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So this guy is in a bar and gets talking to an extremely attractive lady who admits to being 57 years old. He doesnt care tho cos she is hot and has big funbags.......anyway - as they leave she asks him if he has ever had a mother/daughter 3some to which he says no. She smiles and says well honey you are in for the time of your life tonite! She opens the front door to her apartment and shouts........MOM, you awake?............................

Gordon from Edinburgh wrote:So this guy is in a bar and gets talking to an extremely attractive lady who admits to being 57 years old. He doesnt care tho cos she is hot and has big funbags.......anyway - as they leave she asks him if he has ever had a mother/daughter 3some to which he says no. She smiles and says well honey you are in for the time of your life tonite! She opens the front door to her apartment and shouts........MOM, you awake?............................

hmmmm...that could be fun

Saint John wrote:

Gordon from Edinburgh wrote:So this guy is in a bar and gets talking to an extremely attractive lady who admits to being 57 years old. He doesnt care tho cos she is hot and has big funbags.......anyway - as they leave she asks him if he has ever had a mother/daughter 3some to which he says no. She smiles and says well honey you are in for the time of your life tonite! She opens the front door to her apartment and shouts........MOM, you awake?............................

hmmmm...that could be fun

SJ....you are a sick fucker - in the nicest possible way dude..............

I was hard reading the title...Now very much deflated.

Thanks you asshole Limey!

Rockindeano wrote:I was hard reading the title...Now very much deflated.

Thanks you asshole Limey!

Hey! Fuck off with the limey shit - thats for the english - i am Scottish and fucking proud of it - - Deano - if i ever meet you - your liver better be ready for a real drinking sesh - Smirnoff, jack, good scottish whisky, beer - you name it.....

I like that joke.

Gordon from Edinburgh wrote:So this guy is in a bar and gets talking to an extremely attractive lady who admits to being 57 years old. He doesnt care tho cos she is hot and has big funbags.......anyway - as they leave she asks him if he has ever had a mother/daughter 3some to which he says no. She smiles and says well honey you are in for the time of your life tonite! She opens the front door to her apartment and shouts........MOM, you awake?............................

from american pie the last one... yuo mother fucker, well, you grand mother fucker...

that was hilarious!!!

Gordon, aren't you coming out here next week? Dude, come to LA and hang...Let's destroy our livers together, on Yukon Jack, or Grey Goose; Hell, Jaegermeister is liquid vicodin...awesome stuff.