MR

We're ready to rock dude.

Thieved it from our apartment complex: Ludogg NOT amused.

I think I'm scared to know

pull over till the ludes wear off.....

Who is coordinated enough to hold an extinguisher and a camera at the same time?

Rhiannon wrote:Who is coordinated enough to hold an extinguisher and a camera at the same time?

St John and are planning a vacation in a Southern California Jail somewhere.

Rockindeano wrote:

Rhiannon wrote:Who is coordinated enough to hold an extinguisher and a camera at the same time?

St John and are planning a vacation in a Southern California Jail somewhere.

Oh, now it all makes sense

Aren't you afraid of ending up cellmates with some tranny she-male from skid row?

Be afraid, be very afraid.......

Rhiannon wrote:Who is coordinated enough to hold an extinguisher and a camera at the same time?

Dan can pull the trigger, I can film it, and Hell, we'll get Soto to drive

Rockindeano wrote:

Rhiannon wrote:Who is coordinated enough to hold an extinguisher and a camera at the same time?

Dan can pull the trigger, I can film it, and Hell, we'll get Soto to drive

Beautiful plan... a drive-by hosing.

Deb wrote:Be afraid, be very afraid.......

I know these 2. Yes be VERY afraid.

Just woke up and this is exactly what everyone should start their day with.....laughter and the visual imagery of soon to be California chaos. Start accumumlating addresses, Dean.

I saw what you posted and deleted I think you may end up on an episode of "COPS" instead though

don't call me to bail your sorry asses out

Lula wrote:don't call me to bail your sorry asses out

We want to go to jail.

Guess I'm not invited.

j/k

AR wrote:Guess I'm not invited.

j/k

Ed, like Steve Perry, you have an "open invitation" to join us at any time.

Addresses? Dan, my plan had to do with homeless people. I am sick of these lazy bastards approaching me for change and cigarettes. I concocted this plan last week after these stragglers asked me one time too many for spare change.


However, spraying has been rockers and actors is even more tempting.

We can do a circuitous routing..

First up, Kevin Cronin's crib. I know where this high pitched limp wristed cocksucker lives. We'll nail him when he is down at Blockbuster renting Steel Magnolias, , then refuel(Kool Aid) at Safeway. Then we can complete the REO daily double, by nailing Ricrath as he picks through the garbage bins of Lampost Pizza. He is homeless or close to it...After dousing him, we can shoot over to Eddie Money's neighbourhood. He has nothing going on but lines of blow. After saturating Money, we can head back to Santa Monica. A lot of freaks live here. Jeff Bridges and Keifer are here for the picking, not to mention that old hag Zsa Zsa Gabor. I would love to spray her down and watch her melt like that green witch in Wizard of Oz.

Rockindeano wrote:Addresses? Dan, my plan had to do with homeless people. I am sick of these lazy bastards approaching me for change and cigarettes. I concocted this plan last week after these stragglers asked me one time too many for spare change.


However, spraying has been rockers and actors is even more tempting.

We can do a circuitous routing..

First up, Kevin Cronin's crib. I know where this high pitched limp wristed cocksucker lives. We'll nail him when he is down at Blockbuster renting Steel Magnolias, , then refuel(Kool Aid) at Safeway. Then we can complete the REO daily double, by nailing Ricrath as he picks through the garbage bins of Lampost Pizza. He is homeless or close to it...After dousing him, we can shoot over to Eddie Money's neighbourhood. He has nothing going on but lines of blow. After saturating Money, we can head back to Santa Monica. A lot of freaks live here. Jeff Bridges and Keifer are here for the picking, not to mention that old hag Zsa Zsa Gabor. I would love to spray her down and watch her melt like that green witch in Wizard of Oz.

Thanks, I needed the laugh. I'm in. Any of the Depeche Mode weirdos live around you?

Rockindeano wrote:First up, Kevin Cronin's crib. I know where this high pitched limp wristed cocksucker lives. We'll nail him when he is down at Blockbuster renting Steel Magnolias, , then refuel(Kool Aid) at Safeway. Then we can complete the REO daily double, by nailing Ricrath as he picks through the garbage bins of Lampost Pizza. He is homeless or close to it....

Leave Richrath alone, and give KC a double dose. He deserves it for screwing up REO. Richrath was everything that was right about "guitar" rock!

Rockindeano wrote: Jeff Bridges and Keifer are here for the picking, not to mention that old hag Zsa Zsa Gabor. I would love to spray her down and watch her melt like that green witch in Wizard of Oz.

You leave Keifer alone!

Rockindeano wrote:Addresses? Dan, my plan had to do with homeless people. I am sick of these lazy bastards approaching me for change and cigarettes. I concocted this plan last week after these stragglers asked me one time too many for spare change.


However, spraying has been rockers and actors is even more tempting.

We can do a circuitous routing..

