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This is what happens when a band gets momentum going and then loses two lead singers within a few years. They bail out, and leave forums like this filled with people ready to post about something. Since there is nothing good to post about, instead of just going home and signing off of our computers until the band reforms - we just post about random bullshit, which can easily go off the deep end. The more we shock ourselves with random off-the-wall insanity, the more we feel alive and part of something bigger than ourselves.

P.S. - Sometimes my brother and I play catch to bring about the same feelings of being alive that this forum brings to us. See my avatar. Gotta go - it's time for my meds.

I hate it when people use the EXIT door to ENTER, then look at you like you are in their way..

piecesofeight wrote:I hate it when people use the EXIT door to ENTER, then look at you like you are in their way..

I hate that too. Did it happen to you today? Just blow it off and move on, it's not worth getting your panties in a knot over.

Does anyone else have any random bullshit to add?

Surgeons who listen to music during operations perform better than those who don't .

Voyager wrote:

piecesofeight wrote:I hate it when people use the EXIT door to ENTER, then look at you like you are in their way..

I hate that too. Did it happen to you today? Just blow it off and move on, it's not worth getting your panties in a knot over.

Does anyone else have any random bullshit to add?

I dont really care for hairstylists who try to sing along with Cher songs, but don't know the lyrics, while holding a sharp instrument next to your head so you cant tell them to shut up.

Voyager wrote:

piecesofeight wrote:I hate it when people use the EXIT door to ENTER, then look at you like you are in their way..

I hate that too. Did it happen to you today? Just blow it off and move on, it's not worth getting your panties in a knot over.

Does anyone else have any random bullshit to add?

Oh for sure. Much bigger things going on in the world. Just chattering, and yes actually it did happen again today amongst some weird things. I guess that's why this thought came to mind. Usually I just blow the small stuff off...but you did say 'bullshit' stuff to add..

Snoop Dogg got busted for smoking weed again.

Voyager wrote:Snoop Dogg got busted for smoking weed again.

OMG - I am so surprised!!!!

Ms_M wrote:Surgeons who listen to music during operations perform better than those who don't .

It should bother you anyway knowing that what they do, they call a "practice"

Starbuck's Double Shots 4 Packs on sale for $4.99, plus buy two get one free, then use a $1.00 of two coupon, then find an extra $5 in the cash tray at the self check out after chekcing out. Total price for 3 four packs of Starbuck's Double Shots $4.00-PRICELESS!
Oh yeah, I don't even drink coffee...

Voyager wrote:

Good F that is one ugly ass..that's not you again is it?

Voyager wrote:

what't the motorcycle for?

piecesofeight wrote:

Voyager wrote:

Good F that is one ugly ass..that's not you again is it?

No, that's Journey's new lead singer after Jeremey is done.

Voyager wrote:

this give new meaning to the expression "tooting your own horn"

Police Hit Man in Genitals With Taser

FORT MYERS BEACH, Fla. (AP) - Police accidentally hit a naked man in the genitals with a Taser after he was caught breaking windows and asking women to touch him, authorities said.

Jeremy J. Miljour, 26, tried to run away when sheriff's deputies approached so one of them shot their Taser, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood. But one of the gun's prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck, Chitwood said.

"The Taser is relatively accurate, but when someone is moving like that, it doesn't matter if you have a Taser, or a pistol. (Officers) can't aim," Chitwood said.

Miljour was treated at a hospital before being taken to the Lee County jail. He was charged with indecent exposure, resisting an officer and criminal damage.

Robber Allegedly Holds Up Bar With Ham Sandwich
(CBS) CHICAGO Move over Hamburglar. Chicago may have its own ham-robber.

Police say a man used what they call a “gun-shaped” object in his attempt to rob a Humboldt Park bar at 1013 N. Western Monday night.

But a tipster tells CBS 2 the weapon was actually a ham sandwich molded into the shape of a gun.

The ham-robber fell on his way out of the bar and was arrested.

Brian Latuszek has been charged with aggravated robbery.

"are you a pot head Focker?"

"Hey Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew"

Voyager wrote:

Fusk, I am harder than an armadillo here!

RockinDeano wrote:

Voyager wrote:

Fusk, I am harder than an armadillo here!

Thanks for that lovely mental image, Deano.

Voyager wrote:Snoop Dogg got busted for smoking weed again.

No!!!! I shocked, SHOCKED!!!!

SteveForever wrote:

Voyager wrote:

this give new meaning to the expression "tooting your own horn"

http://www2.youknowdamnright.org:81/buttplug.mp3

Cussing Preacher:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8MJKmq7phg

Ms_M wrote:Surgeons who listen to music during operations perform better than those who don't .

My brother always plays Steely Dan in the OR.

Voyager wrote:Cussing Preacher:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8MJKmq7phg

That's gotta be a joke. If not...I would hate to be that guy on judgement day.

Sorry,but this is way too funny not to post... I am laughing in tears...Whoever did this....great sound editing skills ..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewghBOX_gU8

Here's to a really bad day!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/27800/

Voyager wrote:Police Hit Man in Genitals With Taser

FORT MYERS BEACH, Fla. (AP) - Police accidentally hit a naked man in the genitals with a Taser after he was caught breaking windows and asking women to touch him, authorities said.

Sounds like a good aim.


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