MR

Posted: **Wed May 30, 2007 7:54 am**

Men are Happier People:-- What do you expect from such simple minded creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.

Her Wedding dress - $5000. Your Tux rental - $100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck, and if you don't want to do that, you don't have to.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Posted: **Wed May 30, 2007 8:06 am**

Well, if you put it that way I have to agree. I never realized that they have it so easy. Now I'm mad!!!!!!!!!! Just kidding.

Thanks for posting that I showed it to my husband. He just laughed and said, sorry baby. :roll:

Posted: **Wed May 30, 2007 8:09 am**

It depends on who the woman is that's driving him crazy. :lol:

Posted: **Wed May 30, 2007 8:26 am**

If they are so happy why is their life span shorter than women and is that why they have this carefree attitude?

Posted: **Wed May 30, 2007 8:57 am**

Nora you forgot to add............
Men are happier people because women make their lives
so damn comfortable. :lol:

Thanks for throwing these up... :lol:

indeed.

Posted: **Wed May 30, 2007 8:58 am**

ya'll have never had a Latina for a spouse then. :wink:

Posted: **Wed May 30, 2007 9:36 am**

whocares wrote:ya'll have never had a Latina for a spouse then.

You saying Mrs Whocares don't care? :lol:

Posted: **Wed May 30, 2007 9:58 am**

tragchk wrote:[i][u]Men are Happier People

Depends on how crazy women drive us....

Posted: **Wed May 30, 2007 10:03 am**

Andrew wrote:
tragchk wrote:[i][u]Men are Happier People

Depends on how crazy women drive us....

THANK YOU. :lol:

Posted: **Wed May 30, 2007 10:48 am**

tragchk wrote:Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

Now I know that this is definitely true, but I just cannot understand it.

How does one get by on so few shoes? :wink:

Posted: **Wed May 30, 2007 11:09 am**

Men have it made we do everything for them.hehe

Posted: **Wed May 30, 2007 11:09 am**

Perry86fan wrote:Men have it made we do everything for them.hehe

AMEN TO THAT!!! :roll:

Posted: **Wed May 30, 2007 11:41 am**

Perry86fan wrote:Men have it made we do everything for them.hehe

Correct!!!
And being a man...I thank you wonderful ladies...
In fact, I am happier because of the ladies!!!!

Posted: **Wed May 30, 2007 12:13 pm**

Moon Beam wrote:
whocares wrote:ya'll have never had a Latina for a spouse then.

You saying Mrs Whocares don't care?

no, but i do everything here, except pop out children. Even make that Chocolate candy she eats. :lol:

Posted: **Wed May 30, 2007 12:21 pm**

whocares wrote:
Moon Beam wrote:
whocares wrote:ya'll have never had a Latina for a spouse then.

You saying Mrs Whocares don't care?

no, but i do everything here, except pop out children. Even make that Chocolate candy she eats.

Clap clap.... :roll:

Posted: **Wed May 30, 2007 2:07 pm**

How can they be happier when the three things they hold most dear in life are owned by us ladies?? Think about it.

Posted: **Wed May 30, 2007 3:06 pm**

nikkib703 wrote:How can they be happier when the three things they hold most dear in life are owned by us ladies?? Think about it.

car, house, motorcycle?

Posted: **Wed May 30, 2007 3:52 pm**

ITALIAN ALTAR BOY

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been
with a loose girl".
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny
Parisi?"

"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin
her reputation."

"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name
sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now.

Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Volpe?"
"I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight
lipped, Johnny Parisi, and I admire that. But you've
sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy
now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino
slides over and whispers "What'd you get?"

"4 months vacation and five good leads

Posted: **Wed May 30, 2007 7:54 pm**

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:
nikkib703 wrote:How can they be happier when the three things they hold most dear in life are owned by us ladies?? Think about it.

car, house, motorcycle?

not those three.

Posted: **Wed May 30, 2007 8:47 pm**

L~L~L wrote:If they are so happy why is their life span shorter than women and is that why they have this carefree attitude?

Because bitches like you drive us up the fucking wall. Those like you, I have had to restrain from cutting off your fucking head and using it for a bowling ball. We just want it to end it early, to escape the wrath.

Posted: **Wed May 30, 2007 9:01 pm**

Its Me wrote:
Perry86fan wrote:Men have it made we do everything for them.hehe

Correct!!!
And being a man...I thank you wonderful ladies...
In fact, I am happier because of the ladies!!!!

Posted: **Wed May 30, 2007 9:35 pm**

Escape79 wrote:
Andrew wrote:
tragchk wrote:[i][u]Men are Happier People

Depends on how crazy women drive us....

THANK YOU.

I thought that's what women were supposed to do to men.

Posted: **Wed May 30, 2007 10:34 pm**

tragchk wrote:You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

Can't tell you how many times I've done that. LOL!

Posted: **Wed May 30, 2007 11:40 pm**

Joking aside, Nora I think we are.

We're just simpler in general.

Seinfeld put it best as Lar will attest: "Everybody wants to know what that man walking around seriously is thinking. Wanna know? Nothing. We're just walking around."

Posted: **Wed May 30, 2007 11:43 pm**

Red13JoePa wrote:Joking aside, Nora I think we are.

We're just simpler in general.

Seinfeld put it best as Lar will attest: "Everybody wants to know what that man walking around seriously is thinking. Wanna know? Nothing. We're just walking around."

I truly believe this about you JoePa, glad to see you admit it, its the first step.

Posted: **Wed May 30, 2007 11:52 pm**

Hey, sue me.

My knees don't quake and my lip doesn't quiver when I hear Foolish Heart.

Posted: **Thu May 31, 2007 1:00 am**

steveforever wrote:ITALIAN ALTAR BOY

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been
with a loose girl".
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny
Parisi?"

"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin
her reputation."

"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name
sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now.

Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Volpe?"
"I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight
lipped, Johnny Parisi, and I admire that. But you've
sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy
now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino
slides over and whispers "What'd you get?"

"4 months vacation and five good leads

SMART kid!!! :lol:

Posted: **Thu May 31, 2007 1:32 am**

Red13JoePa wrote:Joking aside, Nora I think we are.

We're just simpler in general.

Seinfeld put it best as Lar will attest: "Everybody wants to know what that man walking around seriously is thinking. Wanna know? Nothing. We're just walking around."

truth!

and when im walking around i dont think about relationships, or whos dating who, or how many kids they have, or even if my shirt makes me look fat.. if it did , i would just buy a bigger shirt,, i think about cool stuff , like ... how buildings are held up with no center beam? all that weight and no center support,, OR i imagine myself playing at madison square garden in front of 1000s of people...

Posted: **Thu May 31, 2007 1:35 am**

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:
Red13JoePa wrote:Joking aside, Nora I think we are.

We're just simpler in general.

Seinfeld put it best as Lar will attest: "Everybody wants to know what that man walking around seriously is thinking. Wanna know? Nothing. We're just walking around."

truth! and when im walking around i dont think about relationships, or whos dating who, or how many kids they have, or even if my shirt makes me look fat.. if it did , i would just buy a bigger shirt,, i think about cool stuff , like ... how buildings are held up with no center beam? all that weight and no center support,, OR i imagine myself playing at madison square garden in front of 1000s of people...

Thanx for taking this "in stride"....because I forgot to put the ":wink:" and ":lol:" smilie-thingies in my post! :oops:

Posted: **Thu May 31, 2007 7:21 am**

only three things make us happy,

food, sex and Money, everything else is a bonus, in that order.

Rick

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