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I'm a ramp worker at DFW airport. Some of you already know that. I was standing on the jetbridge waiting for the passengers to get off of a plane that my crew and I were going to perform a security check on. It was taking quite a bit of time for the final few to deplane. I peeked down the aisle to see who was left on, and there were a group of 4 in first class, 2 adults and 2 children gathering belongings and there was an elderly man and flight attendants in coach making their way toward the exit. Finally the elderly man deplaned and then the group of 4 followed. They were Emmitt Smith, his wife and kids. He stopped waiting for his wife and whom I guess were his kids, and I was standing there, and could do nothing but say "Hi Emmitt"! It just caught me off guard.

Saw Friga and Ross last year at a security check point. Saw John Goodman on an escalator. He was right behind me. Saw Jay Leno in the departure lounge. Saw Reba two weeks ago walking through the terminal like she was anybody else. But nothing compares to seeing all the people in the terminal stop when the members of the armed forces walk through and everyone starts applauding. That is very special. That's an almost daily occurrence at DFW, and one worth seeing.

If I ever become an airport worker(which will be never), and I see Augeri, I will push him onto a crowded runway, demanding that he owes me 30 bucks for Generations, 13 and Arrival.

That is SO cool, Shoot. At first I mis-read your post, thinking you were saying that Emmet was the 'elderly' man. I was thinking..."WTF"? Emmet's not that old!!!

Shoot 'em up wrote:I'm a ramp worker at DFW airport. Some of you already know that. I was standing on the jetbridge waiting for the passengers to get off of a plane that my crew and I were going to perform a security check on. It was taking quite a bit of time for the final few to deplane. I peeked down the aisle to see who was left on, and there were a group of 4 in first class, 2 adults and 2 children gathering belongings and there was an elderly man and flight attendants in coach making their way toward the exit. Finally the elderly man deplaned and then the group of 4 followed. They were Emmitt Smith, his wife and kids. He stopped waiting for his wife and whom I guess were his kids, and I was standing there, and could do nothing but say "Hi Emmitt"! It just caught me off guard.

Saw Friga and Ross last year at a security check point. Saw John Goodman on an escalator. He was right behind me. Saw Jay Leno in the departure lounge. Saw Reba two weeks ago walking through the terminal like she was anybody else. But nothing compares to seeing all the people in the terminal stop when the members of the armed forces walk through and everyone starts applauding. That is very special. That's an almost daily occurrence at DFW, and one worth seeing.

Sounds like you have a cool job you get to see so manny people.But then you talked about our troops now that is what i call super.iIt's great to hear that people are doing that for them.

RockinDeano wrote:If I ever become an airport worker(which will be never), and I see Augeri, I will push him onto a crowded runway, demanding that he owes me 30 bucks for Generations, 13 and Arrival.

He owes you a LOT more than that, my friend.

Can you picture that guy, geri curls blowing in the wind, earrings tangled up with his earphones, holding the directive batons pretending to sing into them, as an Delta 757 fires up it's engines, his cute little red pants on, his nametag "Steve" on his white blouse uniform, wondering if the next flight in will have the Band Journey on it? Haha, I would bust up if I ever see that guy in his Lowes uniform.

RockinDeano wrote:Can you picture that guy, geri curls blowing in the wind, earrings tangled up with his earphones, holding the directive batons pretending to sing into them, as an Delta 757 fires up it's engines, his cute little red pants on, his nametag "Steve" on his white blouse uniform, wondering if the next flight in will have the Band Journey on it? Haha, I would bust up if I ever see that guy in his Lowes uniform.

Dean, you aren't too far off from reality there. We've got our share of freaks out there.

RockinDeano wrote:Can you picture that guy, geri curls blowing in the wind, earrings tangled up with his earphones, holding the directive batons pretending to sing into them, as an Delta 757 fires up it's engines, his cute little red pants on, his nametag "Steve" on his white blouse uniform, wondering if the next flight in will have the Band Journey on it? Haha, I would bust up if I ever see that guy in his Lowes uniform.

Got a great visual from that one. Funny stuff.

