LIGHTS - Tribute to Journey - TONIGHT in Southern California

[LIGHTS BAND]

Tonight at 10:00
Where: Paladinos
6101 Reseda Blvd
Tarzana, California 91355

Cost: 10.00
Description: LIGHTS with ATOMIC PUNKS!!

We look forward to seeing you there!!

[conversationpc]

If this is Jeff, good luck on the show. You guys are great!

[LIGHTS BAND]

If this is Jeff, good luck on the show. You guys are great!

Hey Dave! Thank you very much my friend....hope you're well, wish you could be there!

[Rick]

If this is Jeff, good luck on the show. You guys are great!

Hey Dave! Thank you very much my friend....hope you're well, wish you could be there!

Crap! Texas doesn't have a tribute band that I've heard of. I wish Frontiers or Lights or Evolution would come through here. We get nada!

[Saint John]

If this is Jeff, good luck on the show. You guys are great!

Hey Dave! Thank you very much my friend....hope you're well, wish you could be there!

Crap! Texas doesn't have a tribute band that I've heard of. I wish Frontiers or Lights or Evolution would come through here. We get nada!

Too many fuckin' hillbillies and Mexicans in Texas. Your best bet is seeing a Menudo or Alabama cover band.

[Rockindeano]

Texas, you all created that moron Bush...You just make sure you keep him. We don't want his ass...He is your pride and joy.

[Rick]

Too many fuckin' hillbillies and Mexicans in Texas. Your best bet is seeing a Menudo or Alabama cover band.

Texas, you all created that moron Bush...You just make sure you keep him. We don't want his ass...He is your pride and joy.

Yeah, I need to get the fuck outta here! Love the state, get no music though.

[Saint John]

Texas, you all created that moron Bush...You just make sure you keep him. We don't want his ass...He is your pride and joy.

California is by FAR the worst state in the country. The state is plagued by illegal alien gangs, massive high school riots, the bankruptcy and closure of hospitals, and the systematic destruction of the state budgets. Illegal aliens will eventually destroy the entire southwestern United States. Give them California, Texas, New Mexico, and a few other states and then in say 10 or 20 years when they're in complete chaos and starving, we can go to war with them, push them back into Mexico and reclaim that beautiful land. THAT is a plan.

[Rockindeano]

You know NOT of which you speak grasshopper.

California is easily the finest state in the nation. Ok, argue me all you want, but why is it California receives many more transplants per year than any other state period?

You can't argue this. Just quit now.

We have the worlds' 7th biggest economy, we feed the nation, and we provide the world with vacation spots that no other state can offer. I can go on and on, but I have a hockey game to watch. MY team is still alive, thank you.

[Rick]

You know NOT of which you speak grasshopper.

California is easily the finest state in the nation. Ok, argue me all you want, but why is it California receives many more transplants per year than any other state period?

You can't argue this. Just quit now.

Deano is that people transplants or breast transplants? I think they have the record for both.

[Saint John]

You know NOT of which you speak grasshopper.

California is easily the finest state in the nation. Ok, argue me all you want, but why is it California receives many more transplants per year than any other state period?

You can't argue this. Just quit now.

We have the worlds' 7th biggest economy, we feed the nation, and we provide the world with vacation spots that no other state can offer. I can go on and on, but I have a hockey game to watch. MY team is still alive, thank you.

I'm not sure how you "feed the nation" with a MASSIVE budget deficit. That puzzles me. California also leads the nation in incarcerated criminals, fugitives on the loose, illegal aliens, illegal alien murders, overall gang members, most murders per state and overall homosexual population. I won't even touch on AIDS. Couple my FACTS with the OJ verdict and the Michael Jackson verdict, and the picture becomes clear. The mindset of that state is VERY fucked up. California is much more a part of Mexico then it is the U.S. If those fuckers (illegals) weren't such good swimmers, I'd say I hope it falls into the ocean. Enjoy the game and your beers. You've had a long week.

[Rockindeano]

Like I can resist to argue. I hate you sometimes


We DO feed the nation, moreso than any other state. The San Joaquin Valley is the most fertile land in the world. Lettuce, strawberries, olives, grapes, cabbage, almonds, artichokes, oranges, lemons, watermelons, cherries, apples, pears, blueberries, avocados, cheese, wines, everything.

