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Alittle Christmas Cheer for ya
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Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:03 amby Rockindeano
How do you tell the Jewish house during Xmas time?
It's the house with the parking meter on the roof....someone please explain this one to ERIC.
Here of Adolph the brown nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as Rudolph but couldn't stop as fast
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Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:06 amby Enigma869
I guess I must have done okay. I married a Jewish chick, and I haven't seen any parking meters anywhere around my house yet
John from Boston
Re: Alittle Christmas Cheer for ya
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Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:09 amby Granny
Rockin'Deano wrote:How do you tell the Jewish house during Xmas time?
It's the house with the parking meter on the roof....someone please explain this one to ERIC.
Here of Adolph the brown nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as Rudolph but couldn't stop as fast
Deano, Santa doesn't come to a Jewish household,......!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:10 amby Granny
Enigma869 wrote:I guess I must have done okay. I married a Jewish chick, and I haven't seen any parking meters anywhere around my house yet
John from Boston
Sounds like our house, hubby is Irish and I am Jewish.....we celebrate both holidays....
Posted:
Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:22 amby Moon Beam
good shakes on both Dean'o, spanks
Re: Alittle Christmas Cheer for ya
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Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:22 amby Enigma869
bufordt9 wrote:Deano, Santa doesn't come to a Jewish household,......!!!!!!!!!!!
Santa comes to my "Jewish" house EVERY year!!!!! In fact, I've yet to see a menorah anywhere in my house. My Jewish wife put the Christmas tree up on Thanksgiving day. She couldn't wait any longer!
John from Boston
Re: Alittle Christmas Cheer for ya
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Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:38 amby Granny
Enigma869 wrote:bufordt9 wrote:Deano, Santa doesn't come to a Jewish household,......!!!!!!!!!!!
Santa comes to my "Jewish" house EVERY year!!!!! In fact, I've yet to see a menorah anywhere in my house. My Jewish wife put the Christmas tree up on Thanksgiving day. She couldn't wait any longer!
John from Boston
Yep, I put up the tree to day and the menorah comes out for Hanukan so that I can get 8 presents, (j/k) I love the x=mas season, its is so beautiful and colorful....
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Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:42 amby dcvader
Here's one for ya. Not Xmas but still funny.
How can you tell it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Re: Alittle Christmas Cheer for ya
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Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:43 amby Liam
Rockin'Deano wrote:How do you tell the Jewish house during Xmas time?
It's the house with the parking meter on the roof....someone please explain this one to ERIC.
Here of Adolph the brown nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as Rudolph but couldn't stop as fast
Thanks for the laugh, dude.
Posted:
Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:51 amby Andrew
Last thing I want is this board to be accused of racial intolerance - on top of everything else it has been called this year.
Posted:
Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:51 amby AR
Not a Christmas joke, but still an old favorite:
What's the most difficult thing about murdering a 4 year old?
-Washing the blood out of your clown suit........
Posted:
Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:54 amby Liam
Andrew wrote:Last thing I want is this board to be accused of racial intolerance - on top of everything else it has been called this year.
Sorry dude. I've got a few Jewish friends (and family) and they love these jokes. Granted not everyone's the same...but just to make things even....
"I'm as nervous as a Catholic preist at a little league game."
BTW..I'm catholic.
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Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:55 amby cyndy!
AR wrote:Not a Christmas joke, but still an old favorite:
What's the most difficult thing about murdering a 4 year old?
-Washing the blood out of your clown suit........
i think john wayne gacy liked 'em a little older than that
Posted:
Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:06 pmby Andrew
Escape79 wrote:
BTW..I'm catholic.
Ditto...and love all the jokes - aside from Deano's...just don't want to cross any lines of good taste.
Posted:
Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:09 pmby donnaplease
Andrew wrote:Escape79 wrote:
BTW..I'm catholic.
Ditto...and love all the jokes - aside from Deano's...just don't want to cross any lines of good taste.
You mean you love AR's joke and are offended by Deano's????? WTF?
Ed, you're gonna burn for that one...
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Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:10 pmby Liam
Andrew wrote:Escape79 wrote:
BTW..I'm catholic.
Ditto...and love all the jokes - aside from Deano's...just don't want to cross any lines of good taste.
Got'cha man.
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Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:10 pmby Melissa
Escape79 wrote:Andrew wrote:Last thing I want is this board to be accused of racial intolerance - on top of everything else it has been called this year.
Sorry dude. I've got a few Jewish friends (and family) and they love these jokes. Granted not everyone's the same...but just to make things even....
"I'm as nervous as a Catholic preist at a little league game."
BTW..I'm catholic.
lol- that reminds me of the comment John Rzeznik from the Goo Goo Dolls got blasted for when he said it onstage, "I'm sweating like a whore in church", lol.
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Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:11 pmby Liam
Melissa wrote:Escape79 wrote:Andrew wrote:Last thing I want is this board to be accused of racial intolerance - on top of everything else it has been called this year.
Sorry dude. I've got a few Jewish friends (and family) and they love these jokes. Granted not everyone's the same...but just to make things even....
"I'm as nervous as a Catholic preist at a little league game."
BTW..I'm catholic.
lol- that reminds me of the comment John Rzeznik from the Goo Goo Dolls got blasted for when he said it onstage, "I'm sweating like a whore in church", lol.
That's 'cause he offended half the women in the audience.
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Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:18 pmby Melissa
Escape79 wrote:Melissa wrote:Escape79 wrote:Andrew wrote:Last thing I want is this board to be accused of racial intolerance - on top of everything else it has been called this year.
Sorry dude. I've got a few Jewish friends (and family) and they love these jokes. Granted not everyone's the same...but just to make things even....
"I'm as nervous as a Catholic preist at a little league game."
BTW..I'm catholic.
lol- that reminds me of the comment John Rzeznik from the Goo Goo Dolls got blasted for when he said it onstage, "I'm sweating like a whore in church", lol.
That's 'cause he offended half the women in the audience.
Exactly! lol
Posted:
Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:19 pmby dcvader
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.
Posted:
Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:21 pmby AR
donnaplease wrote:Andrew wrote:Escape79 wrote:
BTW..I'm catholic.
Ditto...and love all the jokes - aside from Deano's...just don't want to cross any lines of good taste.
You mean you love AR's joke and are offended by Deano's????? WTF?
Ed, you're gonna burn for that one...
I haven't yet.
I sold my soul long ago. The evil keeps me young.
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Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:22 pmby AR
dcvader wrote:What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.
LMFAO. Dave will have the room next to me in hell.
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Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:22 pmby fredinator
Deano, laughed at the first one, gasped at the oven one...
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Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:25 pmby Rockindeano
Oh I might as well go to BT and sing fucking church hymes. Good God almighty.
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Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:25 pmby dcvader
What do you call two lesbians with their period?
Finger painting.
Posted:
Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:28 pmby dcvader
Why do fat BT'rs have sex under water?
You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!
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Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:29 pmby Andrew
Seriously folks....a lot of people read this forum - young and old. Keep the bad taste jokes for the Adults Only thread.
Posted:
Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:30 pmby Carlitto H@kk
Why do blondes have 2 more brain cells than cows?
So they don't piss and shit all over you when you twist their nipples 
Posted:
Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:33 pmby AR
I got a really bad joke for you all.
"Trial By Fire"
Posted:
Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:36 pmby dcvader
Did you hear that the new and politically correct name for "lesbian".
It has been changed to "vagitarian".