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Posted: **Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:00 pm**

On a lighter note, some of the funniest stuff I have ever seen on this board was back in a couple threads where people randomly captioned different band pics, etc. It was hilarious.

Caption any of these, or throw a pic and caption of your own up.

Posted: **Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:58 pm**

strungout wrote:On a lighter note, some of the funniest stuff I have ever seen on this board was back in a couple threads where people randomly captioned different band pics, etc. It was hilarious.

Caption any of these, or throw a pic and caption of your own up.

"You guys finished our keg, now we have to finish you!"

Posted: **Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:09 pm**

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"Don't be gettin to close there Ross, I'm Neal's new bitch!"

"We're freaking Rock Stars and they're giving us tea!?"

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"Hahaha, I've been in longer Perry, you ain't Neal's bitch"

Posted: **Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:32 pm**

strungout wrote:On a lighter note, some of the funniest stuff I have ever seen on this board was back in a couple threads where people randomly captioned different band pics, etc. It was hilarious.

Caption any of these, or throw a pic and caption of your own up.

(Perry thinking)Are these guys gay or something? Can't fire Neal, he's too damn good. BUT the other two...

Posted: **Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:33 pm**

Neal:"C'mon Ross,pull my magic finger man!"

Jon:"Yeah!It's gonna be a huuuuge hit!"

Smitty:"I have to keep smiling no matter what"

Steve:"Hmm...I shoulda been gone..."

Posted: **Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:58 pm**

Shania wrote:
Neal:"C'mon Ross,pull my magic finger man!"

Jon:"Yeah!It's gonna be a huuuuge hit!"

Smitty:"I have to keep smiling no matter what"

Steve:"Hmm...I shoulda been gone..."

Grand Prize winner!!!

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:04 am**

ohsherrie wrote:
Shania wrote:
Neal:"C'mon Ross,pull my magic finger man!"

Jon:"Yeah!It's gonna be a huuuuge hit!"

Smitty:"I have to keep smiling no matter what"

Steve:"Hmm...I shoulda been gone..."

Grand Prize winner!!!

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:38 am**

Shania wrote:
Neal:"C'mon Ross,pull my magic finger man!"

Jon:"Yeah!It's gonna be a huuuuge hit!"

Smitty:"I have to keep smiling no matter what"

Steve:"Hmm...I shoulda been gone..."

LOL!

I love these kind of threads. Not good at coming up with my own captions, but love reading others. LOL

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:42 am**

Howie: Damn it Jeff, NO means NO! :lol:

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:53 am**

strungout wrote:
Ross thinking to himself "Dude, this Members Only jacket rocks...I bet these will be timeless...I wonder if I should buy some stock in the company?"

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:59 am**

We've been down this road before and NIG and TNC are the KINGS of the captions.

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:59 am**

[quote="Shania"]

Steve: Jon the fucking Seperate Ways video shoot is OVER !!!

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:01 am**

Bill Wyman: No Steve! WE are headlining this time, got it?
Neal: Oh Oh! :shock:

Smitty: Charlie, say something!
:lol:

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:03 am**

Red13JoePa wrote:We've been down this road before and NIG and TNC are the KINGS of the captions.

Yes they are, and Larry's not too bad either. TNC's "grandad" caption of a Neal pic is hilarious. :lol:

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:04 am**

strungout wrote:On a lighter note, some of the funniest stuff I have ever seen on this board was back in a couple threads where people randomly captioned different band pics, etc. It was hilarious.

Caption any of these, or throw a pic and caption of your own up.

Jon didn't know it, but his bandmates were making preparations for a hasty escape from the attack of the killer pit stain.

"We're in a band. I'm wearing a lemon yellow suit. He's got no shirt. Now BOW DOWN BEFORE US!"

Witness here a rare photo of Journey from their all-too brief six-man lineup in the late '70's. Hector did not like to be photographed and bucked the long-hair trend from the very beginning.

"Hi. My name is Ross Valory, and these are my four gay friends, from left to right, Tina, who loves to pull my finger, Shelley, who loves to pose, Barbara, who wants to get with you, and Stan, who loves the Incredible Hulk."

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:12 am**

[quote="strungout"]

"Ever the prankster, 'Machine Gun' Smith's Tee performs a coded hazing ritual on newbie Jon Cain, discreetly poking fun at the keyboardist's nervous sweatring."

"As Stones' drummer Watts casts a leery eye in the direction of Journey guitarist Neal Schon wondering 'who let Charlie Manson in?,' Ross Valory wonders of his counterpart 'I gotta ask Wyman if it's true that playing the bass upright at the correct angle blocks the spotlight out so you can scan the crowd for beaver shots.'"

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:22 am**

[quote="strungout"]On a lighter note, some of the funniest stuff I have ever seen on this board was back in a couple threads where people randomly captioned different band pics, etc. It was hilarious.

Caption any of these, or throw a pic and caption of your own up.

Jon: What the hell was I thinking when I joined this band? There's NO WAY I'm giving Neal a piggyback ride!

Who brought the loser in the banana costume to the party?

Dude, we cannot believe you just asked a question that is THAT stupid!

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:37 am**

[quote="strungout"]

"A menacing Neal Schon looks on willing the photographer 'You WILL crop Perry out of that picture. NOBODY can know I'm in a band with a guy who crosses his legs like that. And brew me another espresso shot. Why do you think I have this cup?'"

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:46 am**

Rolie:"That's right girls!What you see is what you get!!Bwhahahahaha!"

Valory:"Jjjjust whatjjja mean I look like shhjjit?"

Schon:"My fro is da bomb!!...San-ta-na rules!!...This is my magic finger!!...Ha!...Ha-ha-ha"

Smith:"Gawd,these jeans are khhhiling me..."

Perry:"You guys are funnn-aaay!! it's MY pants that are going to make history!!!!Bite me Neal!!"

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:13 am**

Jon:"Fuck!"

Neal:"I think he broke his pinky...Good."

Ross:"Daaaaamn,Cain...What's next?Gonna glue that thing to the wall??"

Steve:"Oh God,I wanna punch something."

Smitty:"Hey,where are we?Why am I driving?Jon,you in pain,man?

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:17 am**

Shania's on a roll. :lol:

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:31 am**

SP: "Stop making that lemon face,Schon! 50.000 people are watching you!"

NS:"It's not the lemons,man,it's the goddamned burritos!!"

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:33 am**

Jon:"Umm...Neal...just so you know...your amps are off."

Neal:"Shhhhhhiiiit!"

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:37 am**

LOL! Great thread guys, keep em coming!

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:38 am**

ohsherrie wrote:Shania's on a roll.

Yeah she is...I'm LMAO!

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:50 am**

Jon:"I need!... a jelly roll sweetie..."

Ross:"Now, spread it!...oh spread it on me, babe..."

Neal:"Feels so good, on the top..."

Smitty:"Ewwwwwwwwwww...."