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Yngwie Malmsteen: Super Amazing Guitar God

Postby Art Vandelay » Fri Aug 03, 2007 5:15 am

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Postby conversationpc » Fri Aug 03, 2007 5:16 am

I've got that one in my favorites..."I am your new God, little boys."
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Postby RedWingFan » Fri Aug 03, 2007 5:35 am

Never heard of him!
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Postby larocque6689 » Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:48 am

RaiderFan wrote:Never heard of him!


A lot of amazing clips out there, some with Jeff Scott Soto. He also fits the description of the "asshole guitarist", except he's so amazingly talented he can get away with it.
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Re: Yngwie Malmsteen: Super Amazing Guitar God

Postby *Laura » Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:36 am


:lol: Never get tired of watching this one.I would have loved to hear an "I'll be back"...Terminator style.LOL...
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Postby Marc S » Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:57 am

Wish he'd drop the Blackmore wannabe persona
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Postby larryfromnextdoor » Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:02 am

RaiderFan wrote:Never heard of him!


:lol: i think hes german , or something... :D
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Postby Behshad » Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:11 am

Here's an old Yngwie joke,,,

FIFTY YEARS IN THE FUTURE:

A guitarist dies and is quite please to find that he ends up standing before the pearly gates of Guitar Heaven. St. Peter shows him in, and gives him a guided tour.

"This is Stevie Ray's room here..." says Peter, and the guitarist is saying "Wow! Stevie Ray!"
"And this is Jimi's room..." and the guitarist is totally over the moon.

Finally Peter shows the guitarist to his own room. Before Peter leaves, he says to him, "I have to ask. Is Yngwie here?" Peter shakes his head sadly and says "I'm afraid he went... the "other" way..."

The guitarist is disappointed but goes to his room and tries to get some sleep. He is woken up in the middle of the night by someone playing a really fast harmonic minor lick - and it sounds just like Yngwie. He presses his ear to the wall, and listens more closely. Someone in the next room is playing really fast neo-classical shreds through what sounds very much like a vintage Strat. The guitarist is confused as it sounds so much like Yngwie. The next day he tells Peter that he is almost certain that Yngwie's in the next room.

Peter pulls him to one side, and whispers into his ear, "Shhh.... don't tell anyone. That's God. He thinks he's Yngwie Malmsteen"
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Postby larryfromnextdoor » Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:54 am

:lol: :lol: hahhahahahhaha,,,,,
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Postby larryfromnextdoor » Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:58 am

YJM took a lot of ribbing because he has always come accross as cocky,, when in fact SOME of the
problem was that he didnt understand the english language, nor the english custom of what should
be humble ..ect... ...THIS COULD BE PARADISE, HOLDING YOU HERE BY MY SIDE!!!...bet sir
Soto would know.. :wink:
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Postby Behshad » Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:20 am

larryfromnextdoor wrote:YJM took a lot of ribbing because he has always come accross as cocky,, when in fact SOME of the
problem was that he didnt understand the english language, nor the english custom of what should
be humble ..ect... ...THIS COULD BE PARADISE, HOLDING YOU HERE BY MY SIDE!!!...bet sir
Soto would know.. :wink:



Yngwie, Humble?
Well nowdays maybe.He actually is more humble,,, he is laid back,, and doesnt drink anymore ,,, and plays alot of Tennis with his drummer Patrick.

Here's a sample of Yngwie 10 years ago... recorded live(audio) on a plane, Yngwie and the band were partyin in 1st class, being a bit too loud,.,, and this
asian woman pours a bucket of ice water on Yngwie,,,, hear Yngwie's reaction to that!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6DRn_kHAvso
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Postby larryfromnextdoor » Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:30 pm

Behshad wrote:
larryfromnextdoor wrote:YJM took a lot of ribbing because he has always come accross as cocky,, when in fact SOME of the
problem was that he didnt understand the english language, nor the english custom of what should
be humble ..ect... ...THIS COULD BE PARADISE, HOLDING YOU HERE BY MY SIDE!!!...bet sir
Soto would know.. :wink:



Yngwie, Humble?
Well nowdays maybe.He actually is more humble,,, he is laid back,, and doesnt drink anymore ,,, and plays alot of Tennis with his drummer Patrick.

Here's a sample of Yngwie 10 years ago... recorded live(audio) on a plane, Yngwie and the band were partyin in 1st class, being a bit too loud,.,, and this
asian woman pours a bucket of ice water on Yngwie,,,, hear Yngwie's reaction to that!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6DRn_kHAvso


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Postby JH'sTXfan » Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:33 pm

Behshad wrote:
larryfromnextdoor wrote:YJM took a lot of ribbing because he has always come accross as cocky,, when in fact SOME of the
problem was that he didnt understand the english language, nor the english custom of what should
be humble ..ect... ...THIS COULD BE PARADISE, HOLDING YOU HERE BY MY SIDE!!!...bet sir
Soto would know.. :wink:



Yngwie, Humble?
Well nowdays maybe.He actually is more humble,,, he is laid back,, and doesnt drink anymore ,,, and plays alot of Tennis with his drummer Patrick.

Here's a sample of Yngwie 10 years ago... recorded live(audio) on a plane, Yngwie and the band were partyin in 1st class, being a bit too loud,.,, and this
asian woman pours a bucket of ice water on Yngwie,,,, hear Yngwie's reaction to that!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6DRn_kHAvso


That was definitely in English. 8)
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Postby krmfz » Fri Aug 24, 2007 11:21 am

Has anyone saved a copy of the 'Super Amazing Guitar God' clip? It appears to have been removed, along with a number of other parodies, due to a 'copyright claim'. If anyone could email me one, I'd be eternally obliged.

Many thanks,

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Postby Tracie555 » Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:50 pm

Behshad wrote:

Yngwie, Humble?
Well nowdays maybe.He actually is more humble,,, he is laid back,, and doesnt drink anymore ,,, and plays alot of Tennis with his drummer Patrick.

Here's a sample of Yngwie 10 years ago... recorded live(audio) on a plane, Yngwie and the band were partyin in 1st class, being a bit too loud,.,, and this
asian woman pours a bucket of ice water on Yngwie,,,, hear Yngwie's reaction to that!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6DRn_kHAvso


Ooh Damn it!! It is gone from Youtube??? Do you have a copy of this?? I would love to hear/see it!!! Yngwie is an amazing player, but I have always heard what a total asshole he was :lol:

The last time I saw him perform, I soooo wanted to just give him a water pill for those cheeks :D I couldn't keep track of how many times he wiped his nose in the middle of playing?? It drove me crazy!!! My friends and I have been calling him "cheek sucker" for years. If you ever look at any of the pictures he has had taken, he soooo sucks in those fat cheeks :shock:

If you still have a copy, please send one my way!!

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