Luke: The Bastard Child of Journey
Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:36 pmJourney: Luke, Steve Perry is your father.
Luke: Oh, goody! Now I am a Perry-head just like my daddy.
Journey: Errr..., sorry Luke. Steve Perry lied to you. He's really not your daddy.
Luke: Well, then, who is my father?
Journey: Luke, Steve Augeri is your father. He is from The Gap. It seems there was a slight misspelling on your birth certificate.
Luke: Okay then, if Steve Perry is not my father, then I am mad at him for tricking me. I love Steve Augeri. I am an official Augeri-head!
Journey: Errr..., sorry Luke. Steve Augeri is not your father. Augeri was simply an imposter. You now have a new daddy.
Luke: Oh no, not again... just when I started to love my new daddy. Who is my real daddy?
Journey: Luke, don't worry. You are not a bastard child. JSS is your father. He is from The Sirkus.
Luke: JSS? Cool! I like this guy. JSS is a very cool daddy! I am so glad that I finally found my father. Now I can spend some time and get to know him better. JSS rocks!!!
Journey: Errr..., not so quick Luke. We've got bad news. JSS is not your father. It was, errr.... a mistake. Arnel Pineda is your real father. He is from a place called The Zoo.
Luke: WTF? Alright damnit - I've had enough of this nonsense!!! Who is my real daddy? I am tired of switching daddies every few years. There is no way I can accept this anymore. I am not from The Zoo!!! I will not accept this new daddy, even if my siblings are willing to embrace him!
Journey: Yes, it is true Luke.
Luke:No! No, no, no!!!
Arnel: Luke, I am your father.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubrsECVWX7E
Luke: Oh, goody! Now I am a Perry-head just like my daddy.
Journey: Errr..., sorry Luke. Steve Perry lied to you. He's really not your daddy.
Luke: Well, then, who is my father?
Journey: Luke, Steve Augeri is your father. He is from The Gap. It seems there was a slight misspelling on your birth certificate.
Luke: Okay then, if Steve Perry is not my father, then I am mad at him for tricking me. I love Steve Augeri. I am an official Augeri-head!
Journey: Errr..., sorry Luke. Steve Augeri is not your father. Augeri was simply an imposter. You now have a new daddy.
Luke: Oh no, not again... just when I started to love my new daddy. Who is my real daddy?
Journey: Luke, don't worry. You are not a bastard child. JSS is your father. He is from The Sirkus.
Luke: JSS? Cool! I like this guy. JSS is a very cool daddy! I am so glad that I finally found my father. Now I can spend some time and get to know him better. JSS rocks!!!
Journey: Errr..., not so quick Luke. We've got bad news. JSS is not your father. It was, errr.... a mistake. Arnel Pineda is your real father. He is from a place called The Zoo.
Luke: WTF? Alright damnit - I've had enough of this nonsense!!! Who is my real daddy? I am tired of switching daddies every few years. There is no way I can accept this anymore. I am not from The Zoo!!! I will not accept this new daddy, even if my siblings are willing to embrace him!
Journey: Yes, it is true Luke.
Luke:No! No, no, no!!!
Arnel: Luke, I am your father.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubrsECVWX7E
