What Jeff Should Do Immediately

[The_Noble_Cause]

Before Jeff put his promising career on hold to become Journey’s used/abused, all-holes-filled bitch,
Frontiers Records released a press release stating that Jeff and Lukather were teaming up.
Now, for my money, Steve Lukather isn’t fit to carry Neal Schon’s sock-stuffed jock strap;
however, with Jeff now at home, I’m sure he’d like something a little more productive to do than re-stocking on Afro-Sheen Hair Straightener and whiling his time bandana shopping at Bloomingdales.
Its win-win.
Jeff gets to team up with one of the best guitarists in the business and Steve gets to atone for his last auditory crime against humanity, chiefly, “Falling in Between”.
Andrew, I don’t know what kind of incriminating man-on-marsupial photographic evidence Toto has on you, but that album sucked a cock as big as Mt. Kilimanjaro in 99 different cruel and unusual ways.
On second thought, Steve Lukather sucks.
Don’t waste your time, Jeff.

[NsideOut]

No disrespect to you...but JSS hooking up with Lukather would be AWESOME. I've heard the man sing a Toto cover before and he nailed it AWESOME! That said, Luke is an AMAZING guitarist and still has years to offer. Combined with Jeff's incredible vocals... I personally think they would leave Neil Schon green with envy and reeling with regret.

[Sassie]

What should he do immediately? GO TO DISNEYWORLD!!!!!

[Muggins]

I say get that new solo album out ASAP. Those demos (on his myspace site) sound amazing. Bring it on. Jeff's got so many options now... He sacrificed so much to be with Journey. Now he can get back on track again!

[whocares]

at least Luke is willing to make NEW music. he knows he'll ALWAYS have to sing "I'll be over you" for the rest of his concert days, but he's also willing to make something new to go with it. That's more than SOMEONE can say.

[ProgRocker53]

I fucking love Toto.

[Rick]

I fucking love Toto.

Then you probably know the Tomulator then! He's a big Luke fan.

[The_Noble_Cause]

at least Luke is willing to make NEW music. he knows he'll ALWAYS have to sing "I'll be over you" for the rest of his concert days, but he's also willing to make something new to go with it. That's more than SOMEONE can say.

And who exactly are you referring to?
"Falling in Between" was the first Toto album of original material since way-back-when in 1999.
As lackluster as current Journey is, even they're not that slothful.
And unlike most of their corndog-circuit-traveling rivals, (Styx, Leppard, Toto), Journey has yet to pawn off an album of crappy covers to their fans.
The day Journey releases a cover album is the day Herbie Herbert sends back a complimentary room service cart full of wondrous cakes and pies.

[brandonx76]

at least Luke is willing to make NEW music. he knows he'll ALWAYS have to sing "I'll be over you" for the rest of his concert days, but he's also willing to make something new to go with it. That's more than SOMEONE can say.

And who exactly are you referring to?
"Falling in Between" was the first Toto album of original material since way-back-when in 1999.
As lackluster as current Journey is, even they're not that slothful.
And unlike most of their corndog-circuit-traveling rivals, (Styx, Leppard, Toto), Journey has yet to pawn off an album of crappy covers to their fans.
The day Journey releases a cover album is the day Herbie Herbert sends back a complimentary room service cart full of wondrous cakes and pies.

Why you gotta stir shit man...Luke's got a new album coming up January '08. He'll be touring with it soon thereafter. Guaranteed it will be one of the better Melodicrock albums of '08. Not sure when he will join up with JSS...it would be cool, but Luke has been keeping busy with other material.. BTW, His fusion / instrumental stuff is leaps and bounds above Schon's .

The covers album was pretty good. Sure everyone wanted new material, but outside of that aspect, comparatively speaking, name a band that did a better job of 'personalizing' a collection of songs that influenced them? (and don't say Def Leopard)

[Rockindeano]

Luke is one cool motherfucker. You do know he lives 20 mins from Jeff right?

[Liam]

Luke is one cool motherfucker. You do know he lives 20 mins from Jeff right?

Out of curiosity (I obviously don't know Cali) but how far are you from them??

[larryfromnextdoor]

Luke is one cool motherfucker. You do know he lives 20 mins from Jeff right?

Out of curiosity (I obviously don't know Cali) but how far are you from them??

liam , ya know how LA is,, its all one big city, you dont know when one city begins and one ends.. they go by time to get there ,, 10 miles = 1 hour with traffic,, with us ,, 80miles= les than an hour..

[Liam]

Luke is one cool motherfucker. You do know he lives 20 mins from Jeff right?

Out of curiosity (I obviously don't know Cali) but how far are you from them??

liam , ya know how LA is,, its all one big city, you dont know when one city begins and one ends.. they go by time to get there ,, 10 miles = 1 hour with traffic,, with us ,, 80miles= les than an hour..

Oh...so basically Dallas.

[Rockindeano]

Luke is one cool motherfucker. You do know he lives 20 mins from Jeff right?

Out of curiosity (I obviously don't know Cali) but how far are you from them??

28 miles.

