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I can't blame him. I used a person I shouldn't have.

If the ladies can get all wet and sticky, then us guys can get woodys discussing this scenario.

F, Marry, Kill.

Naomi Watts
Shania Twain
Maria Sharapova.

Have fun with this one.

EXPLAIN why you do what you are doing to each of them!

RockinDeano wrote:I can't blame him. I used a person I shouldn't have.

If the ladies can get all wet and sticky, then us guys can get woodys discussing this scenario.

F, Marry, Kill.

Naomi Watts
Shania Twain
Maria Sharapova.

Have fun with this one.

EXPLAIN why you do what you are doing to each of them!

That kangaroo butt-fucker at least owes us an explanation. I LIKED that thread.
Sharapova Marry
Watts Fuck
Twain Kill....I don't like anything about Canada

Watts--Dead

Sharapova-- F$#k would love to hear those gruts


Twain Marry and after you nailed her she could sing you to sleep, probably the sexiest stomach around

zino wrote:Watts--Dead

Sharapova-- F$#k would love to hear those gruts


Twain Marry and after you nailed her she could sing you to sleep, probably the sexiest stomach around

Dude, you NEED to be at the Pampano Beach show. Screw the show, be at the after party. I have got to meet you.

Mmmmm...Naomi Watts. I can't get past thinking of her to consider the other choices. Sorry.

RockinDeano wrote:

zino wrote:Watts--Dead

Sharapova-- F$#k would love to hear those gruts


Twain Marry and after you nailed her she could sing you to sleep, probably the sexiest stomach around

Dude, you NEED to be at the Pampano Beach show. Screw the show, be at the after party. I have got to meet you.

Will be at the show, after party probably not gonna make it have to be at work at 6 the next morning. Would love to meet you though

zino wrote:

RockinDeano wrote:

zino wrote:Watts--Dead

Sharapova-- F$#k would love to hear those gruts


Twain Marry and after you nailed her she could sing you to sleep, probably the sexiest stomach around

Dude, you NEED to be at the Pampano Beach show. Screw the show, be at the after party. I have got to meet you.

Will be at the show, after party probably not gonna make it have to be at work at 6 the next morning. Would love to meet you though

Dude, check yourself. There are 25 people coming into your state to party and hang, and you are going to play the responsible card and go to work at the local Union 76? Gimme a fucking break. If you don't want to be harrassed on MR for the rest of your living, breathing life, I suggest you call in sick.

I told my boss I had to go to some sensitivity training or some shit for my "other" job. I don't even have another job.

RockinDeano wrote:

zino wrote:

RockinDeano wrote:

zino wrote:Watts--Dead

Sharapova-- F$#k would love to hear those gruts


Twain Marry and after you nailed her she could sing you to sleep, probably the sexiest stomach around

Dude, you NEED to be at the Pampano Beach show. Screw the show, be at the after party. I have got to meet you.

Will be at the show, after party probably not gonna make it have to be at work at 6 the next morning. Would love to meet you though

Dude, check yourself. There are 25 people coming into your state to party and hang, and you are going to play the responsible card and go to work at the local Union 76? Gimme a fucking break. If you don't want to be harrassed on MR for the rest of your living, breathing life, I suggest you call in sick.

I told my boss I had to go to some sensitivity training or some shit for my "other" job. I don't even have another job.

Union 76....remember that old fucker "Murph" from the commercials?


http://youtube.com/watch?v=yhmhQb1NKf0

RockinDeano wrote:

zino wrote:

RockinDeano wrote:

zino wrote:Watts--Dead

Sharapova-- F$#k would love to hear those gruts


Twain Marry and after you nailed her she could sing you to sleep, probably the sexiest stomach around

Dude, you NEED to be at the Pampano Beach show. Screw the show, be at the after party. I have got to meet you.

Will be at the show, after party probably not gonna make it have to be at work at 6 the next morning. Would love to meet you though

Dude, check yourself. There are 25 people coming into your state to party and hang, and you are going to play the responsible card and go to work at the local Union 76? Gimme a fucking break. If you don't want to be harrassed on MR for the rest of your living, breathing life, I suggest you call in sick.

I told my boss I had to go to some sensitivity training or some shit for my "other" job. I don't even have another job.

Problem is I am the boss I run a 8 million dollar a year restaurant and its me on top, no one too call in sick too. Also have a 10 month old at home so I need to be home so we can get the baby sitter home that night. Work will be slammin the next day with tourist running around like crazy. So at this time I guess i will have too be harrassed. But thats the way it is Winter time in south Florida is busy for us, that why the hotel prices are high and such. we thrive on bringing people into the state to make $$$$$$$. Sorry to sell out but s that the way it is in the Restaurant business !!!. It would be a great place for the crowd to come on Sunday morning though if people will be in town. Hot Bod contest at the pool on Sunday !!! All you can eat Brunch buffet in sunday 11-2. That my story, trust me I wish i could party down all night but the job and the little boy have changed that. you can check out his pic drinking a beer in the Pics of us thread !!!!!!

zino wrote:

RockinDeano wrote:

zino wrote:

RockinDeano wrote:

zino wrote:Watts--Dead

Sharapova-- F$#k would love to hear those gruts


Twain Marry and after you nailed her she could sing you to sleep, probably the sexiest stomach around

Dude, you NEED to be at the Pampano Beach show. Screw the show, be at the after party. I have got to meet you.

