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NHL Thread for 4/12/07..

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:15 am
by Rockindeano
Aside from the games, let me ask the guys here a question.

Who else besides me, grows a beard for the playoffs?

St John
RVR
Redwing fan
7 wishes
Soto all the way

I would like to know who is harder core than I when it comes time for the playoffs? I have a pic I took last night and will upload it when I get home. The way the Vancouver series is going, I will be a full member in ZZ Top before the playoffs are over. I will not shave until the canucks lose.

Let me know what you fuckers are going to do.

Re: NHL Thread for 4/12/07..

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:30 am
by Deb
RockinDeano wrote:Aside from the games, let me ask the guys here a question.

Who else besides me, grows a beard for the playoffs?

St John
RVR
Redwing fan
7 wishes
Soto all the way

I would like to know who is harder core than I when it comes time for the playoffs? I have a pic I took last night and will upload it when I get home. The way the Vancouver series is going, I will be a full member in ZZ Top before the playoffs are over. I will not shave until the canucks lose.

Let me know what you fuckers are going to do.


LOL, gawd you truly are a Canuck! :lol: I Hate That! Waaaayyyyy too many guys do that here......lmao, my ex still does it. :roll: Even worse is some of the players........

GO FLAMES GO!!

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:32 am
by Rockindeano
Not only that Deb, I won't change my underwear unless I experience some seepage throughout the day and I end up smelling like a men's room at the Greyhound Bus Station in Wichita.

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:33 am
by Deb
RockinDeano wrote:Not only that Deb, I won't change my underwear unless I experience some seepage throughout the day and I end up smelling like a men's room at the Greyhound Bus Station in Wichita.


TMI Dean! TMI! :lol:

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:37 am
by Rockindeano
Oh come on. Let's be honest here. All guys have skid marks on their underwear and all women have spottage.

Hey, what you call blood stains on a woman's panties?


Clitty litter :lol:

Re: NHL Thread for 4/12/07..

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:38 am
by RedWingFan
RockinDeano wrote:Aside from the games, let me ask the guys here a question.

Who else besides me, grows a beard for the playoffs?

St John
RVR
Redwing fan
7 wishes
Soto all the way

I would like to know who is harder core than I when it comes time for the playoffs? I have a pic I took last night and will upload it when I get home. The way the Vancouver series is going, I will be a full member in ZZ Top before the playoffs are over. I will not shave until the canucks lose.

Let me know what you fuckers are going to do.

I used to be hardcore before Stevie won a cup. That's what I wanted after watching him bust his ass all those years. He ended up getting 3....Anything else the Wings win for me is gravy :D

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:28 am
by Rockindeano
You mean you don't get into it anymore? Is it because Detroit already has won 3 Cups in the last 12 or so years?

Are you going to shave? I am NOT. Are you?

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:36 am
by RedWingFan
RockinDeano wrote:You mean you don't get into it anymore? Is it because Detroit already has won 3 Cups in the last 12 or so years?

Are you going to shave? I am NOT. Are you?

I still get into it and am pissed when they lose. But the 3 cups has chilled me out from being the freak I was. Yeah, I'm shaving. Kinda have to for work. Dude if you're really hardcore you need to knock out at least 1 of your 2 front teeth :D

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:13 am
by Soto All The Way
Can I still shave my balls Dean?

e- :o

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:28 am
by treetopovskaya
what about us girls??? i'm not shaving! last year i was so grossed out when i finally did shave i was dry heaving in the shower! umm... tmi? hehehee. }:C))

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:05 am
by Rockindeano
treetopovskaya wrote:what about us girls??? i'm not shaving! last year i was so grossed out when i finally did shave i was dry heaving in the shower! umm... tmi? hehehee. }:C))


I was going to put you in my poll Treetop, as I know you, Lula and Deb are avid fans. The other women are simply missing out and like lesser sports. Fuck them. Ok, Tree, NO shaving. Deb, no shaving. I want to see some Canadian Tundra flowing out of your jean tops. Lula I can say, has a fucking arboretum going on down there....lol....Tree, put down the razors baby...Your team needs you.

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:09 am
by chf34jmac
rockindeano wrote: I was going to put you in my poll Treetop, as I know you, Lula and Deb are avid fans. The other women are simply missing out and like lesser sports. Fuck them. Ok, Tree, NO shaving. Deb, no shaving. I want to see some Canadian Tundra flowing out of your jean tops. Lula I can say, has a fucking arboretum going on down there....lol....Tree, put down the razors baby...Your team needs you.


Gotta trim it down a little though. Don't want your man to have to go in with a weed wacker or hedge trimmers.

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:17 am
by Moon Beam
RockinDeano wrote:You mean you don't get into it anymore? Is it because Detroit already has won 3 Cups in the last 12 or so years?

Are you going to shave? I am NOT. Are you?




Dean'o the men in my family circle would be proud of ya.
However the beard growth among the males in family holds
no heave-hoe until HUNTING season when they are away from
us ladies for ten days with only one bath.
They come home looking like things not even their Mother's
could love.
Quick shave and a scrub of the round about and we're good to go! :P

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:32 am
by Rockindeano
chf34jmac wrote:
rockindeano wrote: I was going to put you in my poll Treetop, as I know you, Lula and Deb are avid fans. The other women are simply missing out and like lesser sports. Fuck them. Ok, Tree, NO shaving. Deb, no shaving. I want to see some Canadian Tundra flowing out of your jean tops. Lula I can say, has a fucking arboretum going on down there....lol....Tree, put down the razors baby...Your team needs you.


Gotta trim it down a little though. Don't want your man to have to go in with a weed wacker or hedge trimmers.


Dude, I am not getting anything for another 7 months. I am dying of DSB. Let it grow. Fuck, throw some Miracle Growth down there ladies...