Thats' a fuckin hilarious visual. You ever thought of becoming a writer?

Shoot 'em up wrote:I'm a ramp worker at DFW airport. Some of you already know that. I was standing on the jetbridge waiting for the passengers to get off of a plane that my crew and I were going to perform a security check on. It was taking quite a bit of time for the final few to deplane. I peeked down the aisle to see who was left on, and there were a group of 4 in first class, 2 adults and 2 children gathering belongings and there was an elderly man and flight attendants in coach making their way toward the exit. Finally the elderly man deplaned and then the group of 4 followed. They were Emmitt Smith, his wife and kids. He stopped waiting for his wife and whom I guess were his kids, and I was standing there, and could do nothing but say "Hi Emmitt"! It just caught me off guard.

Saw Friga and Ross last year at a security check point. Saw John Goodman on an escalator. He was right behind me. Saw Jay Leno in the departure lounge. Saw Reba two weeks ago walking through the terminal like she was anybody else. But nothing compares to seeing all the people in the terminal stop when the members of the armed forces walk through and everyone starts applauding. That is very special. That's an almost daily occurrence at DFW, and one worth seeing.

dude, this was really starting off like a porno... let me help you out...

I peeked down the aisle to see who was left on, and there were a group of 4 hot babes, 2 blondes, and 2 red heads gathering belongings making their way toward the exit. I was standing there, and could do nothing but say "Hi Groovy Chicks"! I caught them off guard. They looked at me like we spoke each others unspoken language. We read each others thoughts with out ever having to say a word. We imagined the stars and what it would be like to float together on a cloud. It was to be a sexual, and out of body experience. The 5 of us walked back onto the plane and i shut the door. Because i work on the planes, i have a spare set of keys. We started all "our" engines and ........................................ i will always cherish the babes on the airplane. thanks to walter gibson for the inspiration

chf34jmac wrote:Thats' a fuckin hilarious visual. You ever thought of becoming a writer?

Screw writing, fucker needs a radio show. Deano and Saint John, the morning traffic zoo.

saint John wrote:

RockinDeano wrote:Can you picture that guy, geri curls blowing in the wind, earrings tangled up with his earphones, holding the directive batons pretending to sing into them, as an Delta 757 fires up it's engines, his cute little red pants on, his nametag "Steve" on his white blouse uniform, wondering if the next flight in will have the Band Journey on it? Haha, I would bust up if I ever see that guy in his Lowes uniform.

Got a great visual from that one. Funny stuff.

It's almost perfect, except the name tag has to read "Stevie Awesome"...

Shoot 'em up wrote:

chf34jmac wrote:Thats' a fuckin hilarious visual. You ever thought of becoming a writer?

Screw writing, fucker needs a radio show. Deano and Saint John, the morning traffic zoo.

I LIKE that idea. What do you think, Dean?

saint John wrote:

Shoot 'em up wrote:

chf34jmac wrote:Thats' a fuckin hilarious visual. You ever thought of becoming a writer?

Screw writing, fucker needs a radio show. Deano and Saint John, the morning traffic zoo.

I LIKE that idea. What do you think, Dean?

Of course one edit on the name. RockinDeano and Saint John. It's got a ring to it.

saint John wrote:

Shoot 'em up wrote:

chf34jmac wrote:Thats' a fuckin hilarious visual. You ever thought of becoming a writer?

Screw writing, fucker needs a radio show. Deano and Saint John, the morning traffic zoo.

I LIKE that idea. What do you think, Dean?

sure it would be fun,, you could have "morning gross out" and some very funny stuff,, big competition with you two.. but you would kill each other... 2 type A personalities with no control... id pay to listen!!

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:

saint John wrote:

Shoot 'em up wrote:

chf34jmac wrote:Thats' a fuckin hilarious visual. You ever thought of becoming a writer?

Screw writing, fucker needs a radio show. Deano and Saint John, the morning traffic zoo.

I LIKE that idea. What do you think, Dean?

sure it would be fun,, you could have "morning gross out" and some very funny stuff,, big competition with you two.. but you would kill each other... 2 type A personalities with no control... id pay to listen!!