Will be at the show, after party probably not gonna make it have to be at work at 6 the next morning. Would love to meet you though

Dude, check yourself. There are 25 people coming into your state to party and hang, and you are going to play the responsible card and go to work at the local Union 76? Gimme a fucking break. If you don't want to be harrassed on MR for the rest of your living, breathing life, I suggest you call in sick.

I told my boss I had to go to some sensitivity training or some shit for my "other" job. I don't even have another job.

Problem is I am the boss I run a 8 million dollar a year restaurant and its me on top, no one too call in sick too. Also have a 10 month old at home so I need to be home so we can get the baby sitter home that night. Work will be slammin the next day with tourist running around like crazy. So at this time I guess i will have too be harrassed. But thats the way it is Winter time in south Florida is busy for us, that why the hotel prices are high and such. we thrive on bringing people into the state to make $$$$$$$. Sorry to sell out but s that the way it is in the Restaurant business !!!. It would be a great place for the crowd to come on Sunday morning though if people will be in town. Hot Bod contest at the pool on Sunday !!! All you can eat Brunch buffet in sunday 11-2. That my story, trust me I wish i could party down all night but the job and the little boy have changed that. you can check out his pic drinking a beer in the Pics of us thread !!!!!!

8 million dollar restaurant that opens up at 6 am? What is it, Denny's?

saint John wrote:

zino wrote:

RockinDeano wrote:

zino wrote:

RockinDeano wrote:

zino wrote:Watts--Dead

Sharapova-- F$#k would love to hear those gruts


Twain Marry and after you nailed her she could sing you to sleep, probably the sexiest stomach around

Dude, you NEED to be at the Pampano Beach show. Screw the show, be at the after party. I have got to meet you.

Will be at the show, after party probably not gonna make it have to be at work at 6 the next morning. Would love to meet you though

Dude, check yourself. There are 25 people coming into your state to party and hang, and you are going to play the responsible card and go to work at the local Union 76? Gimme a fucking break. If you don't want to be harrassed on MR for the rest of your living, breathing life, I suggest you call in sick.

I told my boss I had to go to some sensitivity training or some shit for my "other" job. I don't even have another job.

Problem is I am the boss I run a 8 million dollar a year restaurant and its me on top, no one too call in sick too. Also have a 10 month old at home so I need to be home so we can get the baby sitter home that night. Work will be slammin the next day with tourist running around like crazy. So at this time I guess i will have too be harrassed. But thats the way it is Winter time in south Florida is busy for us, that why the hotel prices are high and such. we thrive on bringing people into the state to make $$$$$$$. Sorry to sell out but s that the way it is in the Restaurant business !!!. It would be a great place for the crowd to come on Sunday morning though if people will be in town. Hot Bod contest at the pool on Sunday !!! All you can eat Brunch buffet in sunday 11-2. That my story, trust me I wish i could party down all night but the job and the little boy have changed that. you can check out his pic drinking a beer in the Pics of us thread !!!!!!

8 million dollar restaurant that opens up at 6 am? What is it, Denny's?

DAMN Ive been outed !!!!

RockinDeano wrote:I told my boss I had to go to some sensitivity training or some shit for my "other" job. I don't even have another job.

Man, you kill me.

saint John wrote:Twain Kill....I don't like anything about Canada

This splains why you never talk to me then huh?

Moon Beam wrote:

saint John wrote:Twain Kill....I don't like anything about Canada

This splains why you never talk to me then huh?

He never said he doesn't know anything about retards.

RockinDeano wrote:

Moon Beam wrote:

saint John wrote:Twain Kill....I don't like anything about Canada

This splains why you never talk to me then huh?

He never said he doesn't know anything about retards.

Lol...not at all, moon. I think you're one of the site's cooler people.

saint John wrote:

RockinDeano wrote:

Moon Beam wrote:

saint John wrote:Twain Kill....I don't like anything about Canada

This splains why you never talk to me then huh?

He never said he doesn't know anything about retards.

Lol...not at all, moon. I think you're one of the site's cooler people.

I second that Moonie!!! you are way cool...

belar wrote:

RockinDeano wrote:I told my boss I had to go to some sensitivity training or some shit for my "other" job. I don't even have another job.

Man, you kill me.

Me too. Sensitivity training? What a dumb excuse to give your boss. Why on earth would YOU possibly need sensitivity training?

saint John wrote:

belar wrote:

RockinDeano wrote:I told my boss I had to go to some sensitivity training or some shit for my "other" job. I don't even have another job.

Man, you kill me.

Me too. Sensitivity training? What a dumb excuse to give your boss. Why on earth would YOU possibly need sensitivity training?

That stupid bastard. I slipped up and first said I was going to Colorado, then later said Tampa. Oops. He can't hear a fucking word I say. So now at work, I mumble shit just loud enough for him to hear me talking, but he can't quite understand.

Like this:


You old white haired jackoff. He says, what!?