Now, I am not arguing the incarcerated people, but um, dickhead, we have 25 million people. Of course we have more morons than any other state.

Oh by the way, I am not knocking your state. In fact, I want to get out of here and move to Spokane. I want our boys to have a better life. It is too crowded here, a result of too much transplanting, and yes, those fucking illegals. Dude, I HATE those bastards. They come up here, work under the table, and instead of putting the money back into the economy, they all send the money back via Western Union every Friday night.

Give California to Mexico? Why? it is Too valuable to the USA, and besides, Mexico would just fuck it all up anyway.

Joke to end thread with good vibes...

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic Team?

Answer: All the Mexicans that can run, jump and swim, are already in California.

[Saint John]

Like I can resist to argue. I hate you sometimes


We DO feed the nation, moreso than any other state. The San Joaquin Valley is the most fertile land in the world. Lettuce, strawberries, olives, grapes, cabbage, almonds, artichokes, oranges, lemons, watermelons, cherries, apples, pears, blueberries, avocados, cheese, wines, everything.

Now, I am not arguing the incarcerated people, but um, dickhead, we have 25 million people. Of course we have more morons than any other state.

Oh by the way, I am not knocking your state. In fact, I want to get out of here and move to Spokane. I want our boys to have a better life. It is too crowded here, a result of too much transplanting, and yes, those fucking illegals. Dude, I HATE those bastards. They come up here, work under the table, and instead of putting the money back into the economy, they all send the money back via Western Union every Friday night.

Give California to Mexico? Why? it is Too valuable to the USA, and besides, Mexico would just fuck it all up anyway.

Joke to end thread with good vibes...

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic Team?

Answer: All the Mexicans that can run, jump and swim, are already in California.

Good call. We'll agree to disagree. Your joke reminds me of another famous racial joke (but funny nonetheless).


Why are blacks males so much better than everyone else in basketball?

Because in basketball you have to run, shoot and steal.

[Rockindeano]

I for some reason can't find the anger to unload on anyone....what the Hell is wrong with me?

[Rick]

I for some reason can't find the anger to unload on anyone....what the Hell is wrong with me?

You've got life changing circumstances at hand dude. All good things.

[Saint John]

I for some reason can't find the anger to unload on anyone....what the Hell is wrong with me?

Think of Augeri seeing you at all of those shows you attended. Then, think of him giggling to himself after the show and thinking, "Man that fuckin' Dean sure is stupid for coming to all these mimed shows." THAT should work!

[Rick]

I for some reason can't find the anger to unload on anyone....what the Hell is wrong with me?

Think of Augeri seeing you at all of those shows you attended. Then, think of him giggling to himself after the show and thinking, "Man that fuckin' Dean sure is stupid for coming to all these mimed shows." THAT should work!

SJ, you are one sick fucker. I like that!

[Saint John]

I for some reason can't find the anger to unload on anyone....what the Hell is wrong with me?

Think of Augeri seeing you at all of those shows you attended. Then, think of him giggling to himself after the show and thinking, "Man that fuckin' Dean sure is stupid for coming to all these mimed shows." THAT should work!

SJ, you are one sick fucker. I like that!

Wait til you see the one I have if that one doesn't work!!!!

[Rick]

I for some reason can't find the anger to unload on anyone....what the Hell is wrong with me?

Think of Augeri seeing you at all of those shows you attended. Then, think of him giggling to himself after the show and thinking, "Man that fuckin' Dean sure is stupid for coming to all these mimed shows." THAT should work!

SJ, you are one sick fucker. I like that!

Wait til you see the one I have if that one doesn't work!!!!

Deano's heart is full of love with the babies coming, and the medical situation improving. I don't think you can shake that dude. He's got a lot to be happy about. He's in euphoria right now.

[Rockindeano]

I for some reason can't find the anger to unload on anyone....what the Hell is wrong with me?

Think of Augeri seeing you at all of those shows you attended. Then, think of him giggling to himself after the show and thinking, "Man that fuckin' Dean sure is stupid for coming to all these mimed shows." THAT should work!

SJ, you are one sick fucker. I like that!

Wait til you see the one I have if that one doesn't work!!!!

Deano's heart is full of love with the babies coming, and the medical situation improving. I don't think you can shake that dude. He's got a lot to be happy about. He's in euphoria right now.

Dallas has a 1-0 lead. I am back to pissed again.

