CatEyes wrote:# Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
# If you can stay calm while all around you there's chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
# Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong 14 times gives you job security.
# Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
# Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
# A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
# Plagiarism saves time.
# Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
# Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
# We waste time, so you don't have to.
# Hang in there, retirement is only 30 years away!
# Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
# A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
# When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
# Indecision is the key to flexibility.
# Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.
Most of these apply everyday in the Dilbert world of my office.
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 10:45 pm