"I said, not quite there. taking my jacket off."

RockinDeano wrote:

saint John wrote:

belar wrote:

RockinDeano wrote:I told my boss I had to go to some sensitivity training or some shit for my "other" job. I don't even have another job.

Man, you kill me.

Me too. Sensitivity training? What a dumb excuse to give your boss. Why on earth would YOU possibly need sensitivity training?

That stupid bastard. I slipped up and first said I was going to Colorado, then later said Tampa. Oops. He can't hear a fucking word I say. So now at work, I mumble shit just loud enough for him to hear me talking, but he can't quite understand.

Like this:


You old white haired jackoff. He says, what!?

"I said, not quite there. taking my jacket off."

Rarely do I laugh aloud.....but I just did.

RockinDeano wrote:

Moon Beam wrote:

saint John wrote:Twain Kill....I don't like anything about Canada

This splains why you never talk to me then huh?

He never said he doesn't know anything about retards.

Lick between my lips Dean'a

saint John wrote:Lol...not at all, moon. I think you're one of the site's cooler people.

Thank you muchly then Sir, I'll ignore your
comment on my Country.

steveforever wrote:
I second that Moonie!!! you are way cool...

Awwwwww Spanks steveforever, that made me smile!

saint John wrote:

Rarely do I laugh aloud.....but I just did.

He looks like Dennis Deyoung...White poodle lookin hair motherfucker, and he just had a stroke, so he walks like Michael J Fox. I deliberately stick an air hose in the middle of the floor just to see the old bastard struggle to get over it on his way to the shitter, which he visits 5 times per hour.

Today, while he was at lunch, I downloaded some soft porn and put in on his desktop. He has NO idea how to erase it, and his wife is coming to visit. Hahaha

RockinDeano wrote:

saint John wrote:

Rarely do I laugh aloud.....but I just did.

He looks like Dennis Deyoung...White poodle lookin hair motherfucker, and he just had a stroke, so he walks like Michael J Fox. I deliberately stick an air hose in the middle of the floor just to see the old bastard struggle to get over it on his way to the shitter, which he visits 5 times per hour.

Today, while he was at lunch, I downloaded some soft porn and put in on his desktop. He has NO idea how to erase it, and his wife is coming to visit. Hahaha

Thats some cruel funny shit !

RockinDeano wrote:

saint John wrote:

Rarely do I laugh aloud.....but I just did.

He looks like Dennis Deyoung...White poodle lookin hair motherfucker, and he just had a stroke, so he walks like Michael J Fox. I deliberately stick an air hose in the middle of the floor just to see the old bastard struggle to get over it on his way to the shitter, which he visits 5 times per hour.

Today, while he was at lunch, I downloaded some soft porn and put in on his desktop. he has NO idea how to erase it, and his wife is coming to visit. Hahaha

That post is SOOO wrong on SOOO many levels, but I laughed my ass off. "He looks like Dennis Deyoung...White poodle lookin hair motherfucker, and he just had a stroke, so he walks like Michael J Fox." That line is right up there with some of TNC's raunchiest. Good shit.

I can go on and on. He can't hear for shit....When I'm pissed off at him, I walk by and unload an air bisquit. I walk about 20 fet and glance back and start busting up.....Crop dusted the old man!

He looks at me and starts swearing. I laugh even harder then.

What kindda work do you do Deano ? Sure sounds like you have fun at work !! !! Even at the bosses expense !

zino wrote:What kindda work do you do Deano ? Sure sounds like you have fun at work !! !! Even at the bosses expense !

I took up a job as a secondary job aside from Amtrak. I am building cabinets. I work for two blue hairs. Yogi and Boo Boo. I do what I want there.

RockinDeano wrote:

saint John wrote:

belar wrote:

RockinDeano wrote:I told my boss I had to go to some sensitivity training or some shit for my "other" job. I don't even have another job.

Man, you kill me.

Me too. Sensitivity training? What a dumb excuse to give your boss. Why on earth would YOU possibly need sensitivity training?

That stupid bastard. I slipped up and first said I was going to Colorado, then later said Tampa. Oops. He can't hear a fucking word I say. So now at work, I mumble shit just loud enough for him to hear me talking, but he can't quite understand.

Like this:


You old white haired jackoff. He says, what!?

"I said, not quite there. taking my jacket off."

Shit if I was him I would ckeck out the babysitter {if she is 18

stevew2 wrote:

RockinDeano wrote:

saint John wrote:

belar wrote:

RockinDeano wrote:I told my boss I had to go to some sensitivity training or some shit for my "other" job. I don't even have another job.

Man, you kill me.

Me too. Sensitivity training? What a dumb excuse to give your boss. Why on earth would YOU possibly need sensitivity training?

That stupid bastard. I slipped up and first said I was going to Colorado, then later said Tampa. Oops. He can't hear a fucking word I say. So now at work, I mumble shit just loud enough for him to hear me talking, but he can't quite understand.

Like this:


You old white haired jackoff. He says, what!?

"I said, not quite there. taking my jacket off."

Shit if I was him I would ckeck out the babysitter {if she is 18

Now Now its ny neice lets not get crazy here !