[Liam]

Luke is one cool motherfucker. You do know he lives 20 mins from Jeff right?

Out of curiosity (I obviously don't know Cali) but how far are you from them??

28 miles.

Cool.

[aggieangelcrys]

Luke is one cool motherfucker. You do know he lives 20 mins from Jeff right?

Out of curiosity (I obviously don't know Cali) but how far are you from them??

28 miles.

Cool.

Liam.....LA is not = to Dallas!!


Nice try babycakes!

[Liam]

Luke is one cool motherfucker. You do know he lives 20 mins from Jeff right?

Out of curiosity (I obviously don't know Cali) but how far are you from them??

28 miles.

Cool.

Liam.....LA is not = to Dallas!!


Nice try babycakes!

I was talking about traffic. 10 miles= 1 hour during rush hour. STOP BUSTING MY BALLS.

[Jeremey fan forever]

The day Journey releases a cover album is the day Herbie Herbert sends back a complimentary room service cart full of wondrous cakes and pies.

Dude, what the fuck are you on to come up with this shit sometimes??? "wondrous cakes and pies?" Good stuff

[JrnySuxBalls]

Luke isn't a douche, and kicks ass. Plus he knows about music, Neal knows NADA about what stuff is
called. Luke won a Grammy jamming with Larry Carlton. Luke also has a hot wife. Luke isn't afraid
to tell nasty ass jokes onstage.

Miles Davis asked Luke to tour with him. Neal got Michael Bolton.

Luke wants to do new music, not live in the past.

"Don't be a dick." - Steve Lukather

[JrnySuxBalls]

As lackluster as current Journey is, even they're not that slothful.

If Friga even attempted 2 bars of the keyboard parts in Falling In Between, his head would explode.

[jestor92]

I'm typically not a big Toto fan, but I really like Falling In Between and would love to see JSS get together with Luke, you know better yet. Get Luke, Marco Mendoza, and Virgil Donati make some music and tour

[JrnySuxBalls]

Get Luke, Marco Mendoza, and Virgil Donati make some music and tour

[The_Noble_Cause]

Plus he knows about music, Neal knows NADA about what stuff is called

Neal might not read music, but the guy knows his craft inside and out and, by most accounts, is a veritable guitar guru.
Pile on Neal for treating Jeff like shit, but this mental triathalon you're now running to pin stuff on him is getting ridiculous.

Luke won a Grammy….

So did Usher.
Who gives a fuck?

Luke also has a hot wife.

Neal has stacked up a harem's worth of bangin bitches thru the years.

Luke isn't afraid to tell nasty ass jokes onstage.

Impersonations might have been cutting edge in Milton Berle’s day - back when stand-up routines still consisted of 80% black jokes.
As it stands now, Luke’s Sammy Davis Jr. / Michael Jackson impersonations are about as fresh as Ed McMahon’s farts.

Miles Davis asked Luke to tour with him.

Eric Clapton asked Neal to join his band.

Neal got Michael Bolton

At the urging of one, Walter James Herbert.
If you got the big guy in your court, your talent is above question.
The same fickle media that pans Journey pans Bolton.
Truth is, for those secure enough in their heterosexuality to admit it, both are melodic juggernauts whos influence should never be denied.

Luke wants to do new music, not live in the past.

Toto’s recent musical output sorely contradicts that.

[Little Lenny]

I think JSS should reform the Jeff Scott Soto Band, plain and simple.

[The_Noble_Cause]

at least Luke is willing to make NEW music. he knows he'll ALWAYS have to sing "I'll be over you" for the rest of his concert days, but he's also willing to make something new to go with it. That's more than SOMEONE can say.

And who exactly are you referring to?
"Falling in Between" was the first Toto album of original material since way-back-when in 1999.

Why you gotta stir shit man...Luke's got a new album coming up January '08. He'll be touring with it soon thereafter....

Nobody was debating solo output (or Grammys, for that matter; or respective wives’ hotness quotient; or the dubious merits of Michael Bolton, etc.)
'WhoCares' cried laziness on the part of Journey, and held up Toto as the picture of assembly-line-like musical productivity.
Simply isn’t so.
Recently, Toto has released less tunes, not more.
These are the facts.
If you wish to blow a gasket and lose total control of your bowels in front of the computer screen, go right ahead.
Maybe I will join in with ya, so at least finally someone will have given two shits about Toto.

[JrnySuxBalls]

Neal might not read music, but the guy knows his craft inside and out and, by most accounts, is a veritable guitar guru.
Pile on Neal for treating Jeff like shit, but this mental triathalon you're now running to pin stuff on him is getting ridiculous.

Neal's a really really outstanding rock player. Gurus live in Tibet.

Luke won a Grammy….

So did Usher.
Who gives a fuck?

You left out the Larry Carlton part. A jazz guitar legend. Sorry U missed the point. Fuck Usher.

Luke also has a hot wife.

Neal has stacked up a harem's worth of bangin bitches thru the years.

So has Luke. Not just American bitches, but hot models worldwide. Next.

Luke isn't afraid to tell nasty ass jokes onstage.

