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This was in my MySpace Bulletin....figured SOME of you would know what they're talkin' about....

Feel free to comment...

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"Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius"

(Reaaaaal Men Of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan.

(Mr. Delusional Michigan Faaaaaan!)

Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly high preseason ranking.

(Clutching at straws!)

Season after season, year after year, you scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when the Wolverines lose to a grossly inferior opponent.

(How'd Northwestern score fifty fouuuuuur?)

Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of National Championships won 40 years before you were born.

(Those were the daaaaaays!)

You will point out that you have more wins than any other program as though that is relevant to the current season.

(Been playing since the 1870s!)

Go on, ignore that home loss to your archrivals in the regular season finale and continue to believe that you'll defeat your bowl opponent with striking ease.

(We'll win by thirteeeeeeey!)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort knowing that when you don't finish in the top 25, you'll be back to number three when the preseason polls come out next year.

(Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan!)

That's the best post you have ever "written."

It is strikingly factual as well. They will be number 3 next year in pre rankings.

tragchk wrote:This was in my MySpace Bulletin....figured SOME of you would know what they're talkin' about....

Feel free to comment...

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"Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius"

(Reaaaaal Men Of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan.

(Mr. Delusional Michigan Faaaaaan!)

Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly high preseason ranking.

(Clutching at straws!)

Season after season, year after year, you scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when the Wolverines lose to a grossly inferior opponent.

(How'd Northwestern score fifty fouuuuuur?)

Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of National Championships won 40 years before you were born.

(Those were the daaaaaays!)

You will point out that you have more wins than any other program as though that is relevant to the current season.

(Been playing since the 1870s!)

Go on, ignore that home loss to your archrivals in the regular season finale and continue to believe that you'll defeat your bowl opponent with striking ease.

(We'll win by thirteeeeeeey!)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort knowing that when you don't finish in the top 25, you'll be back to number three when the preseason polls come out next year.

(Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan!)

As both a Dave Bickler and OSU fan I salute you!

Most excellent!

Sincerely,

Mr. Delusional U.T. fan.

Now if only they would do one of those bud light commercials for all of the delusional Perry loons that still for some reason think he will ever rejoin Journey. That would be excellent



Oh and by the way PSU national champs 2007 (Yeah I said it, fuck you Dean )

Never been a Penn State fan, but it sure was fun watching them spank Notre Dame .

Unfortunately, I am just awaiting our thrashing by Florida next Saturday

ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!!

Why would any school's catch phrase be something that guys say about their girlfriends when they are on their period? "Yup the crimson tide is running through my house"

chf34jmac wrote:Why would any school's catch phrase be something that guys say about their girlfriends when they are on their period? "Yup the crimson tide is running through my house"

Only you and your inferior mind would think of that!~
It's not worth a comment...
we'll settle it on the field!

Inferior mind? I think not.

I will not support the Florida State Seminoles either. Can't support a team with semen anywhere in the name. (Yes smart ass I do know there is a spelling difference)

chf34jmac wrote:Inferior mind? I think not.

I will not support the Florida State Seminoles either. Can't support a team with semen anywhere in the name. (Yes smart ass I do know there is a spelling difference)

If you're trying to pick a fight, it won't work, you're not worth the time.

Give me a fuckin break - Lighten up! What a friggin tight ass. All in fun Jesus Christ!

chf34jmac wrote:Inferior mind? I think not.

I will not support the Florida State Seminoles either. Can't support a team with semen anywhere in the name. (Yes smart ass I do know there is a spelling difference)

What a real jerk you are. And as Cindy as said we will NOT fight that is done on the field. ROLL TIDE

And i like the Seminoles too.

Here, since I apparently have two tight asses not wanting anyone to poke fun at team names or catch phrases.

I present the beginnings of the Bud Light Journey commercial.

Real Men of genius
Today we salute you Mr. original Journey rock band member

(Mr. original rock band member guy)

You run through members like Tijuana water through a digestive tract.

(out of my way, I have to use the shitter)

Bouncing from singer to singer, you somehow manage to keep a fanbse.

(Boy Frig and Fro, your fans sure are dumbfucks)

Playing them the same 12 songs night after night for the last 8 years

(OHHHH - You guys are so creative)

chf34jmac wrote:Here, since I apparently have two tight asses not wanting anyone to poke fun at team names or catch phrases.

I present the beginnings of the Bud Light Journey commercial.