I have been told I have type C personality.

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:

saint John wrote:

Shoot 'em up wrote:

chf34jmac wrote:Thats' a fuckin hilarious visual. You ever thought of becoming a writer?

Screw writing, fucker needs a radio show. Deano and Saint John, the morning traffic zoo.

I LIKE that idea. What do you think, Dean?

sure it would be fun,, you could have "morning gross out" and some very funny stuff,, big competition with you two.. but you would kill each other... 2 type A personalities with no control... id pay to listen!!

We'd make a deal. Dean doesn't rip Perry and I wouldn't rip Byan Adams. Anything else I could tolerate. He'd kiss Clinton's ass and I'd rip him and I'd kiss Bush's ass and he'd rip me. Balanced show I'd say.

RockinDeano wrote:

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:

saint John wrote:

Shoot 'em up wrote:

chf34jmac wrote:Thats' a fuckin hilarious visual. You ever thought of becoming a writer?

Screw writing, fucker needs a radio show. Deano and Saint John, the morning traffic zoo.

I LIKE that idea. What do you think, Dean?

sure it would be fun,, you could have "morning gross out" and some very funny stuff,, big competition with you two.. but you would kill each other... 2 type A personalities with no control... id pay to listen!!

I have been told I have type C personality.

type c's bottle everything up and over think ideas and concepts until they snap!!!

can I be the nerdy third wheel that makes a funny every once in a while?

chf34jmac wrote:can I be the nerdy third wheel that makes a funny every once in a while?

the guy they send on assignments!!

saint John wrote:
We'd make a deal. Dean doesn't rip Perry and I wouldn't rip Byan Adams. Anything else I could tolerate. He'd kiss Clinton's ass and I'd rip him and I'd kiss Bush's ass and he'd rip me. Balanced show I'd say.

You rip BC and/or BA and there would be assbeatings...we would need a radio station penalty box.

that'll work?

RockinDeano wrote:

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:

saint John wrote:

Shoot 'em up wrote:

chf34jmac wrote:Thats' a fuckin hilarious visual. You ever thought of becoming a writer?

Screw writing, fucker needs a radio show. Deano and Saint John, the morning traffic zoo.

I LIKE that idea. What do you think, Dean?

sure it would be fun,, you could have "morning gross out" and some very funny stuff,, big competition with you two.. but you would kill each other... 2 type A personalities with no control... id pay to listen!!

I have been told I have type C personality.

Define type C. I'm not familiar with that. I'm type A. Get pissed easy, competitive, a bastard in the morning. Yeah, that's me.

I will let you in on a little idea I had but have yet to pitch to anyone..

Journeytales

- Animated Series

.....Journey members and prominent fans and support people in little kid form...But adult language and sexual grammar and behaviour. I have some storylines already written in my head.

I will update you on this..

I saw Pam Anderson in the Vegas Airport. Man, that woman has some BIG HOOTERS!!!!!

Dude, I think I am an A all the way...hell I could be A thru Z..I am pretty fucked up individual...

I was told I was a C...

RockinDeano wrote:

saint John wrote:
We'd make a deal. Dean doesn't rip Perry and I wouldn't rip Byan Adams. Anything else I could tolerate. He'd kiss Clinton's ass and I'd rip him and I'd kiss Bush's ass and he'd rip me. Balanced show I'd say.

You rip BC and/or BA and there would be assbeatings...we would need a radio station penalty box.

That would work. Now go comment on 13's top 3 Journey albums. I await your response.

you know I just realized something. Bin Laden and his boys aint got nothing on the terrorists that use this forum. I mean look at the number of hijacked threads here on any given day. We could kick Osama's ass.

In any event, it would MY show and you could be second fiddle. I can't be second in anything.

chf34jmac wrote:you know I just realized something. Bin Laden and his boys aint got nothing on the terrorists that use this forum. I mean look at the number of hijacked threads here on any given day. We could kick Osama's ass.

LMAO!!! No thread is safe from hijacking here.