Who Here Loves their Spouse?

by **Rockindeano** » Thu May 31, 2007 2:23 pm

I do. I love the way she loves me...the way she forgives me, the way she gets on me and the way she motivates me. I like the way she pushes me, and wants me to be a better guy to her and thus myself, making us both better...I love it whem she lets me do things I probably shouldn't be doing. I love it that her smile and touch are always with me, even if she ohysically isn't. I love seeing her eyes at night when I wake up from a darkened dream. I love it that all my friends like her. I love her when she does the small things that are in fact small, but looms larger down the road of love. I love her mostly when she carries my two unborn sons and takes excessively great care in doing so, I love it when she hates me going on cross country train trips because she needs me and she needs me to wait on her hand a foot with a purpose of team work. I flatout miss her.

I miss my Lula. Next time, we go together,ok?

Anyone else echo my thoughts?

by **(Crazy)Dulce Lady** » Thu May 31, 2007 2:32 pm

yup, me too, brother.

I love it that he climbs on a step stool at the top of the stairs to change the battery in the smoke detector (I couldn't look!!! yikes!!) so it won't beep and wake me in the middle of the night.

AND he calls me when I am not close to the TV to give me play by plays of the game.

And he buys me an INFINITY bracelet for Christmas, feeding my JOURNEY obsession and just rolls his eyes when I tell him there's another road trip, asking only when will I be back.

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Thu May 31, 2007 2:32 pm

you in trouble man?

hope you didnt stay out too dang late cross the country.. never had a spouse,, but that lula lady is pretty easy to dig,, jivin on to dean and lu.. dedicate Baila Mi Cha-Cha from Abraxos Pool to you folks. .think it means,,"feel ya baby" right on.

by **Rockindeano** » Thu May 31, 2007 2:35 pm

My lady deserves a bed of roses. She truly does.

I am going to bed, at least try to, after blowing out my knee, slicing my foot up in 2 places, ruining my cell phone, and burning in the sun....

I love you Lula.

by **Andrew** » Thu May 31, 2007 2:36 pm

Yeah...me too (you sentimental old bugger)...mine puts up with everything from me, and my job (this site) and therefore, everything you all do also!

What a saint

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Thu May 31, 2007 2:41 pm

Andrew wrote:Yeah...me too (you sentimental old bugger)...mine puts up with everything from me, and my job (this site) and therefore, everything you all do also!

What a saint

i have often wondered if you ever discuss this forum at dinner time with her..

,, does she know some of the screen names of some of the folks here?

you guys and your spouses..!

by **(Crazy)Dulce Lady** » Thu May 31, 2007 2:41 pm

oh, Dean, you asked me to post a pic the other day so here ya go...........

hehe.

by **Blueskies** » Thu May 31, 2007 2:50 pm

Very sweet Dean. Lula will love reading this.

by **Playitloudforme** » Thu May 31, 2007 3:13 pm

If I had a spouse, I could hope to love him as much as you love yours. Great post man.

by **Shadowsong** » Thu May 31, 2007 3:16 pm

Well, that's what good love is supposed to be about.
so guess I'll remain spoueless til I find that special one

by **styxman** » Thu May 31, 2007 4:30 pm

I'd love mine a lot more, if she'd relax the alcohol limitation in the fridge

But there again if I had to make a choice between my sexy lady and alcohol it would definitely be the bronzed, curved shape of the beer bottle that would win :twisted:

Anyway I love Perry more than my wife

by **SunshineTwilight** » Thu May 31, 2007 5:09 pm

I love my spouse because he has put up with my craziness for the past 26 years, (22 of them married) and let's me travel the world to see my favorite bands and helps me with managing my client's career. He has always been there to support me even when I was bed ridden for 3 years. He is my ROCK that I can always count on! He truely understands me, (most of the time)!! :twisted:

by **Sassie** » Thu May 31, 2007 6:36 pm

I am crazy about my husband. We have been together since we were in high school. We are on our 21st year of marriage. I love him more than ever and I am pretty sure he feels the same way. We have been thru some really really hard times, but we stuck together and because of those hard times I believe it made our relationship stronger. He loves my friends and I really appreciate that about him too. If I am ever in trouble, :twisted:

any kind of trouble the one thing I know is my husband is going to help me. I love having him as my husband. I wish every woman I know had a man that made her feel like my husband makes me feel. I love him.

by **Ratgirl** » Thu May 31, 2007 7:58 pm

awww.. how sweet Dean.

