MR

First off, I'm NOT much of a drinker. I can hold my own with many people, but 98% of the time, I'll have 2-3 drinks and I'm done for the night. Usually, the only times I pass that amount is on vacation, because I don't have to do a damn thing the next day or drive anywhere.

Anyway...

I went to a co-workers 50th birthday party last weekend. He has a PHENOMINAL house I must say. The party was set up very very nicely by his wife.. Awesome lady I might add. This guy is one hell of a handyman on the side and basically built everything in his basement by hand, including the bar. Anywhooo... to save wear and tear on the bar, all the alcohol was brought up to the garage as was the food.

We got there about 5ish and were the first ones there. We brought the new baby to show off for a while and then brought her down the road to Lisa's parents for a few hours so we could go back and mingle. I wasn't going to drink, but Lisa said since she had the keys, go ahead.... So..... I did....


It started off slowly with a few mixed drinks (I hate Beer)... Those lead to shots of Jagermeister and other concoctions, and then the Jagerbombs. This went on for about 2-3 hours. Lisa left for her parents to go check on baby. I continued to drink shots with people, and I finally downed 3-4 shots of Southern Comfort with various co-workers and friends during toasts and other stupid drinking games.

About 10 minutes later it felt like something spun me around and hit me on the head. All the alcohol caught up with me rather quickly. To my benefit, Lisa came back from her parents checking on baby and I said it was time to go. We made the 20 mile trip home and I had to piss like a racehorse. I made it to the can and relieved myself. I decided it was time to hit the sack, but my stomache was all sloshy and the buzz was still getting worse. So... instead of being stupid and ralphing in my sleep in my nice bed, I turned, faced the porcelain alter and got rid of the excess crap in my stomach.

To soak up the rest of the shit, I went down and made toast to eat. I felt kinda weird so I went back up to the bathroom just in case. I sat down (no..not shitting) on the toilet for a second to see what was going to happen, and next thing I know, Lisa is shaking me asking me if I wanted to sleep there or in the bed Aparently, I was asleep on the can for about 15 minutes Upright too I might add I finally crawled into bed around 5:30am.

I was pretty much wrecked most of Sunday








Where's the weirdest place you've passed out?

Probably on the toilet too... don't remember!

I don't drink and the only time I've every passed out other wise is twice on the OR table just before surgery~not too exciting. Although that is quite a trip to start counting backwards from 10, get to about 7 and the next thing you know you wake up in the recover room minus an internal organ.

Funny, T-Bone!

I think the weirdest place I've passed out is on a flight of stairs. I was too messed up to make it up all the way, so I decided the stairs were nice and comfy enough to spend the rest of the night. BOY was I sore when my friend finally found me there and woke me up.

If I remember correctly......I passed out in the porn shop parking lot. Cop tapping on my window to wake me up...was ready to take me to jail..saw that my keys were in the back seat couldn't do SHIT. I think that was a vodka night.

Escape79 wrote:If I remember correctly......I passed out in the porn shop parking lot. Cop tapping on my window to wake me up...was ready to take me to jail..saw that my keys were in the back seat couldn't do SHIT. I think that was a vodka night.

Bet Stella felt stood up that night!

JGal wrote:

Escape79 wrote:If I remember correctly......I passed out in the porn shop parking lot. Cop tapping on my window to wake me up...was ready to take me to jail..saw that my keys were in the back seat couldn't do SHIT. I think that was a vodka night.

Bet Stella felt stood up that night!

She bitched me out the next morning then we made up that night.

After about 5 long island Ice teas, in the bathroom at Chippendales (the original in LA). One of the bouncers carried me out to the lawn. Ahh...the cold tile and then the cool grass. But NOT a pretty sight was I...

Escape79 wrote:

JGal wrote:

Escape79 wrote:If I remember correctly......I passed out in the porn shop parking lot. Cop tapping on my window to wake me up...was ready to take me to jail..saw that my keys were in the back seat couldn't do SHIT. I think that was a vodka night.

Bet Stella felt stood up that night!

She bitched me out the next morning then we made up that night.

20 fold i guess!

JGal wrote:

Escape79 wrote:

JGal wrote:

Escape79 wrote:If I remember correctly......I passed out in the porn shop parking lot. Cop tapping on my window to wake me up...was ready to take me to jail..saw that my keys were in the back seat couldn't do SHIT. I think that was a vodka night.

Bet Stella felt stood up that night!

She bitched me out the next morning then we made up that night.

20 fold i guess!

Let's see...THAT night?? I think it was just 18.

Escape79 wrote:

JGal wrote:

Escape79 wrote:

JGal wrote:

Escape79 wrote:If I remember correctly......I passed out in the porn shop parking lot. Cop tapping on my window to wake me up...was ready to take me to jail..saw that my keys were in the back seat couldn't do SHIT. I think that was a vodka night.

Bet Stella felt stood up that night!

She bitched me out the next morning then we made up that night.

20 fold i guess!

Let's see...THAT night?? I think it was just 18.

Haha... would've guessed like 14!

JGal wrote:

Escape79 wrote:

JGal wrote:

Escape79 wrote:

JGal wrote:

Escape79 wrote:If I remember correctly......I passed out in the porn shop parking lot. Cop tapping on my window to wake me up...was ready to take me to jail..saw that my keys were in the back seat couldn't do SHIT. I think that was a vodka night.

Bet Stella felt stood up that night!

She bitched me out the next morning then we made up that night.

20 fold i guess!

Let's see...THAT night?? I think it was just 18.

Haha... would've guessed like 14!

It was one of my slow nights.

