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I like beer but don't drink it very often. Tonight, I would like to have a few. Unfortunately, my truck got towed to the shop today and the wife has confiscated the car for a few hours.

To those who are currently enjoying a cool one or two...

I HATE YOU.

conversationpc wrote:I like beer but don't drink it very often. Tonight, I would like to have a few. Unfortunately, my truck got towed to the shop today and the wife has confiscated the car for a few hours.

To those who are currently enjoying a cool one or two...

I HATE YOU.

Then you hate me multiple times over, at least this evening anyway.

There is a restaurant in my neighborhood that delivers beer 7 days a week. I live in paradise!

I am getting hammered drunk.

RockinDeano wrote:I am getting hammered drunk.

Right there with you. I'd call you but I have no fucking idea where my address book is. Lori is passed out.

AR wrote:Then you hate me multiple times over, at least this evening anyway.

There is a restaurant in my neighborhood that delivers beer 7 days a week. I live in paradise!

Dang! Wish I had a restaurant like that here.

When you leave this mortal coil, may you spend an extra few years in purgatory.

Have you ever heard about the rejected portion of Dante's "Inferno", the one with the level of hell that was reserved for people making fun of others with no beer? Have you?

conversationpc wrote:I like beer but don't drink it very often. Tonight, I would like to have a few. Unfortunately, my truck got towed to the shop today and the wife has confiscated the car for a few hours.

To those who are currently enjoying a cool one or two...

I HATE YOU.

Tell her to find a friend that has beer and bring it home or don't bother coming home! LOL

Blondie wrote:

conversationpc wrote:I like beer but don't drink it very often. Tonight, I would like to have a few. Unfortunately, my truck got towed to the shop today and the wife has confiscated the car for a few hours.

To those who are currently enjoying a cool one or two...

I HATE YOU.

Tell her to find a friend that has beer and bring it home or don't bother coming home! LOL

I don't have a dog, either. Now I am really bummed.

1 - I hate country music.

2 - I have no beer.

3 - My woman is gone for the evening.

4 - My truck is in the shop.

What do I have to live for?

conversationpc wrote: mortal coil

man, im adding that to my cool not-takin rock band names!!

Have you ever heard about the rejected portion of Dante's "Inferno", the one with the level of hell that was reserved for people making fun of others with no beer? Have you?

I haven't, but it sounds like I have a room already reserved there.

conversationpc wrote:

Blondie wrote:

conversationpc wrote:I like beer but don't drink it very often. Tonight, I would like to have a few. Unfortunately, my truck got towed to the shop today and the wife has confiscated the car for a few hours.

To those who are currently enjoying a cool one or two...

I HATE YOU.

Tell her to find a friend that has beer and bring it home or don't bother coming home! LOL

I don't have a dog, either. Now I am really bummed.

1 - I hate country music.

2 - I have no beer.

3 - My woman is gone for the evening.

4 - My truck is in the shop.

What do I have to live for?

you forgot prison!!! dude ! this is a perfect time to write a blues song! tak advantage, get out that black strat!

AR wrote:

Have you ever heard about the rejected portion of Dante's "Inferno", the one with the level of hell that was reserved for people making fun of others with no beer? Have you?

I haven't, but it sounds like I have a room already reserved there.

Unfortunately for you, the punishment in that level is quite severe...You're forced to stop at rest stops and/or state parks populated only by clones of George Michael.

Lawrence wrote:you forgot prison!!! dude ! this is a perfect time to write a blues song! tak advantage, get out that black strat!

You're probably right. Imagine the emotion I could wring out that bad boy with all I've been through today.

Life is really rough, man.

conversationpc wrote:

Blondie wrote:

conversationpc wrote:I like beer but don't drink it very often. Tonight, I would like to have a few. Unfortunately, my truck got towed to the shop today and the wife has confiscated the car for a few hours.

To those who are currently enjoying a cool one or two...

I HATE YOU.

Tell her to find a friend that has beer and bring it home or don't bother coming home! LOL

I don't have a dog, either. Now I am really bummed.

1 - I hate country music.

2 - I have no beer.

3 - My woman is gone for the evening.

4 - My truck is in the shop.

What do I have to live for?

you still have your hand.

Blondie wrote:

conversationpc wrote:I like beer but don't drink it very often. Tonight, I would like to have a few. Unfortunately, my truck got towed to the shop today and the wife has confiscated the car for a few hours.

To those who are currently enjoying a cool one or two...

I HATE YOU.

Tell her to find a friend that has beer and bring it home or don't bother coming home! LOL

Have y'all NOTICED why this chick is my best friend??

If you got a riding mower, you have a way to get beer.I actually did it once

stevew2 wrote:If you got a riding mower, you have a way to get beer.I actually did it once

You're a trip dude.

I remember you being gayer than Richard Simmons in bath house. You and romantic Guy would always be talking...I got you over here and now look at how you've turned the corner. My choice for Most Improved Poster.

conversationpc wrote:

Blondie wrote:

conversationpc wrote:I like beer but don't drink it very often. Tonight, I would like to have a few. Unfortunately, my truck got towed to the shop today and the wife has confiscated the car for a few hours.

To those who are currently enjoying a cool one or two...

I HATE YOU.

Tell her to find a friend that has beer and bring it home or don't bother coming home! LOL

I don't have a dog, either. Now I am really bummed.

1 - I hate country music.

2 - I have no beer.

3 - My woman is gone for the evening.

4 - My truck is in the shop.

What do I have to live for?

It could be worse. At least you have your internet!

Thanks bro. I dont even miss romantic guy. I just got done listening to AR's song . I like was he says at the end "fuck you bitches Deanos right" always was always will be" You guys should put some songs together .It would be funny as shit Good day

stevew2 wrote:If you got a riding mower, you have a way to get beer.I actually did it once

Unfortunately, no riding mower here. The yard's not big enough for one, unfortunately.

Liam wrote:

Blondie wrote:

conversationpc wrote:I like beer but don't drink it very often. Tonight, I would like to have a few. Unfortunately, my truck got towed to the shop today and the wife has confiscated the car for a few hours.

To those who are currently enjoying a cool one or two...

I HATE YOU.

Tell her to find a friend that has beer and bring it home or don't bother coming home! LOL

Have y'all NOTICED why this chick is my best friend??

i hate sharing you......but it sounds like jenn and i would get along swimmingly.

nice comment there.....sounds just like me....how did this miss the booze thread???

aggieangelcrys wrote:

Liam wrote:

Blondie wrote:

conversationpc wrote:I like beer but don't drink it very often. Tonight, I would like to have a few. Unfortunately, my truck got towed to the shop today and the wife has confiscated the car for a few hours.

To those who are currently enjoying a cool one or two...

I HATE YOU.

Tell her to find a friend that has beer and bring it home or don't bother coming home! LOL

Have y'all NOTICED why this chick is my best friend??

i hate sharing you......but it sounds like jenn and i would get along swimmingly.

nice comment there.....sounds just like me....how did this miss the booze thread???

'Cause he didn't have any booze!!!! LOL!