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A Day in the Life of McNeice (Part 1)

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:47 am
by Rockindeano
Andrew McNeice, Godfather of Rock n Roll Journalism, well, the wireless kind anyway, resides Down Under, on the small island of Tasmania, off the southern tip of Australia. Nestled into a corner of his house is the office, a getaway of sorts for the Man behind the avatar...the enforcement avatar that is. See, Andrew wears a rack of hats. Since he owns his own Public Website, he must wear the hats of News coordinator, story teller, concert reviewer, contact us dept, interviewer, and last but certainly not least, public message board Moderator. Now, before you think moderator doesn't possess any in depth skill, think again. In the Melodicrock.com stable of message boards, 58 in all, one and only one of those stand out; some say a jewel, many others say it resembles that of a real stinker. We are talking about the Journey Board of course. An eclectic group of people spanning the globe from Calgary to England, and Tasmania to Los Angeles. Many different colouful folks make up the place and much, if not most of the time, there is something brewing on Melodicrock.com's Journey Board.

Awakening at 630AM Kangaroo time, Andrew wavers down the hall and out to the driveway to retrieve the newspaper, and hustles nonstop, back into the house and straight into the shitter. He pours over last night's NHL scores :roll: Taking too much time on the crapper, He blows off the shower like a Euro, and gets dressed and heads to the Office. He sits down in his throne and says a little prayer:

"Dear God, please I ask of you, don't let the Journey Board be in shambles. I sent AR and Deano on holiday(gay term for suspension), so that should help, right God? I cut HOTS off and hopefully St John didn't post last night drunk. Thank you God"

The computer boots up and it's showtime. What to do? goes through Mac's brain. Check email from the USA? Maybe it's JSS or Neal Schon? Naw, Neal would never email him back in a timely fashion. Perhaps one of those hair band bassists would return an email. After all, who gives a shit about some Euro hair bassist? Maybe he should finish writing that review from the Dokken show that took place at King Edwards Fish and Chips in South Hampton? Or maybe, no definitely, he should go straight to the Journey board. One can literally see the flames emanating from the screen as the page loads. It's hot in there, real hot.

"Fuck off HOTS! You skanky whore" writes a certain poster from a western state. Eyes roll and calmness departs. Andrew has now arrived and more importantly, has woken up. The Journey board resembles New York City...it NEVER sleeps. Once logged on, he sees his moderator class name highlighted in red. You would think chatter and fired up diatribes would quiet themselves but to Andrew's horror, they don't. In fact, they intensify. His presence only fuels the situation. He looks up and sees he has 46 Private Messages and most of the titles name a certain Deano and angry in the title, while some include the names AR and St John. Back on the Board, some moronic poster is complaining of the lack of cultural understanding and wants answers. St John gave him one. "Fuck you." Andrew needed something to combat the early morning squabbles. He headed for the fridge and grabbed a cold one. Yes, a cold beer at 743AM. After downing his brew, he posts an auto response entitled, "The next person who hurls abuse" and was received by the newbies as a toneful disciplinarian move, while the veteran posters all laughed in unison. Upon further reading, AR has told anyone who would listen what Arnel Pineda's meal of choice is, Neal Schon's height or lack therof, Strangerey has written about his complete disgust of Neal Schon and Jon Cain, Scarab Gator has been cheerleading, Moonbeam has been talking in a language no one understands, St John has reported his alcohol intake for the last minute, hour and day, Red13 JoePa has spoken in broken code about something, Nealisgod posted another NFL thread, Liam has talked up the Dallas Cowboys, yet again, Angie won't change the purple ink, larry from next door wont use caps or punctuation, Abitaman still can't spel, Rick has pledged allegiance to his union, Raiderfan and conversationpc have copied and pasted the GOP talking points for the day, OhSherrie has once again told them they were full of shit, Cyndy remarked on the beauty of San Francisco, Deb commented how bad her hometown hockey team is, Treetopovoska is myopic, Rhiannon wants to fuck with someone, and Granny wants a good hard...you know :wink:

