MR

I am watching a little tennis match called the Australian Open. Before all you knuckledicks laugh, have you seen Maria Sharapova's body? her ass? Her melons?

Damn, if I lived a mile from Hell (Australia), I would hop on over to Sidney and get some activity on the ol wood meter.

And shit, next is Hingis...smallish cans, but tighter than knotted rope ass.

I am bonered up.

RockinDeano wrote:I am watching a little tennis match called the Australian Open. Before all you knuckledicks laugh, have you seen Maria Sharapova's body? her ass? Her melons?

Damn, if I lived a mile from Hell (Australia), I would hop on over to Sidney and get some activity on the ol wood meter.

And shit, next is Hingis...smallish cans, but tighter than knotted rope ass.

I am bonered up.

just flipped to espn2 ...yep.. nice body on Maria... always like the Williams sisters bodys during their prime.. but Steffie Graff, and Monica Seles... now they were hot!!

RockinDeano wrote:I am watching a little tennis match called the Australian Open. Before all you knuckledicks laugh, have you seen Maria Sharapova's body? her ass? Her melons?

Damn, if I lived a mile from Hell (Australia), I would hop on over to Sidney and get some activity on the ol wood meter.

And shit, next is Hingis...smallish cans, but tighter than knotted rope ass.

I am bonered up.

only you, dude.

Gotta say...since Maria...alls I can say is "GODDAMN I LIKE TENNIS".

The screaming they do is cool too..Close your eyes and listen.

lights1961 wrote: always like the Williams sisters bodys during their prime..

You mean Predator and Predator 2 the Sequel?

RockinDeano wrote:I am watching a little tennis match called the Australian Open. Before all you knuckledicks laugh, have you seen Maria Sharapova's body? her ass? Her melons?

Damn, if I lived a mile from Hell (Australia), I would hop on over to Sidney and get some activity on the ol wood meter.

And shit, next is Hingis...smallish cans, but tighter than knotted rope ass.

I am bonered up.

is that with or without your splint?

RockinDeano wrote:

lights1961 wrote: always like the Williams sisters bodys during their prime..

You mean Predator and Predator 2 the Sequel?

Dem bitches scare the fuck outa me!
And they add absolutley ZERO to the wood-factor for me.
But Maria and that little whore, Anna K...

Those 2 need to meet up at center court,
ram eachothers' tongues down their throats
and proceed to do what naughty, naked girls do
together for about 5 hours straight on live television!!!

RockinDeano wrote:I am watching a little tennis match called the Australian Open. Before all you knuckledicks laugh, have you seen Maria Sharapova's body? her ass? Her melons?

Damn, if I lived a mile from Hell (Australia), I would hop on over to Sidney and get some activity on the ol wood meter.

And shit, next is Hingis...smallish cans, but tighter than knotted rope ass.

I am bonered up.

This explains why Kirk is intently watching women's tennis-I think the house could burn down around him right now and he wouldn't notice!

They should play in thongs only. Them things are so short anyway

Carlitto H@kk wrote:

RockinDeano wrote:

lights1961 wrote: always like the Williams sisters bodys during their prime..

You mean Predator and Predator 2 the Sequel?

Dem bitches scare the fuck outa me!
And they add absolutley ZERO to the wood-factor for me.
But Maria and that little whore, Anna K...

Those 2 need to meet up at center court,
ram eachothers' tongues down their throats
and proceed to do what naughty, naked girls do
together for about 5 hours straight on live television!!![/quote]




Now that I would love to see!!!!!

Women's sand volleyball does it for me.

Gotta love Natile Gulbis on the LPGA

Sharapova is smoking and the grunts she makes will hitting a tennis ball, imagine if she was..............................

womens tennis 1940's...