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:34 am
by Deb
RockinDeano wrote:
treetopovskaya wrote:what about us girls??? i'm not shaving! last year i was so grossed out when i finally did shave i was dry heaving in the shower! umm... tmi? hehehee. }:C))


I was going to put you in my poll Treetop, as I know you, Lula and Deb are avid fans. The other women are simply missing out and like lesser sports. Fuck them. Ok, Tree, NO shaving. Deb, no shaving. I want to see some Canadian Tundra flowing out of your jean tops. Lula I can say, has a fucking arboretum going on down there....lol....Tree, put down the razors baby...Your team needs you.


LMFAO! Forget it. :lol: Ok gals, no shaving the legs.......yep, hair poking through the nylons by the end of the playoffs. :wink: :shock: MR's NHL bush monkeys! :lol: :P

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:40 am
by chf34jmac
rockindeano wrote: Dude, I am not getting anything for another 7 months. I am dying of DSB. Let it grow. Fuck, throw some Miracle Growth down there ladies...



Yeah but when you finally get back at it, it looks like something I can't identify looking up at me from a bowl of shredded wheat :lol:

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:25 am
by Rockindeano
strungout wrote:LMFAO! Forget it. :lol: Ok gals, no shaving the legs.......yep, hair poking through the nylons by the end of the playoffs.


Isn't that the worst? It is acceptable for us to have facial hair, but women cannot have leg hair!

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:30 am
by Rockindeano
OK, let's see if I can lead the boys to show their grills....


2 Day Growth.



Image

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:11 am
by Carlitto H@kk
Yea, I'd love to play along with the Playoff Beards but, you know how it goes,
bullshit military regs and all...

Now I could try and grow a nice Porn 'Stache :D

Congrats on that monster of a game last night, 'Nuck fans!
THAT'S what Playoff hockey is about!
Using a 10 minute OT and then a shoot-out in the Finals is a travesty!!!

Pens got sucker-punched in the jaw by a team that hasn't
skated that fast or played that well in years.
I don't think the Sens will catch them off-guard like that again
but it's gonna be a long series.

Since I didn't post them elsewhere, my Playoff predictions are as follows:

East:

Buffalo in 5... i think the Isles can grab at least one game.
New Jersey in 6. St Louis and Lecalvier will make up for TB's soft goal-tending and steal 2 games.
Rangers in 5. Ranger's have been Playoff-Style Hockey all month, Lundquist is hot and Jagr is healthy.
Pens in 7, God Dammit!!!

West:

Calgary in 6! They know how to play the Wings.
Nucks in 6 and they are all one-goal decisions (5-4, 2-1, 3-2...)
Preds in 6
Ducks in 4

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:23 am
by RedWingFan
Wings up on the Flames 1 to zip!!!! Keeping an eye on the gamecast at work :( I'm sure it was a beautiful goal. Anyone who's seen it feel free to describe it for me!!!! Deano you there?
Yesssss! 2 - 0. C'mon Deano, help a brutha out!!!!

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:31 am
by Rockindeano
2-0. 2nd goal was off Calgary Defenceman Stewart, who was 3 feet wide of the net and the rubber ricocheted in. Argh.

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:40 am
by Behshad
I'd let the beard grow too if it wasnt for my job. My bet offer still stands open do you Dean even though Pred's are down one zip.
Waz the matter with u boy!? dont chu like the Goose!?

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:42 am
by Rockindeano
Behshad wrote:I'd let the beard grow too if it wasnt for my job. My bet offer still stands open do you Dean even though Pred's are down one zip.
Waz the matter with u boy!? dont chu like the Goose!?


Um, I could swear I typed it last night. I took San Jose...For real. I wouldn't say it now after being up 1-0. I wrote it somewhere last night.

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:43 am
by RedWingFan
RockinDeano wrote:2-0. 2nd goal was off Calgary Defenceman Stewart, who was 3 feet wide of the net and the rubber ricocheted in. Argh.

Well, seeing how it was Lidstrom, I'm sure he banked it off Stewart intentionally. Lidstrom never misses!!! :D

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:57 am
by Deb
We are sucking big time! Image Seems Kipper is the only one playing tonight. :evil:

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:18 am
by RedWingFan
strungout wrote:We are sucking big time! Image Seems Kipper is the only one playing tonight. :evil:

3 ZIP Datsuk breaks his playoff drought....sorry strungout....and thanks for giving up on Vernon 10 years too early!
4 nothing....Damn I wish I was watching.

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:27 am
by Deb
RedWingFan wrote:
strungout wrote:We are sucking big time! Image Seems Kipper is the only one playing tonight. :evil:

3 ZIP Datsuk breaks his playoff drought....sorry strungout....and thanks for giving up on Vernon 10 years too early!
4 nothing....Damn I wish I was watching.


LOL, I wish I wasn't! Image 4 zip! :(

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:38 am
by RedWingFan
strungout wrote:
RedWingFan wrote:
strungout wrote:We are sucking big time! Image Seems Kipper is the only one playing tonight. :evil:

3 ZIP Datsuk breaks his playoff drought....sorry strungout....and thanks for giving up on Vernon 10 years too early!
4 nothing....Damn I wish I was watching.


LOL, I wish I wasn't! Image 4 zip! :(

Hell Calgary only has 12 shots through 2 periods. I thought it was Calgary that had the superior Defense! Thanks again for Vernon, when I'm at the Joe and look up at the 97 S.C. banner I thank the Flames for their incompetence :D

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:33 am
by Deb
Not cool! Going after Kipper! :evil:

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:35 am
by RedWingFan
strungout wrote:Not cool! Going after Kipper! :evil:

Why would they want to go after him? They're smoking him, we want him in the game. Who ran him? Help a brutha out!