Impersonations might have been cutting edge in Milton Berle’s day - back when stand-up routines still consisted of 80% black jokes.
As it stands now, Luke’s Sammy Davis Jr. / Michael Jackson impersonations are about as fresh as Ed McMahon’s farts.

When is the last time Neal made an audience laugh, except for getting hit with that beer bottle. Guy has no public persona
and is about as interesting as a grapefruit.

Miles Davis asked Luke to tour with him.

Eric Clapton asked Neal to join his band.

Clapton's a blues player who asked Neal when he was a child prodigy playing by ear. Put Neal in a high level jazz group
and he'd go "you guys know 'Red House?'"

Luke wants to do new music, not live in the past.

Toto’s recent musical output sorely contradicts that.

Is TOTO all that Luke does? No. And that's subjective. How many Gens songs on that last tour? And tell me how the title
track of Falling In Between has ANYTHING to do with TOTO IV.

Luke doesn't do only stuff that pays, unlike Neal. Woo hoo Soul Sirkus was a creative outlet until it cost him some
bucks. Suddenly it's done. Luke will come off a world tour, and go blow at a local club, because it's fun and he
enjoys playing the guitar. When Neal comes home, it's all about the lifestyle baby.

[The_Noble_Cause]

Plus [Steve]knows about music, Neal knows NADA about what stuff is called

Neal might not read music, but the guy knows his craft inside and out and, by most accounts, is a veritable guitar guru.
Pile on Neal for treating Jeff like shit, but this mental triathalon you're now running to pin stuff on him is getting ridiculous.

Neal's a really really outstanding rock player. Gurus live in Tibet.

Yup.
Neal is such a musical nincompoop, he has a rack of mock-Gibsons made from old FedEx boxes, rubber bands and scotch tape.
One time on stage I saw him clamp down on a live amplifier wire and violently shake his head side-to-side like a Bull Mastiff with a new favorite chew toy.
He then promptly squatted and took a dump next to the drum kit and kept strumming like nothing had happened.
TOTAL SPED RETARD!

So did Usher.
Who gives a fuck?

You left out the Larry Carlton part. A jazz guitar legend. Sorry U missed the point. Fuck Usher.

I didn’t miss it, I just don’t think any bestowing of accolades by the music establishment is worth noting.
Neal got a Grammy nom for playing on an album all by himself – ALL BY HIMSELF.
Again, really, who gives a fuck?
In an age where Grammys are routinely handed to exalted strippers and glock-toting street hooligans, is receiving one even still an honor?
Even if it was shared with some shriveled old Jazz musician that nobody cares about?

Luke also has a hot wife.

Neal has stacked up a harem's worth of bangin bitches thru the years.

So has Luke. Not just American bitches, but hot models worldwide. Next.

Yeah, and I’m just positive Neal, Jon, Ross, and Deen pass the time on the bus trying out different hand lotions for their nightly circle jerk.
I hear Wednesday is Peach Lavender Age Redefining night.
Those poor millionaire rock stars and their unattended dicks.
Will somebody please pass around the collection plate?

All rockers get ‘tang - that is a universal certainty.

Impersonations might have been cutting edge in Milton Berle’s day - back when stand-up routines still consisted of 80% black jokes.
As it stands now, Luke’s Sammy Davis Jr. / Michael Jackson impersonations are about as fresh as Ed McMahon’s farts.

When is the last time Neal made an audience laugh, except for getting hit with that beer bottle. Guy has no public persona
and is about as interesting as a grapefruit.

If I wanted a burlesque show, I’d go to the Catskills.
Say, part of Luke’s stage act wouldn’t also happen to include magic tricks by any chance?
See, I couldn’t help but notice that his lead singer’s voice miraculously comes and go at will.
I’m telling yah, together with Augeri’s uncanny vocal performance on the last tour, The Amazing Kreskin ain’t got nuthin on these fuckers!

Eric Clapton asked Neal to join his band.

Clapton's a blues player who asked Neal when he was a child prodigy playing by ear. Put Neal in a high level jazz group
and he'd go "you guys know 'Red House?'"

What a silly whore.
Just a week ago, Journey was the best band in the universe.
Now, because of Jeff’s firing, you are willing to go through any number of back-flipping, cellulite-jiggling lengths to depict Neal Schon as some sub-retarded box car hopping hobo.
And next week, after Luke unexpectedly dismisses Bobby, out will come the big guns: Mussolini & Hitler analogies!

Stop wasting everyone’s time with these convenient calculated efforts to shamelessly curry favor with Jeff.
If you want to kiss somebody’s ass who can actually open doors for you, start with your shift manager down at the Waffle Hut.

[Abitaman]

What should he do immediately? GO TO DISNEYWORLD!!!!!

He toured with Disneyworld all last Summer and fall, Mickey and Goofey WERE his best friends-ERIC

[Sassie]

Oh yeah, now is Neal Goofey and Jon Mickey or vice versa?

[Abitaman]

Oh yeah, now is Neal Goofey and Jon Mickey or vice versa?

You got it right-ERIC