OT: Who would buy this Sex-Tape if one ever got out???

From MSN.COM:
Carmen Electra may love rock 'n' roll, but it looks like she didn't put another dime in Joan Jett's jukebox. The bombshell, 34, is pooh-poohing whispers of a sapphic-tastic hookup with the 46-year-old rocker, whom she's been palling around with in recent months. "They are just friends," Electra's rep tells Us Weekly. The denial comes just days after Star declared them "in love" and claimed they plan to turn up together at the forthcoming Dinah Shore golf tournament, where, says a snitch, the former Mrs. Dave Navarro would "drop a huge bomb ... that's going to surprise a lot of people." Electra, who became buddies with Jett after she appeared in one of her videos last year, is scheduled to perform at the event, but Jett will reportedly be a no-show.
Hell, I would!!!
I'd pay money to see just about anyone
diving into Electra's snatch
And imagine the video's Jett could re-do
with Electra in them! Talk about a career boost
"Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch me there, where
Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch me there, where
There, yeah
Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah!!!
Do ya? DO YA?"
Carmen Electra may love rock 'n' roll, but it looks like she didn't put another dime in Joan Jett's jukebox. The bombshell, 34, is pooh-poohing whispers of a sapphic-tastic hookup with the 46-year-old rocker, whom she's been palling around with in recent months. "They are just friends," Electra's rep tells Us Weekly. The denial comes just days after Star declared them "in love" and claimed they plan to turn up together at the forthcoming Dinah Shore golf tournament, where, says a snitch, the former Mrs. Dave Navarro would "drop a huge bomb ... that's going to surprise a lot of people." Electra, who became buddies with Jett after she appeared in one of her videos last year, is scheduled to perform at the event, but Jett will reportedly be a no-show.
Hell, I would!!!
I'd pay money to see just about anyone
diving into Electra's snatch

And imagine the video's Jett could re-do
with Electra in them! Talk about a career boost

"Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch me there, where
Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch me there, where
There, yeah
Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah!!!
Do ya? DO YA?"