Another hour in the life of the Journey Board. It will, like it's name, evolve in the latter half of the day.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:53 am
by Rhiannon
Wow, it's almost like the Night Before Christmas, MR Style. Dean, you're... well, you. Crazy fucker. :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:54 am
by Behshad
Great imagination you got there Dean. Not only does it help us to understand what goes on inside Drews head, but it also gives us a more clear picture on what goes on inside of yours! 8)

Re: A Day in the Life of McNeice (Part 1)

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:54 am
by lights1961
Rockindeano wrote:Andrew McNeice, Godfather of Rock n Roll Journalism, well, the wireless kind anyway, resides Down Under, on the small island of Tasmania, off the southern tip of Australia. Nestled into a corner of his house is the office, a getaway of sorts for the Man behind the avatar...the enforcement avatar that is. See, Andrew wears a rack of hats. Since he owns his own Public Website, he must wear the hats of News coordinator, story teller, concert reviewer, contact us dept, interviewer, and last but certainly not least, public message board Moderator. Now, before you think moderator doesn't possess any in depth skill, think again. In the Melodicrock.com stable of message boards, 58 in all, one and only one of those stand out; some say a jewel, many others say it resembles that of a real stinker. We are talking about the Journey Board of course. An eclectic group of people spanning the globe from Calgary to England, and Tasmania to Los Angeles. Many different colouful folks make up the place and much, if not most of the time, there is something brewing on Melodicrock.com's Journey Board.

Awakening at 630AM Kangaroo time, Andrew wavers down the hall and out to the driveway to retrieve the newspaper, and hustles nonstop, back into the house and straight into the shitter. He pours over last night's NHL scores :roll: Taking too much time on the crapper, He blows off the shower like a Euro, and gets dressed and heads to the Office. He sits down in his throne and says a little prayer:

"Dear God, please I ask of you, don't let the Journey Board be in shambles. I sent AR and Deano on holiday(gay term for suspension), so that should help, right God? I cut HOTS off and hopefully St John didn't post last night drunk. Thank you God"

The computer boots up and it's showtime. What to do? goes through Mac's brain. Check email from the USA? Maybe it's JSS or Neal Schon? Naw, Neal would never email him back in a timely fashion. Perhaps one of those hair band bassists would return an email. After all, who gives a shit about some Euro hair bassist? Maybe he should finish writing that review from the Dokken show that took place at King Edwards Fish and Chips in South Hampton? Or maybe, no definitely, he should go straight to the Journey board. One can literally see the flames emanating from the screen as the page loads. It's hot in there, real hot.

"Fuck off HOTS! You skanky whore" writes a certain poster from a western state. Eyes roll and calmness departs. Andrew has now arrived and more importantly, has woken up. The Journey board resembles New York City...it NEVER sleeps. Once logged on, he sees his moderator class name highlighted in red. You would think chatter and fired up diatribes would quiet themselves but to Andrew's horror, they don't. In fact, they intensify. His presence only fuels the situation. He looks up and sees he has 46 Private Messages and most of the titles name a certain Deano and angry in the title, while some include the names AR and St John. Back on the Board, some moronic poster is complaining of the lack of cultural understanding and wants answers. St John gave him one. "Fuck you." Andrew needed something to combat the early morning squabbles. He headed for the fridge and grabbed a cold one. Yes, a cold beer at 743AM. After downing his brew, he posts an auto response entitled, "The next person who hurls abuse" and was received by the newbies as a toneful disciplinarian move, while the veteran posters all laughed in unison. Upon further reading, AR has told anyone who would listen what Arnel Pineda's meal of choice is, Neal Schon's height or lack therof, Strangerey has written about his complete disgust of Neal Schon and Jon Cain, Scarab Gator has been cheerleading, Moonbeam has been talking in a language no one understands, St John has reported his alcohol intake for the last minute, hour and day, Red13 JoePa has spoken in broken code about something, Nealisgod posted another NFL thread, Liam has talked up the Dallas Cowboys, tet again, Angie won't change the purple ink, larry from next door wont use caps or punctuation, Abitaman still can't spel, Rick has pledged allegiance to his union, Raiderfan and conversationpc have copied and pasted the GOP talking points for the day, OhSherrie has once again told them they were full of shit, Cyndy remarked on the beauty of San Francisco, Deb commented how bad her hometown hockey team is, Treetopovoska is myopic, Rhiannon wants to fuck with someone, and Granny wants a good hard...you know :wink:

Another hour in the life of the Journey Board. It will, like it's name, evolve in the latter half of the day.


creative writing 101 has emerged with deano getting an A+ that was some funny irrelevent crap that was written...
but true nontheless.