Escape79 wrote:

JGal wrote:

Escape79 wrote:

JGal wrote:

Escape79 wrote:

JGal wrote:

Escape79 wrote:If I remember correctly......I passed out in the porn shop parking lot. Cop tapping on my window to wake me up...was ready to take me to jail..saw that my keys were in the back seat couldn't do SHIT. I think that was a vodka night.

Bet Stella felt stood up that night!

She bitched me out the next morning then we made up that night.

20 fold i guess!

Let's see...THAT night?? I think it was just 18.

Haha... would've guessed like 14!

It was one of my slow nights.

Just what I figured!!!

JGal wrote:

Escape79 wrote:

JGal wrote:

Escape79 wrote:

JGal wrote:

Escape79 wrote:

JGal wrote:

Escape79 wrote:If I remember correctly......I passed out in the porn shop parking lot. Cop tapping on my window to wake me up...was ready to take me to jail..saw that my keys were in the back seat couldn't do SHIT. I think that was a vodka night.

Bet Stella felt stood up that night!

She bitched me out the next morning then we made up that night.

20 fold i guess!

Let's see...THAT night?? I think it was just 18.

Haha... would've guessed like 14!

It was one of my slow nights.

Just what I figured!!!

Tonight ain't a slow night though.

Escape79 wrote:If I remember correctly......I passed out in the porn shop parking lot. Cop tapping on my window to wake me up...was ready to take me to jail..saw that my keys were in the back seat couldn't do SHIT. I think that was a vodka night.

Actually, I think if the keys are anywhere in the interior of the vehicle, they can. An old coworker of mine was nailed for a DWI and he was passed out in the BACK seat of the car. They found his keys in the glovebox or center console. I don't remember if he got out of it or not though A cop friend told me that if I ever needed to pass out in the car, hide the keys outside somewhere and find them later

T-Bone wrote:

Escape79 wrote:If I remember correctly......I passed out in the porn shop parking lot. Cop tapping on my window to wake me up...was ready to take me to jail..saw that my keys were in the back seat couldn't do SHIT. I think that was a vodka night.

Actually, I think if the keys are anywhere in the interior of the vehicle, they can. An old coworker of mine was nailed for a DWI and he was passed out in the BACK seat of the car. They found his keys in the glovebox or center console. I don't remember if he got out of it or not though A cop friend told me that if I ever needed to pass out in the car, hide the keys outside somewhere and find them later

Lucky me...in the state of Texas they can't do anything if they're not in the ignition OR anywhere in the front.

I fell out of a car into the curb/storm drain outside a frat house. Or should I say my top half fell out of the car. My bottom half didn't make the trip.

chickpea wrote:I fell out of a car into the curb/storm drain outside a frat house. Or should I say my top half fell out of the car. My bottom half didn't make the trip.

Nice.

T-Bone wrote:Where's the weirdest place you've passed out?

On the floor of a school bus that was rented for a friend's bachelor party.

under a pool table .......

Kinda starting to this this should been in the Booze thread.

I grew up in Southwest Florida, and my senior year I played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar. We were doing a production at a very exclusive resort on Captiva Island called South Seas Plantation. Right down the road was a gated condo community where the drummer's dad worked in some capacity. So after the show about 7 of us got several cases of beer and broke into the club house at this gated community. The last thing I remember is sitting on the beach watching the sun rise with my buddy Eddie Monin, and drinking the very last beer.

Fast forward several hours. I wake up on the floor of the clubhouse surrounded by white patent leather shoes and black socks...I am passed out under a bingo table or some fucked up shit like that, and there are these old people all around in the clubhouse, stepping over us, playing bridge, and gnawing on biscotti. I stumble up and walk out the door of the clubhouse into the harsh South Florida sun and humidity, and the tennis courts are full of people playing tennis...they all look at us and point, like "there's those hoodlums who passed out in the clubhouse!" Eddie drove a convertible 1976 Cadillac and the whole trip from Captiva back to Ft Myers I was sitting in the back with the top down, leaving a trail of chunks down McGregor Blvd. Passed out at home and drank lots of throat coat tea that afternoon, then went back and made Ted Neely proud again that night.

What a surreal experience, now that I think about it!

Not the weirdest place, but the only time I've ever passed out was at the Orlando HOB seeing Ted Nugent in '02.

The show was on a Saturday. I drove down that day, met a friend about 5:00, and we went straight to the venue. I hadn't eaten a thing all day and started drinking Mudslides once we got in. People were packed in like sardines by mid-show, it was summer, and felt like it was about 100 degrees in that place. I'll never forget it. "Cat Scratch Fever" started and all of a sudden it's like a black cloud moves across my eyes and the next thing I know, I have people asking me if I'm okay. I don't remember passing out. What's weird is from what people told me, as fast as I passed out, I came to just as quick. So I get up, we walk outside, and I sit down on the steps. One of the venue guys brings me some water and I start to feel better. After about 15 minutes, we decide to go get something to eat. We start walking and I notice the back of head hurts. I put my hand back there and see blood. The friend I was with looked and I had a huge gash where my head hit something when I fell. So we go back to the HOB and they call the Paramedics. I ended up at the hospital where I got 8 staples in my head.

Everytime I hear "Cat Scratch Fever" on the radio now I think of that. LOL I can laugh about it now, but at the time, it wasn't funny.

If I've ever passed out I must have been too drunk to remember it.

ozzy concert. slept through the whole show. wasn't drunk though. i was sick & took some cold & flu medicine... maybe i had a little dank nugs too. people were just passing it around left & right. heh. }:C)

sigh.

my one & only oz show!

i did pass out in my bed once & woke up to find my shoes on my pillow. lol!

Escape79 wrote:

chickpea wrote:I fell out of a car into the curb/storm drain outside a frat house. Or should I say my top half fell out of the car. My bottom half didn't make the trip.

Nice.

Yeah, I'm such a lady when I'm trashed.