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Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:39 pm**

For some reason I thought of this post from the summer. I was laughing and crying almost got in trouble at work....It's classic. Everyone needs to read it.

Saint John wrote:
Maro wrote:
RockinDeano wrote:No, I haven't listened to Bolton's CD's...Don't have to. he is pure shit. So is Nelson, Winger, Starship, Hugo and Asia.

Croatia? Complete and dire shithole. They have computers there?

Ok, good thing that I saved my last years response to you about Croatia. Andrew deleted that topic last year...
For your information, here are couple of info on Croats...

Most important contributions from Croats to western civilization:
- the greatest influence on modern civilization made Croatian born Serb Nikola Tesla with his many inventions who are directly responsible for stellar development of technology in 20th century... you won't have a computer or internet now without his inventions...
- neckties (first came from Croatian mercenaries in service of french king Louis XIII)
- parachutes (inventor Faust Vrancic made a sketch of first parachute in 1595 and first known test of parachute in 1617)
- speedometer (inventor Josip Belusic invented it in 1888) - important part of cars...
- pencils (Croatian resident Slavoljub Eduard Penkala in 1906 and 1907)

With the exception of Mili Matijevic from Steelheart, I am COMPLETELY unimpressed. The pencil? Big fuckin' deal. The parachute? Whoa, can't live without that. You should stand on a chair, wrap a necktie firmly around your neck, jam a pencil through your left eye, step off the chair, pull open your parachute, and use a speedometer to gauge your speed. Tell us how that works out for you.

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:44 pm**

I aint gonna lie...I'm flattered. :lol:

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:45 pm**

That is pretty stinkin' funny!!!!!

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:48 pm**

Dan's a rockstar, ya'll. :lol:

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:55 pm**

Oh the visual..... :shock:

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:06 pm**

Someone should keep track of classic posts like this, for the TOP ten posts of 2007 end of the year

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:10 pm**

Behshad wrote:Someone should keep track of classic posts like this, for the TOP ten posts of 2007 end of the year

It looks like maybe RaiderFan is! :roll:

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:11 pm**

That is funny as shit, SJ.
Don't you just love when people leave the door WIDE open like that?
I sure as hell do. Sometimes it's just toooo easy. Excellent post.

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:12 pm**

bluejeangirl76 wrote:That is funny as shit, SJ.
Don't you just love when people leave the door WIDE open like that?
I sure as hell do. Sometimes it's just toooo easy. Excellent post.

Another chick I'd marry without ever having seen her. :lol:

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:13 pm**

bluejeangirl76 wrote:That is funny as shit, SJ.
Don't you just love when people leave the door WIDE open like that?
I sure as hell do. Sometimes it's just toooo easy. Excellent post.

hey now,,,,no one left it wide open,,, and it was NOT toooo easy,,,,none of us couldve come up with something like that!!
It may seem easy NOW, once you read it,,, but its a master piece when you think about how Dan put it all together !

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:14 pm**

Behshad wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:That is funny as shit, SJ.
Don't you just love when people leave the door WIDE open like that?
I sure as hell do. Sometimes it's just toooo easy. Excellent post.

hey now,,,,no one left it wide open,,, and it was NOT toooo easy,,,,none of us couldve come up with something like that!!
It may seem easy NOW, once you read it,,, but its a master piece when you think about how Dan put it all together !

I LOVE Behshad. Dude is a cool cat. Met him and verified it.

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:17 pm**

You better watch it fucker,my last name is Winger,i got my eye on you

Saint John wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:That is funny as shit, SJ.
Don't you just love when people leave the door WIDE open like that?
I sure as hell do. Sometimes it's just toooo easy. Excellent post.

Another chick I'd marry without ever having seen her.

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:17 pm**

Behshad wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:That is funny as shit, SJ.
Don't you just love when people leave the door WIDE open like that?
I sure as hell do. Sometimes it's just toooo easy. Excellent post.

hey now,,,,no one left it wide open,,, and it was NOT toooo easy,,,,none of us couldve come up with something like that!!
It may seem easy NOW, once you read it,,, but its a master piece when you think about how Dan put it all together !

Seemed wide open to me because that's my kind of humor and sounds like something I might say, that's all I meant.
And yes it absolutely was a masterpiece how he put it together. Very funny.