Rick

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:55 am
by RedWingFan
:lol: King Edward's Fish and Chips :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:01 am
by StevePerryHair
:lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:03 am
by Saint John
RaiderFan wrote::lol: King Edward's Fish and Chips :lol:


That one specifically had me in tears. This description is so spot on it's not even funny. I would have only added the amount of aspirin and Pepto Bismol the poor Aussie goes through. His stomach has to have more holes than Randy Johnson's face.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:11 am
by Melissa
:lol: :lol:

Can't wait to read Part 2, lol.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:13 am
by bluejeangirl76
Saint John wrote:
RaiderFan wrote::lol: King Edward's Fish and Chips :lol:


That one specifically had me in tears. This description is so spot one it's not even funny. I would have only added the amount of aspirin and Pepto Bismol the poor Aussie goes through. His stomach has to have more holes than Randy Johnson's face.


That's friggin' funny.

Randy Johnson = fuuuuugly :shock:

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:32 am
by Deb
Funny stuff Dean! Image

Almost as funny as that Journey tour adventure you wrote over a year ago using the cast of characters from here, that was hilarious. For the life of me I can't find it in a search. :?

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:43 am
by AR
That might be the funniest post in MR history.

Re: A Day in the Life of McNeice (Part 1)

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:55 am
by Andrew
Rockindeano wrote:Andrew McNeice, Godfather of Rock n Roll Journalism, well, the wireless kind anyway, resides Down Under, on the small island of Tasmania, off the southern tip of Australia. Nestled into a corner of his house is the office, a getaway of sorts for the Man behind the avatar...the enforcement avatar that is.

Another hour in the life of the Journey Board. It will, like it's name, evolve in the latter half of the day.



Post of the MONTH :)
Maybe the year...

Thank you Deano...surprisingly accurate! Where is that secret webcam in my office?

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:57 am
by Blondie
That was hilarious Dean! I needed a good laugh today, thanks! (sorry, Andrew) :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:00 am
by Rockindeano
I am diligently working on chapter 5...A True Fucking Machine: In the Bedroom with Andrew McNeice

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:01 am
by Rhiannon
Rockindeano wrote:I am diligently working on chapter 5...A True Fucking Machine: In the Bedroom with Andrew McNeice


Based on... your own experiences?? :shock: :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:01 am
by StevePerryHair
Rockindeano wrote:I am diligently working on chapter 5...A True Fucking Machine: In the Bedroom with Andrew McNeice


OH NO :shock:

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:02 am
by AR
StevePerryHair wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:I am diligently working on chapter 5...A True Fucking Machine: In the Bedroom with Andrew McNeice


OH NO :shock:


OH YES!

:lol:

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:03 am
by Deb
Ah ha! Found out....... :lol:

Grey Goose Chronicles. JSS and Pals- Opens!

As they walked to their motorcoaches, they were exhausted from tonights' show. Beautiful Concord, CA provided the backdrop and the hometown of journey provided the love.

JSS strolled unattached except by his beautiful wife, and he seemed content on getting into the bus getting some. Almost there, he thought, where is the herd? Boom! Boom! Boom! Uh oh. That vibration...That feel of an earthquake but it really wasn;t a earthquake. Jeffie knew that sound. One glance over his 6'3" frame and he was toast. There they were. All of em..

Goddammit! he thought to himself. He couldn't just run. He would be slammed on Back Talk, the ever present Journey website.
Fuck, I have to meet these overweight hippos.

JSS: Hi all! (Jesus, hurry up you fat slobs)

However, JSS was lucky. The security guard made the crowd go around Jeffies bus and thank goodness Ross was over there. The herd attached itself to Ross, who knew it was his turn to take one for the team, so to speak.

Jeff bolted into the bus, turned out the lights and hid from view. The driver turned the motor and they were off....whew!