[Saint John]

I for some reason can't find the anger to unload on anyone....what the Hell is wrong with me?

Think of Augeri seeing you at all of those shows you attended. Then, think of him giggling to himself after the show and thinking, "Man that fuckin' Dean sure is stupid for coming to all these mimed shows." THAT should work!

SJ, you are one sick fucker. I like that!

Wait til you see the one I have if that one doesn't work!!!!

Deano's heart is full of love with the babies coming, and the medical situation improving. I don't think you can shake that dude. He's got a lot to be happy about. He's in euphoria right now.

Dallas has a 1-0 lead. I am back to pissed again.

Imagine this. As part of the "new" Deano persona you decide to meet up with Monker and have a beer with him. After having a few, you decide that he's really not the pimple-faced, sun-dried head full of ass-hairs that you thought he was. You're on beer 10 and you've got to pinch a kidney. You come out from the bathroom, take a swig of your brewskie and wake up to find out that Monker slipped you the "date rape" drug and gave you an "Abe Lincoln." For those of you that don't know what an Abe Lincoln is, here's the defintion:


"When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, and is then adorned with a top hat."

[Rick]

I for some reason can't find the anger to unload on anyone....what the Hell is wrong with me?

Think of Augeri seeing you at all of those shows you attended. Then, think of him giggling to himself after the show and thinking, "Man that fuckin' Dean sure is stupid for coming to all these mimed shows." THAT should work!

SJ, you are one sick fucker. I like that!

Wait til you see the one I have if that one doesn't work!!!!

Deano's heart is full of love with the babies coming, and the medical situation improving. I don't think you can shake that dude. He's got a lot to be happy about. He's in euphoria right now.

Dallas has a 1-0 lead. I am back to pissed again.

Imagine this. As part of the "new" Deano persona you decide to meet up with Monker and have a beer with him. After having a few, you decide that he's really not the pimple-faced, sun-dried head full of ass-hairs that you thought he was. You're on beer 10 and you've got to pinch a kidney. You come out from the bathroom, take a swig of your brewskie and wake up to find out that Monker slipped you the "date rape" drug and gave you an "Abe Lincoln." For those of you that don't know what an Abe Lincoln is, here's the defintion:


"When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, and is then adorned with a top hat."

Ok fucker, you've out sicked yourself. Brilliant stuff.

[Rick]

You've got me watching now Deano. Great checking in this game.

[Saint John]

I for some reason can't find the anger to unload on anyone....what the Hell is wrong with me?

Think of Augeri seeing you at all of those shows you attended. Then, think of him giggling to himself after the show and thinking, "Man that fuckin' Dean sure is stupid for coming to all these mimed shows." THAT should work!

SJ, you are one sick fucker. I like that!

Wait til you see the one I have if that one doesn't work!!!!

Deano's heart is full of love with the babies coming, and the medical situation improving. I don't think you can shake that dude. He's got a lot to be happy about. He's in euphoria right now.

Dallas has a 1-0 lead. I am back to pissed again.

Imagine this. As part of the "new" Deano persona you decide to meet up with Monker and have a beer with him. After having a few, you decide that he's really not the pimple-faced, sun-dried head full of ass-hairs that you thought he was. You're on beer 10 and you've got to pinch a kidney. You come out from the bathroom, take a swig of your brewskie and wake up to find out that Monker slipped you the "date rape" drug and gave you an "Abe Lincoln." For those of you that don't know what an Abe Lincoln is, here's the defintion:


"When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, and is then adorned with a top hat."

Ok fucker, you've out sicked yourself. Brilliant stuff.

Here is MY personal favorite. You've really to get the mental image on this one. It's called "The Angry Pirate."


"When a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble around with a "peg leg" and a defunct eye while you laugh your ass off."

[Rick]

I for some reason can't find the anger to unload on anyone....what the Hell is wrong with me?

Think of Augeri seeing you at all of those shows you attended. Then, think of him giggling to himself after the show and thinking, "Man that fuckin' Dean sure is stupid for coming to all these mimed shows." THAT should work!

SJ, you are one sick fucker. I like that!

Wait til you see the one I have if that one doesn't work!!!!

Deano's heart is full of love with the babies coming, and the medical situation improving. I don't think you can shake that dude. He's got a lot to be happy about. He's in euphoria right now.

Dallas has a 1-0 lead. I am back to pissed again.

