MR

Please, for the love of
all things sacred in this world,
would somebody, ANYBODY,
please round up Lohan, Paris
and Brit, lock them in
a large cargo-shipping container
and drop them in the deepest region
of any ocean of your choice?!?!?


Lohan popped for
yet another DUI...
And had the white stuff
in her pocket


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19930594/?GT1=10150

Happened right in front of our house at 130AM. Sirens blaring. Awoke to helicopters at 630A hovering toget a look at the princess. Great. Real newsworthy.

hire a driver, and a guy to hold the drugs.. pay them well... NEVER hold your own dope..

Sorry to hear it------thought she had it licked------

Larry King had a great statement after his interview with the esteemed, Ms. Hilton.
He said during one of the commericial breaks he asked her if she voted.
Her response was, "I vote in the Presidential election--every year."
That's funny as hell. Even if there was a Presidential election every year, you'd think she'd be too busy reading the Bible or something.

Jenna wrote:Sorry to hear it------thought she had it licked------

Oh, she had it "licked" alright...

Licked the salt off the margarita glasses.
Licked the coke of the table.
Licked her fingers and did some "Gummers"...

Oh yea, she "licked it" alright

Carlitto H@kk wrote:Please, for the love of
all things sacred in this world,
would somebody, ANYBODY,
please round up Lohan, Paris
and Brit, lock them in
a large cargo-shipping container
and drop them in the deepest region
of any ocean of your choice?!?!?

Gee Carlitto, you sure you don't wanna gather them
up and take em to the desert for your Army buddies
to have some fun with?

Moon Beam wrote:

Carlitto H@kk wrote:Please, for the love of
all things sacred in this world,
would somebody, ANYBODY,
please round up Lohan, Paris
and Brit, lock them in
a large cargo-shipping container
and drop them in the deepest region
of any ocean of your choice?!?!?

Gee Carlitto, you sure you don't wanna gather them
up and take em to the desert for your Army buddies
to have some fun with?

Sure.
Tie 'em up and throw them out
in the middle of no where and use them
for fucking bait

Carlitto H@kk wrote:

Jenna wrote:Sorry to hear it------thought she had it licked------

Oh, she had it "licked" alright...

Licked the salt off the margarita glasses.
Licked the coke of the table.
Licked her fingers and did some "Gummers"...

Oh yea, she "licked it" alright

ok ok ------------I thought wrong--------

Carlitto H@kk wrote:
Sure.
Tie 'em up and throw them out
in the middle of no where and use them
for fucking bait :D

That could be taken two different ways

Jenna wrote:

Carlitto H@kk wrote:

Jenna wrote:Sorry to hear it------thought she had it licked------

Oh, she had it "licked" alright...

Licked the salt off the margarita glasses.
Licked the coke of the table.
Licked her fingers and did some "Gummers"...

Oh yea, she "licked it" alright

ok ok ------------I thought wrong--------

I thought the same thing Jenna. I think our mistake was thinking at all.... about anything..... when it comes to those girls.

RockinDeano wrote:Happened right in front of our house at 130AM. Sirens blaring. Awoke to helicopters at 630A hovering toget a look at the princess. Great. Real newsworthy.

Sounds like you had a real interesting evening.

Seriously, this is NO surprise to me.

Carlitto H@kk wrote:Please, for the love of
all things sacred in this world,
would somebody, ANYBODY,
please round up Lohan, Paris
and Brit, lock them in
a large cargo-shipping container
and drop them in the deepest region
of any ocean of your choice?!?!?


Lohan popped for
yet another DUI...
And had the white stuff
in her pocket


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19930594/?GT1=10150

I'll help nail the lid shut on the cargo container.

Latest news says that she was chasing an Escalade that was being driven by the mother of her former assistant who quit a couple of hours before.

I see a bad made-for-tv-movie in the making here.

Wonder if it will be on "Cops"?

Will we see Deano and Lula waving?



Cat

CatEyes wrote:Esplanade

An esplanade or promenade is a raised walkway area. Although an esplanade can be anywhere, almost all are alongside the sea, a tidal river or other large water body

**edit, she changed this and corrected FAST!!

larryfromnextdoor wrote:

CatEyes wrote:Esplanade

An esplanade or promenade is a raised walkway area. Although an esplanade can be anywhere, almost all are alongside the sea, a tidal river or other large water body

**edit, she changed this and corrected FAST!!

slow brain!! lightnin' fingers!!!

Moon Beam wrote:

Carlitto H@kk wrote:
Sure.
Tie 'em up and throw them out
in the middle of no where and use them
for fucking bait :D

That could be taken two different ways

Indeed it could be...
Do it!!

CatEyes wrote:Latest news says that she was chasing an Escalade that was being driven by the mother of her former assistant who quit a couple of hours before.

I see a bad made-for-tv-movie in the making here.

Wonder if it will be on "Cops"?

Will we see Deano and Lula waving?



Cat

Wouldn't mind seeing them waving, but the rest of this is just STUPID! I mean, at least PRETEND you're going to stay clean for awhile.....

Blue Radio Girl wrote:

Moon Beam wrote:

Carlitto H@kk wrote:
Sure.
Tie 'em up and throw them out
in the middle of no where and use them
for fucking bait :D

That could be taken two different ways

Indeed it could be...
Do it!!

I meant "Bait" to draw out the fuckin' scumbag terrorists
over there but...

While we're Bullshittin' here...
Those 3 deserve a good gang-raping by a bunch of
horney, sweaty, pissed-off Marines!!!
Make them all butt-sore and unable to walk for days!!!
Be about time they "served their Country", right???

Carlitto H@kk wrote:I meant "Bait" to draw out the fuckin' scumbag terrorists
over there but...

While we're Bullshittin' here...
Those 3 deserve a good gang-raping by a bunch of
horney, sweaty, pissed-off Marines!!!
Make them all butt-sore and unable to walk for days!!!
Be about time they "served their Country", right???

Now that's what I call "Rehab"

Blue Radio Girl wrote:

Carlitto H@kk wrote:I meant "Bait" to draw out the fuckin' scumbag terrorists
over there but...

While we're Bullshittin' here...
Those 3 deserve a good gang-raping by a bunch of
horney, sweaty, pissed-off Marines!!!
Make them all butt-sore and unable to walk for days!!!
Be about time they "served their Country", right???

Now that's what I call "Rehab"

That's right!!!
As 'Jay' would say...
"Fuck Them Up Their Fucking Asses!!!"

wow, sad. She needs to move in with a real family and start over with her development.

She obviously missed some key stuff.

bet she's never hiked the Grand Canyon or taken a road trip by herself through the Redwoods, milked a cow, taken a college course, stuff like that.