A Journey Forum Christmas
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:53 pmA Journey forum Christmas
Written by Monker, who somewhat ripped it from South Park, who somewhat ripped it off of some freaky Christmas poet.
Night after night Andrew would go to bed
With visions of his Journey forum in his head
One night when he looked, and he had to rub his eyes
Journey was pregnant, what a suprise!
"How can this be?" He thought to himself.
So, he went to a concert with some of his elves.
He went backstage to talk to the band.
He came prepared with a taperecorder in hand.
When he returned to his house
Andrew typed up the words as quiet as a mouse.
When he was finished, he just had to smile
But, he couldn't publish it now, he'd have to wait a while
It's almost time when the time is here,
The time that's only once every eight years.
We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near.
A Journey forum Christmas!
The little critters worked hard as they happily sang
There was Deano and his entire gang.
The forum was waiting, they jumped up and down.
But, they would have to wait longer and that made them frown.
"Journey's savior was coming," is what they all said.
But, each time in the past they would all end up dead.
This time would be different, they had to believe.
For the savior to survive they'd sacrifice Steve!
This time comes only every eight years
Every Journey fan holds it dear
Every fan, big or small
Journey means so much to us all!
Andrew winked at his Journey friends and they leapt to his side!
"You all better be ready for a bumpy sleigh ride!"
With that they all left to crucify Steve.
You know that Deano just doesn't "Believe".
Now, with Steve finaly gone, the band could move on
The band could give birth and show their true worth
Andrew then said, "If I publish this now I could end up dead!"
And so, using his powers and working with glee,
Andrew made everybody wait and see
Andrew then smiled and said "Uh, I have to wait for the official word."
You know, Andrew can be such a turd.
Andrew was right to be scared, he didn't want to be eaten.
You see, Journey was pregnant with the son of Satan.
The humble Steve Augeri had stopped this in the past
Now, in a humble Journey forum, some dark elves amassed
Meanwhile, Journey fans on Back Talk were running away.
For them there would certainly be no Christmas Day.
The time is now
The time is here
A Journey forum Christmas
Hail Satan!
There was nobody to stop the Apocalypse, it seemed.
"I know!" Andrew said with a new happy grin,
"I'll call up the band and speak to them again!"
and he called up the band to set everything right.
What did they say? What did he hear?
"Publish the intervew, there's nothing to fear!"
Andrew was shocked at what he had heard.
He could now stop being such a turd!
He published his interviews for us to read
There would be no more begging and no need to plead.
What was it that was such a secret?
Hell if I know, there was nothing to fret.
Everything in them were things we all knew.
They sacrificed Steve, which made some fans BOO!
They will make a new album, what else can they do?
They will tour some more, which is nothing new.
What about Journey being pregnant with the son of Satan?
You see, you wouldn't have read this without some exageration.
just as you should not have hailed those boring interviews with such exaltations.
Written by Monker, who somewhat ripped it from South Park, who somewhat ripped it off of some freaky Christmas poet.
Night after night Andrew would go to bed
With visions of his Journey forum in his head
One night when he looked, and he had to rub his eyes
Journey was pregnant, what a suprise!
"How can this be?" He thought to himself.
So, he went to a concert with some of his elves.
He went backstage to talk to the band.
He came prepared with a taperecorder in hand.
When he returned to his house
Andrew typed up the words as quiet as a mouse.
When he was finished, he just had to smile
But, he couldn't publish it now, he'd have to wait a while
It's almost time when the time is here,
The time that's only once every eight years.
We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near.
A Journey forum Christmas!
The little critters worked hard as they happily sang
There was Deano and his entire gang.
The forum was waiting, they jumped up and down.
But, they would have to wait longer and that made them frown.
"Journey's savior was coming," is what they all said.
But, each time in the past they would all end up dead.
This time would be different, they had to believe.
For the savior to survive they'd sacrifice Steve!
This time comes only every eight years
Every Journey fan holds it dear
Every fan, big or small
Journey means so much to us all!
Andrew winked at his Journey friends and they leapt to his side!
"You all better be ready for a bumpy sleigh ride!"
With that they all left to crucify Steve.
You know that Deano just doesn't "Believe".
Now, with Steve finaly gone, the band could move on
The band could give birth and show their true worth
Andrew then said, "If I publish this now I could end up dead!"
And so, using his powers and working with glee,
Andrew made everybody wait and see
Andrew then smiled and said "Uh, I have to wait for the official word."
You know, Andrew can be such a turd.
Andrew was right to be scared, he didn't want to be eaten.
You see, Journey was pregnant with the son of Satan.
The humble Steve Augeri had stopped this in the past
Now, in a humble Journey forum, some dark elves amassed
Meanwhile, Journey fans on Back Talk were running away.
For them there would certainly be no Christmas Day.
The time is now
The time is here
A Journey forum Christmas
Hail Satan!
There was nobody to stop the Apocalypse, it seemed.
"I know!" Andrew said with a new happy grin,
"I'll call up the band and speak to them again!"
and he called up the band to set everything right.
What did they say? What did he hear?
"Publish the intervew, there's nothing to fear!"
Andrew was shocked at what he had heard.
He could now stop being such a turd!
He published his interviews for us to read
There would be no more begging and no need to plead.
What was it that was such a secret?
Hell if I know, there was nothing to fret.
Everything in them were things we all knew.
They sacrificed Steve, which made some fans BOO!
They will make a new album, what else can they do?
They will tour some more, which is nothing new.
What about Journey being pregnant with the son of Satan?
You see, you wouldn't have read this without some exageration.
just as you should not have hailed those boring interviews with such exaltations.
That was funny! Very clever Monker! ...don't know that I like the satan bit, though........I was the blood donor for the birth in that little scenerio in another thread.....I donated to the son of satan? 
j/k 