Funny you should mention something about Spouses, today is our 13th anniversary. Yes, that's right.. someone IS crazy enough to spend 13 years with me.

I love my hubby. He is my best friend and goes out of his way to make sure I'm happy.

Lula, you got a great guy! He's a sweetheart!

by **Jenna** » Thu May 31, 2007 8:55 pm

RockinDeano wrote:I do. I love the way she loves me...the way she forgives me, the way she gets on me and the way she motivates me. I like the way she pushes me, and wants me to be a better guy to her and thus myself, making us both better...I love it whem she lets me do things I probably shouldn't be doing. I love it that her smile and touch are always with me, even if she ohysically isn't. I love seeing her eyes at night when I wake up from a darkened dream. I love it that all my friends like her. I love her when she does the small things that are in fact small, but looms larger down the road of love. I love her mostly when she carries my two unborn sons and takes excessively great care in doing so, I love it when she hates me going on cross country train trips because she needs me and she needs me to wait on her hand a foot with a purpose of team work. I flatout miss her.

I miss my Lula. Next time, we go together,ok?

Anyone else echo my thoughts?

Happy for your Dean-----and I would bet LULA--is happy with you for such a touching post----as for myself--I struggle with Life on my own-----I do --ok--but miss what you two have----Hang on to it---

by **RSParker** » Thu May 31, 2007 10:13 pm

My wife is 3 months pregnant, sick as a dog with a cold, and morning sickness! Shes still the greatest woman ever! I am truly blessed.

by **knox** » Thu May 31, 2007 10:19 pm

Stacy is the best thing in my life. My kids will grow up and leave me, but she is here for life. And it STILL feels like we are dating

.

by **jrnychick** » Thu May 31, 2007 10:26 pm

My husband is a sweetheart. We've been married for almost 13 years, and together for almost 19 years. He puts up with me, and I'm not the easiest person to live with. He can cook and fix anything in the house. He never spends a day on the couch. He motivates me to not be so lazy! I can talk to him about any problem I have. He's always been supportive of any career move I've made. He's a wonderful dad to our daughter.

by AR » Thu May 31, 2007 10:34 pm

Going against the grain here, I think my wife is a heretic and a witch. I truly fear for my life and do not sleep at night as she might cast a spell on me. Poison, weapons, all are of no use. My only hope is to subdue her when she takes the form of a bat. Then I can burn her at the stake and the evil will begone. Finally I will be free.

by **Lady Luck** » Thu May 31, 2007 10:45 pm

Playitloudforme wrote:If I had a spouse, I could hope to love him as much as you love yours. Great post man.

Same here.

Dean that was very sweet. You and Lula are very lucky to have each other.

by **NealIsGod** » Thu May 31, 2007 11:08 pm

AR wrote:Going against the grain here, I think my wife is a heretic and a witch. I truly fear for my life and do not sleep at night as she might cast a spell on me. Poison, weapons, all are of no use. My only hope is to subdue her when she takes the form of a bat. Then I can burn her at the stake and the evil will begone. Finally I will be free.

I thought I was the only one. Mine takes the form of a black cat and attempts to suck out my soul through my nose. My only weapon against her is this:

by **Lady Luck** » Thu May 31, 2007 11:21 pm

NealIsGod wrote:
AR wrote:Going against the grain here, I think my wife is a heretic and a witch. I truly fear for my life and do not sleep at night as she might cast a spell on me. Poison, weapons, all are of no use. My only hope is to subdue her when she takes the form of a bat. Then I can burn her at the stake and the evil will begone. Finally I will be free.

