...but just to make things even....

"I'm as nervous as a Catholic preist at a little league game." :lol:

BTW..I'm catholic.


lol- that reminds me of the comment John Rzeznik from the Goo Goo Dolls got blasted for when he said it onstage, "I'm sweating like a whore in church", lol.
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Postby Liam » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:11 pm

Melissa wrote:
Escape79 wrote:
Andrew wrote:Last thing I want is this board to be accused of racial intolerance - on top of everything else it has been called this year.


Sorry dude. I've got a few Jewish friends (and family) and they love these jokes. Granted not everyone's the same...but just to make things even....

"I'm as nervous as a Catholic preist at a little league game." :lol:

BTW..I'm catholic.


lol- that reminds me of the comment John Rzeznik from the Goo Goo Dolls got blasted for when he said it onstage, "I'm sweating like a whore in church", lol.


That's 'cause he offended half the women in the audience. :lol:
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Postby Melissa » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:18 pm

Escape79 wrote:
Melissa wrote:
Escape79 wrote:
Andrew wrote:Last thing I want is this board to be accused of racial intolerance - on top of everything else it has been called this year.


Sorry dude. I've got a few Jewish friends (and family) and they love these jokes. Granted not everyone's the same...but just to make things even....

"I'm as nervous as a Catholic preist at a little league game." :lol:

BTW..I'm catholic.


lol- that reminds me of the comment John Rzeznik from the Goo Goo Dolls got blasted for when he said it onstage, "I'm sweating like a whore in church", lol.


That's 'cause he offended half the women in the audience. :lol:


Exactly! lol :)
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Postby dcvader » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:19 pm

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.
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Postby AR » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:21 pm

donnaplease wrote:
Andrew wrote:
Escape79 wrote:
BTW..I'm catholic.


Ditto...and love all the jokes - aside from Deano's...just don't want to cross any lines of good taste.


You mean you love AR's joke and are offended by Deano's????? WTF? :?

Ed, you're gonna burn for that one...


I haven't yet.

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Postby AR » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:22 pm

dcvader wrote:What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.


LMFAO. Dave will have the room next to me in hell.
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Postby fredinator » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:22 pm

Deano, laughed at the first one, gasped at the oven one...
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Postby Rockindeano » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:25 pm

Oh I might as well go to BT and sing fucking church hymes. Good God almighty.
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Postby dcvader » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:25 pm

What do you call two lesbians with their period?

Finger painting.
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Postby dcvader » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:28 pm

Why do fat BT'rs have sex under water?

You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!
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Postby Andrew » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:29 pm

Seriously folks....a lot of people read this forum - young and old. Keep the bad taste jokes for the Adults Only thread.
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Postby Carlitto H@kk » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:30 pm

Why do blondes have 2 more brain cells than cows?

So they don't piss and shit all over you when you twist their nipples :D
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Postby AR » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:33 pm

I got a really bad joke for you all.

"Trial By Fire"
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Postby dcvader » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:36 pm

Did you hear that the new and politically correct name for "lesbian".

It has been changed to "vagitarian".
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