First up, Kevin Cronin's crib. I know where this high pitched limp wristed cocksucker lives. We'll nail him when he is down at Blockbuster renting Steel Magnolias, , then refuel(Kool Aid) at Safeway. Then we can complete the REO daily double, by nailing Ricrath as he picks through the garbage bins of Lampost Pizza. He is homeless or close to it...After dousing him, we can shoot over to Eddie Money's neighbourhood. He has nothing going on but lines of blow. After saturating Money, we can head back to Santa Monica. A lot of freaks live here. Jeff Bridges and Keifer are here for the picking, not to mention that old hag Zsa Zsa Gabor. I would love to spray her down and watch her melt like that green witch in Wizard of Oz.

Bwahahahaha.....narf warning!!


..Dude, this is some of the funniest shit I've seen you post in a good long time! Welcome back!!!

strangegrey wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:Addresses? Dan, my plan had to do with homeless people. I am sick of these lazy bastards approaching me for change and cigarettes. I concocted this plan last week after these stragglers asked me one time too many for spare change.


However, spraying has been rockers and actors is even more tempting.

We can do a circuitous routing..

First up, Kevin Cronin's crib. I know where this high pitched limp wristed cocksucker lives. We'll nail him when he is down at Blockbuster renting Steel Magnolias, , then refuel(Kool Aid) at Safeway. Then we can complete the REO daily double, by nailing Ricrath as he picks through the garbage bins of Lampost Pizza. He is homeless or close to it...After dousing him, we can shoot over to Eddie Money's neighbourhood. He has nothing going on but lines of blow. After saturating Money, we can head back to Santa Monica. A lot of freaks live here. Jeff Bridges and Keifer are here for the picking, not to mention that old hag Zsa Zsa Gabor. I would love to spray her down and watch her melt like that green witch in Wizard of Oz.

Bwahahahaha.....narf warning!!


..Dude, this is some of the funniest shit I've seen you post in a good long time! Welcome back!!!

Yep. Dean is back on his game!

Saint John wrote:

Thanks, I needed the laugh. I'm in. Any of the Depeche Mode weirdos live around you?

Those Eurofags need a good Kool aid shower. Hate those drag queens.

By the way, I am not joking dude. This is going to happen.

AR wrote:
Yep. Dean is back on his game!

Yeah, at least until it gets to sunrise Down Under.

Rockindeano wrote:First up, Kevin Cronin's crib. I know where this high pitched limp wristed cocksucker lives. We'll nail him when he is down at Blockbuster renting Steel Magnolias, , then refuel(Kool Aid) at Safeway. Then we can complete the REO daily double, by nailing Ricrath as he picks through the garbage bins of Lampost Pizza. He is homeless or close to it...After dousing him, we can shoot over to Eddie Money's neighbourhood. He has nothing going on but lines of blow. After saturating Money, we can head back to Santa Monica. A lot of freaks live here. Jeff Bridges and Keifer are here for the picking, not to mention that old hag Zsa Zsa Gabor. I would love to spray her down and watch her melt like that green witch in Wizard of Oz.

Son of a bitch. I was eating tortilla soup. WAS being the key word.
CHOKING being the new word. Thanks a crapload.

Rockindeano wrote:

AR wrote:
Yep. Dean is back on his game!

Yeah, at least until it gets to sunrise Down Under.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tell me about it bro.

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:First up, Kevin Cronin's crib. I know where this high pitched limp wristed cocksucker lives. We'll nail him when he is down at Blockbuster renting Steel Magnolias, , then refuel(Kool Aid) at Safeway. Then we can complete the REO daily double, by nailing Ricrath as he picks through the garbage bins of Lampost Pizza. He is homeless or close to it...After dousing him, we can shoot over to Eddie Money's neighbourhood. He has nothing going on but lines of blow. After saturating Money, we can head back to Santa Monica. A lot of freaks live here. Jeff Bridges and Keifer are here for the picking, not to mention that old hag Zsa Zsa Gabor. I would love to spray her down and watch her melt like that green witch in Wizard of Oz.

Son of a bitch. I was eating tortilla soup. WAS being the key word.
CHOKING being the new word. Thanks a crapload.

1) Are you Mexican?
2) Are you hot?

Saint John wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:First up, Kevin Cronin's crib. I know where this high pitched limp wristed cocksucker lives. We'll nail him when he is down at Blockbuster renting Steel Magnolias, , then refuel(Kool Aid) at Safeway. Then we can complete the REO daily double, by nailing Ricrath as he picks through the garbage bins of Lampost Pizza. He is homeless or close to it...After dousing him, we can shoot over to Eddie Money's neighbourhood. He has nothing going on but lines of blow. After saturating Money, we can head back to Santa Monica. A lot of freaks live here. Jeff Bridges and Keifer are here for the picking, not to mention that old hag Zsa Zsa Gabor. I would love to spray her down and watch her melt like that green witch in Wizard of Oz.

Son of a bitch. I was eating tortilla soup. WAS being the key word.
CHOKING being the new word. Thanks a crapload.

1) Are you Mexican?
2) Are you hot?

1) No.
2) Yes.

Saint John wrote:

Lula wrote:don't call me to bail your sorry asses out

We want to go to jail.

I don't even want to ask...