I thought I was the only one. Mine takes the form of a black cat and attempts to suck out my soul through my nose. My only weapon against her is this:

OMG, LMAO!! :lol:

by AR » Thu May 31, 2007 11:26 pm

I thought I was the only one. Mine takes the form of a black cat and attempts to suck out my soul through my nose. My only weapon against her is this:

You are very fortunate to have forged such a mighty weapon!

Just last night I clubbed my wife over the head and submerged her in the bathtub. I thought my ordeal was finally over with. Unfortunately in a combination of desperation and exhaustion I had forgotten that witches are made of wood and can float.

by **styxman** » Thu May 31, 2007 11:30 pm

AR wrote:
I thought I was the only one. Mine takes the form of a black cat and attempts to suck out my soul through my nose. My only weapon against her is this:

You are very fortunate to have forged such a mighty weapon!

Just last night I clubbed my wife over the head and submerged her in the bathtub. I thought my ordeal was finally over with. Unfortunately in a combination of desperation and exhaustion I had forgotten that witches are made of wood and can float.

She'd go well on a barbecue then :wink:

by AR » Thu May 31, 2007 11:37 pm

She'd go well on a barbecue then

That is what I'm hoping. I think I need to put her on trial first though.

by **knox** » Thu May 31, 2007 11:37 pm

AR wrote:
I thought I was the only one. Mine takes the form of a black cat and attempts to suck out my soul through my nose. My only weapon against her is this:

You are very fortunate to have forged such a mighty weapon!

Just last night I clubbed my wife over the head and submerged her in the bathtub. I thought my ordeal was finally over with. Unfortunately in a combination of desperation and exhaustion I had forgotten that witches are made of wood and can float.

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

If she is made of wood, then she should weigh the same as a duck, right?

by AR » Thu May 31, 2007 11:42 pm

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

If she is made of wood, then she should weigh the same as a duck, right?

Well I have studied this and if my logic is correct:
-----------------------------------------------------------

WITCH is

*** Anything can be a thing - duck, witch etc.
sort Thing .

*** Represents the weight of an object
sort Weight .

*** true if a thing floats
op floats : Thing -> Bool .

*** true if a thing is made of wood
op isWood : Thing -> Bool .

*** true is Thing burns
op burns : Thing -> Bool .

*** true if a Thing is a witch
op isWitch : Thing -> Bool .

*** Returns the weight of a Thing
op weight : Thing -> Weight .

*** Equality operator for Things
op _===_ : Weight Weight -> Bool .

*** Constant representing the possible witch
op witch? : -> Thing .

*** Constant for the duck
op duck : -> Thing .

vars x y : Thing .

*** The assumptions
eq floats(duck) = true .
eq weight(witch?) === weight(duck) = true .

*** The rules
ceq isWood(x) = true if floats(x) == true .
ceq burns(x) = true if isWood(x) == true .
ceq isWitch(x) = true if burns(x) == true .
ceq floats(x) = true if floats(duck) and
(weight(x) === weight(duck)) .

Incidentally, if you try reducing isWitch(duck), you will find that ducks are witches too. :wink:

by **Melissa** » Thu May 31, 2007 11:42 pm

Awesome to read Dean.

Yes of course I love my husband. Despite his messiness (lol) he's been awesome to me the last 14 years (married for 10). He's a simple man with an old soul, & that's what I love most about him. He makes me laugh somehow every single day. He kept me from drowning when my mom, my best friend, died. I love that our son has his forehead, & our daughter has his nose. I love our kids laughter when he plays with them like he's just another kid. I could go on & on...

But of course he's also awesome for letting me take "journey"'s with that freak StevePerryHair ( :twisted:

) and the rest of you insane people

lol

by **knox** » Thu May 31, 2007 11:43 pm

Dang

You truly ARE wise in the ways of science...

by **NealIsGod** » Thu May 31, 2007 11:44 pm

Melissa wrote:I love that our son has his forehead, & our daughter has his nose.

Your children are crafty. How does he look without those parts? He must frighten the other villagers.

MR

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