Jeff had no idea what was in store for him later tonight. Opening up for the Euros was good in the fact they could get to the party spots before 10PM. That's where the night became a night.

Neal was bumpin around at the meet up bar, and also there were some other people, like Herbie Herbert, Friga, Rockndeano, Lula, Kelly, Lori. and a special guest.
Neal: Where the fuck is JSS?
Rockndeano: why? you want to write a tune?
Lori: He is about 11 minutes away.
Lula: I'll take a crab plater and a Molson
Kelly: um, me too
Herbie: Dammit! I ordered two Chuckwagons, not one!
Dean: Dude, you are fat, but you also rule.
Friga: Oh, I am feeling a little tired
Neal: (pussy)
Neal: Deano, lets get shitty
Dean: done, bro...Give us a bottle of jaeger, and a round of beer chasers
Lula: Oh no.

In walks JSS and Rebecca.

Dean: finally. What, you pull over for some knobbin?
JSS: shut up prick. I don't drive the bus.
Herbie: Dammit again! I had specifically ordered 3 baked potatoes.
JSS: So, you all see me shake my shit tonight
Lori: Um, yeah. I would like to shake your-
Dean: Neal, need a tall shot?
Neal: fuck yes, I do. This tour is wearin me down. Opening for these Euros is just not right.
Herbie can be overheard talking to the waitress.....
I will take an ore cart of beef...just a bunch of beef. Throw steaks in there, ribs, chicken and burgers...just bring it.

Neals cell rings. What? Now? Dude, come on over. We are in downtown Frisco. Cool...Seeya in 20 minutes.
JSS: Who the Hell was that?
Neal: You won't believe it, but Andrew McNiece just touched down at SFO. He is town checking out the shows.
JSS and Deano in unison: Fuck yes!
JSS: That motherfucker drinks more than I do!
Deano: this is gonna be a night to remember.
Friga: I'm tired. I am going up to my room to watch Touched by an Angel
Herbie: Gimme a side of fries too....make it a big side!
JSS: You all see me rock Concord?
Neal: Dude, I was 10 feet from you, of course I saw
JSS: Fuck I am good
Neal: I am better
Lori: No, Jeff is better (licking lips)
Rebecca slides out to the bathroom
Lori, like water cresting over the banks of a river, slips down the seat and onto the floor
JSS: Fuck yes. The good will just never stops!
Lori: (OMG....I just died and went to heaven)
So Lori is working JSS over; No one but Deano knows. He pulls out his digital camera and deceptively holds the camera under the table and manages to get some good footage. However, Lori managed to outlast his new batteries, because he shot the event for 55 minutes, and Lori was still going!
Neal: I am so happy now. Deano, we rock now. you agree?
Deano: Neal, yes I do. Now, where is my job offer?
Herbie: I want a litre of Cola.
Neal and Deano pound a double shot of Jaeger
JSS all of a suddedn is smiling, really big.
Neal says, dude, you ok?
JSS: uh huh. Sure am. Honey (to Rebecca), can you go get me a toothpick?
She does, and magically, Lori reappears and no one notices, except of course Dean, because he hasn't stopped watching.
Her face looks a bit more pale now.
Deano" Lori, need a chaser?
Lori: naw, I am good.
Lula and Kelly disappear from this story. Why? I don't know, but they really weren't working out for my storyline. Poof!
Neal: JSS, what you think?
JSS: I don't think, Neal. I slay.
Neal: I know you slay bro, but, you think we can put out a cd next year?
JSS: Dude, bet your ass I do.
Deano: What about Aug-
Neal: don't you dare say that fucking name. I am rid of that.
JSS: I am good
Deano: where in the fuck is Mac?
all of a sudden, they all overhear that maple syrup voice..

Hello Mate, say, I'm lookin for some mates of mine.

It's him. Mac has arrrived.

