Now it's time for Silly Song With Monker, the part of the forum where Monker posts a silly song....
The Yodeling Journey Man Of The Alps
There was a band so long ago, it's memory's but faint
Today, it's not admired (does not inspire) like president or saint
But a singer came from far away to save the afflicted band
To sing a cure (he knew for sure) wouldn't come from another man
Woah...
"This is a song from you poor, sick Journey
Neal's got a fever and is feeling blue
But if I sing to you poor, sick Journey
He will feel better in a day or two
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-lee-eee-ooo
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
Yada-yada yada-yada yad-eee-ooo"
No skeptic could explain just how, nor could one oft rebut
The wonderous deeds that went on in that San Francisco hut
Some would stand in silence while some just scratched their scalps
For the curious ways of the Yodeling Journey Man of the Alps
Woah...
"This is a song for your keyboard guy
He's looking nauseous and a little bit shy
But if I sing for your keyboard guy
He will feel better in a day or two
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-lee-eee-ooo
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
Yada-yada yada-yada yad-eee-ooo"
They hired the dude, their profits flew until one fateful day
When the fans who once liked this band saw this was totaly gay.
The band pondered this awhile, sat back and scratched their scalps, then said: 'fuck you!"
To the fans of the Yodeling Journey man of the Alps
Woah...
"This is a song for fans like you
You look uncomfy, think I'd be too
But if I sing for the fans like you
You will feel better in a day or two
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-lee-eee-ooo
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
Yada-yada yada-yada yad-eee-ooo"
Now the moral of the story, it's the point I hope I've made
When you go a little loopy better keep your singer choice sane
"Yodel-leh-hee
Yodel-leh-hoo
Yodel-odle-odle-aye-de-aye-de-ooo-ooo-ooo"
Oh, some just stood in silence while some just scratched their scalps
For the curious ways of the Yodeling Journey man of the Alps