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Click: Unreleased Jimmy Page Guitar Riff To Be Retrieved From Secret Vault To Save Rock And Roll



It is believed that, upon the riff's release, even those who claim that the genre is dead will have no choice but to pump their fists, bang their heads, and bow down to the gods of rock for all eternity.

"May God have mercy on our souls for what we are going to set loose upon the world," proclaimed Queen guitarist Brian May, dressed in druidic robes and bathed in the rising blue smoke of a nearby fog machine. "Will it save rock or destroy mankind? We have no way of knowing—yet we have no other choice."

wow,, this is cool,, notice the unusual addition of the "dixie chicks" and "lameness" , im wondering if actually a republican is behind the rumors,, could dubya be holding the key?

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:wow,, this is cool,, notice the unusual addition of the "dixie chicks" and "lameness" , im wondering if actually a republican is behind the rumors,, could dubya be holding the key?

The vault's Key, regarded as too staggering a burden for any one man to bear, was divided in two parts, with half entrusted to Eddie Van Halen and half to David Lee Roth, shortly after Roth left the rock supergroup Van Halen. The two men, who have refused to work together for 20 years, recently announced plans for a historic reunion tour.

NealIsGod wrote:

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:wow,, this is cool,, notice the unusual addition of the "dixie chicks" and "lameness" , im wondering if actually a republican is behind the rumors,, could dubya be holding the key?

The vault's Key, regarded as too staggering a burden for any one man to bear, was divided in two parts, with half entrusted to Eddie Van Halen and half to David Lee Roth, shortly after Roth left the rock supergroup Van Halen. The two men, who have refused to work together for 20 years, recently announced plans for a historic reunion tour.

"....and 9 Rings were left to the Race of Man..."

tragchk wrote:

NealIsGod wrote:

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:wow,, this is cool,, notice the unusual addition of the "dixie chicks" and "lameness" , im wondering if actually a republican is behind the rumors,, could dubya be holding the key?

The vault's Key, regarded as too staggering a burden for any one man to bear, was divided in two parts, with half entrusted to Eddie Van Halen and half to David Lee Roth, shortly after Roth left the rock supergroup Van Halen. The two men, who have refused to work together for 20 years, recently announced plans for a historic reunion tour.

"....and 9 Rings were left to the Race of Man..."

My mind went in that direction too Nora.