Neal: Hey Bro!
Mac:heddo Neal, heddo Jeff, heddo deano.
Lori is still wiping off her lips
Herbie: Fuck! Can't a guy get some food around here! Now his voice escalating.
Waitress, sir, we have no more food. You ate it all.
Herbie: I did?
Andrew: So I see the tour is doing very well.
Neal: Yeah, NOW it is
JSS: Because of me. I slay
Lori: yup, you sure do spray
JSS: I am good
Lori: yes you are
Mac: so Neal, I see you have finally met Deano.
Neal: yeah, dude is the real thing. I am thinkin about hiring him
Deano: fire Grandpa first, and I am in there!
JSS: I can probably manage and sing too
Neal: I am just so stoked now.
Cell rings.......its Friga, calling from his hotel room
Neal: well, geez jon, i am sorry Touched by an Angel is not on here in the Bay Area. Can't you watch Sportscenter? No? what? Football is too violent? I gotta go Jon
JSS: I am too good
More Jager shots.
Neal and Deano and now Mac are just wiped out..bombed.
Rebecca excuses herself and leaves.
Lori is the lone female left.
Herbie is sound asleep at the end of the table. Dude ate a side of beef all by himself.

Neal: let's all roll to my crib..I got Grey Goose, Jaeger, etc.
Deano: Fuck yes
JSS: Want to take one bus or two?
Neal: I don't give a fuck, I just want to drink
Mac: me too Mates.
Deano: shall we call HH a cab or a truck?


The four men along with Lori, who just wouldn't leave, take off for Neals crib.


End of Chapter one.

Re: A Day in the Life of McNeice (Part 1)

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:05 am
by larryfromnextdoor
Rockindeano wrote: Perhaps one of those hair band bassists would return an email. After all, who gives a shit about some Euro hair bassist?


hahahahhaha, ........... :lol: this a one of the kind statement!!

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:08 am
by larryfromnextdoor
Deb wrote:Ah ha! Found out....... :lol:

Grey Goose Chronicles. JSS and Pals- Opens!

.


:shock: how did you find this??? i want to know what key word brought this up.. buried behind 50 pages it was..(yoda)

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:50 am
by Andrew
Rockindeano wrote:I am diligently working on chapter 5...A True Fucking Machine: In the Bedroom with Andrew McNeice


Oh, we don't need that.....

Leave me with some mystique Deano! hahaha

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:03 am
by Rockindeano
Yeah, a little rough on the title. How about, Making Love Down Under: "The Man, the Myth the Mate; well, no Dudes"

Re: A Day in the Life of McNeice (Part 1)

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:07 am
by Perrydise
Rockindeano wrote:Awakening at 630AM Kangaroo time, Andrew wavers down the hall and out to the driveway to retrieve the newspaper, and hustles nonstop, back into the house and straight into the shitter. He pours over last night's NHL scores :roll: Taking too much time on the crapper, He blows off the shower like a Euro, and gets dressed and heads to the Office. He sits down in his throne and says a little prayer:

"Dear God, please I ask of you, don't let the Journey Board be in shambles. I sent AR and Deano on holiday(gay term for suspension), so that should help, right God? I cut HOTS off and hopefully St John didn't post last night drunk. Thank you God"



Awww this tells me so much. He is a man that prays during his morning constitutional. :lol:

Really a great read Dean. Thanks.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:08 am
by Andrew
Rockindeano wrote:Yeah, a little rough on the title. How about, Making Love Down Under: "The Man, the Myth the Mate; well, no Dudes"


Perfect...(as it gets at least!)

Re: A Day in the Life of McNeice (Part 1)

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:25 am
by conversationpc
Rockindeano wrote:Raiderfan and conversationpc have copied and pasted the GOP talking points for the day, OhSherrie has once again told them they were full of shit


Glad to have made MR history once again. :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:31 am
by AR
If we were countries, Dean, myself and Saint John would be the ones with the nukes. Maybe The Noble Cause as well and possibly a few others. We may need to send inspectors to find out. :lol:

Andrew is the leader of the U.N. He needs to send T-Bone in to find out who has what.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:33 am
by AR
Chief probably has nukes too, come to think of it. :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:36 am
by scarygirl
AR wrote:Chief probably has nukes too, come to think of it. :lol:


I have nukes, two of them. :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:41 am
by Melissa
OMG Deb, that is hysterical :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:42 am
by Behshad
Ed, I bet you forgot about my hobbies in my basement, fucker! :wink:

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