Imagine this. As part of the "new" Deano persona you decide to meet up with Monker and have a beer with him. After having a few, you decide that he's really not the pimple-faced, sun-dried head full of ass-hairs that you thought he was. You're on beer 10 and you've got to pinch a kidney. You come out from the bathroom, take a swig of your brewskie and wake up to find out that Monker slipped you the "date rape" drug and gave you an "Abe Lincoln." For those of you that don't know what an Abe Lincoln is, here's the defintion:


"When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, and is then adorned with a top hat."

Ok fucker, you've out sicked yourself. Brilliant stuff.

Here is MY personal favorite. You've really to get the mental image on this one. It's called "The Angry Pirate."


"When a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble around with a "peg leg" and a defunct eye while you laugh your ass off."

Again. Out sicked yourself. Whew... I'm laughing so hard I can hardly type. Good stuff bro.

[Saint John]

I for some reason can't find the anger to unload on anyone....what the Hell is wrong with me?

Think of Augeri seeing you at all of those shows you attended. Then, think of him giggling to himself after the show and thinking, "Man that fuckin' Dean sure is stupid for coming to all these mimed shows." THAT should work!

SJ, you are one sick fucker. I like that!

Wait til you see the one I have if that one doesn't work!!!!

Deano's heart is full of love with the babies coming, and the medical situation improving. I don't think you can shake that dude. He's got a lot to be happy about. He's in euphoria right now.

Dallas has a 1-0 lead. I am back to pissed again.

Imagine this. As part of the "new" Deano persona you decide to meet up with Monker and have a beer with him. After having a few, you decide that he's really not the pimple-faced, sun-dried head full of ass-hairs that you thought he was. You're on beer 10 and you've got to pinch a kidney. You come out from the bathroom, take a swig of your brewskie and wake up to find out that Monker slipped you the "date rape" drug and gave you an "Abe Lincoln." For those of you that don't know what an Abe Lincoln is, here's the defintion:


"When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, and is then adorned with a top hat."

Ok fucker, you've out sicked yourself. Brilliant stuff.

Here is MY personal favorite. You've really to get the mental image on this one. It's called "The Angry Pirate."


"When a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble around with a "peg leg" and a defunct eye while you laugh your ass off."

Again. Out sicked yourself. Whew... I'm laughing so hard I can hardly type. Good stuff bro.

Nah...the "Bimingham Booty Call" is SICK. Here it is:



"Put your woman's cell phone on vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as you are having sex, call her phone, have her shit it out, answer it, and talk dirty to you as you cum on her face."



For those of you into magic tricks I recommend the "Houdini." It goes like this:


"As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggy style" position, he pulls out and spits on his partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated. However, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yogurt in his partner's face. Makes her wonder how the fuck you did that."

[Rockindeano]

Don't think I'm not writing these down.

[Saint John]

For you violent fuckers there's always the "Angry Dragon."


"A chick is giving you head and when she goes to swallow your load you judo chop her in the throat making her choke on the cum and it shoots out her nose, also making her angry."

[Rick]

For you violent fuckers there's always the "Angry Dragon."


"A chick is giving you head and when she goes to swallow your load you judo chop her in the throat making her choke on the cum and it shoots out her nose, also making her angry."

Keep visualizing Austin Powers yelling "Judo Chop!"

[ohsosoto]

Like I can resist to argue. I hate you sometimes


We DO feed the nation, moreso than any other state. The San Joaquin Valley is the most fertile land in the world. Lettuce, strawberries, olives, grapes, cabbage, almonds, artichokes, oranges, lemons, watermelons, cherries, apples, pears, blueberries, avocados, cheese, wines, everything.

Now, I am not arguing the incarcerated people, but um, dickhead, we have 25 million people. Of course we have more morons than any other state.

Oh by the way, I am not knocking your state. In fact, I want to get out of here and move to Spokane. I want our boys to have a better life. It is too crowded here, a result of too much transplanting, and yes, those fucking illegals. Dude, I HATE those bastards. They come up here, work under the table, and instead of putting the money back into the economy, they all send the money back via Western Union every Friday night.

Give California to Mexico? Why? it is Too valuable to the USA, and besides, Mexico would just fuck it all up anyway. sweet.

Joke to end thread with good vibes...

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic Team?

Answer: All the Mexicans that can run, jump and swim, are already in California.