Ok, you saturated frustrated housewives in VA, SC, CA, Calgary, and TX.
Here are your choices.
Steve Perry. He has lost his voice, so he can't sing to you in the sack. You are undeterred, until you find he has a 2.5 inch package......??
Steve Augeri- He can't sing either, for obvious reasons, and I am guessing you don't want him singing to you. he does have that Italian Colt sized cock..8"....Oh the humanity.
Jeffrey Scott Soto- Dude has it going on, that's for sure. You meet him and you start in, but you realize, he isn't into "conventional loving." He likes using the backdoor...exclusively, only... More choices

What to do? This ought to be good reading.