Real Men of genius
Today we salute you Mr. original Journey rock band member

(Mr. original rock band member guy)

You run through members like Tijuana water through a digestive tract.

(out of my way, I have to use the shitter)

Bouncing from singer to singer, you somehow manage to keep a fanbse.

(Boy Frig and Fro, your fans sure are dumbfucks)

Playing them the same 12 songs night after night for the last 8 years

(OHHHH - You guys are so creative)

I'm not upset about you making fun of my team, hell, everyone does it,
but, did you have to refer to a woman's period?

sindee67 wrote:

chf34jmac wrote:Here, since I apparently have two tight asses not wanting anyone to poke fun at team names or catch phrases.

I present the beginnings of the Bud Light Journey commercial.

Real Men of genius
Today we salute you Mr. original Journey rock band member

(Mr. original rock band member guy)

You run through members like Tijuana water through a digestive tract.

(out of my way, I have to use the shitter)

Bouncing from singer to singer, you somehow manage to keep a fanbse.

(Boy Frig and Fro, your fans sure are dumbfucks)

Playing them the same 12 songs night after night for the last 8 years

(OHHHH - You guys are so creative)

I'm not upset about you making fun of my team, hell, everyone does it,
but, did you have to refer to a woman's period?

AMEN SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!

Perry86fan wrote:

chf34jmac wrote:Inferior mind? I think not.

I will not support the Florida State Seminoles either. Can't support a team with semen anywhere in the name. (Yes smart ass I do know there is a spelling difference)

What a real jerk you are. And as Cindy as said we will NOT fight that is done on the field. ROLL TIDE

And i like the Seminoles too.

It's called running smack. If you can't take a little poking, then you shouldn't poke.

By the way, FSU sucks. Bama sucks. Find new teams. It would be nice if people would root for their ALUMNI's.

No see they're both whining because I said the "P" word in a public forum.

Rockindeano wrote:

Perry86fan wrote:

chf34jmac wrote:Inferior mind? I think not.

I will not support the Florida State Seminoles either. Can't support a team with semen anywhere in the name. (Yes smart ass I do know there is a spelling difference)

What a real jerk you are. And as Cindy as said we will NOT fight that is done on the field. ROLL TIDE

And i like the Seminoles too.

It's called running smack. If you can't take a little poking, then you shouldn't poke.

By the way, FSU sucks. Bama sucks. Find new teams. It would be nice if people would root for their ALUMNI's.

Go screw yourself

I don't know anything about College football at all....so how about them Giants......

sindee67 wrote:GUYS!!!
IT'S GROSS!!!!!
But then again so is WASHINGTON STATE

Yeah, put down a school with superior academics and a better football program than, gasp! Alabama.

Perry86fan wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:

Perry86fan wrote:

chf34jmac wrote:Inferior mind? I think not.

I will not support the Florida State Seminoles either. Can't support a team with semen anywhere in the name. (Yes smart ass I do know there is a spelling difference)

What a real jerk you are. And as Cindy as said we will NOT fight that is done on the field. ROLL TIDE

And i like the Seminoles too.

It's called running smack. If you can't take a little poking, then you shouldn't poke.

By the way, FSU sucks. Bama sucks. Find new teams. It would be nice if people would root for their ALUMNI's.

Go screw yourself

OUCH!

chf34jmac wrote:No see they're both whining because I said the "P" word in a public forum.

What sick jokes you have jerk

ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!

Why aren't you dogging UNIVERSITY OF INDIANA, BUTLER, OR OH GASP!!! WASHINGTON STATE! ?

You really don't want to do this with me. Do you? I'm game for a rumble if that's what you want. Do yourself a favor, assume I'm a jerk and let it go at that. Keep poking me and I will fuck you up verbally the likes of which you have never experienced. Even from Dean. There Andrew, she's been warned. I will not be held responsible if she keeps it going from this point forward. I spoke my peace and I respect you wanting a quiet weekend, so I will now let it go.

chf34jmac wrote:You really don't want to do this with me. Do you? I'm game for a rumble if that's what you want. Do yourself a favor, assume I'm a jerk and let it go at that. Keep poking me and I will fuck you up verbally the likes of which you have never experienced. Even from Dean. There Andrew, she's been warned. I will not be held responsible if she keeps it going from this point forward. I spoke my peace and I respect you wanting a quiet weekend, so I will now let it go.

Oh lighten up, we're just poking fun!