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I've just been informed through a reliable source that in order to please SP, Journey will indeed rerecord the classics but change the titles. So the band got together in a brainstorming session and renamed them with more relevant and updated names. This is what they came up with:

Just The Same Way...will now be....Just Not The Same
Separate Ways...will now be...Separate Checks
Open Arms...will now be...Open Mic
Faithfully...will now be...Unfaithfully
Don't Stop Believin'...will now be...Don't Stop Replacin'
Backtalk...will now be...Back Stab
After The Fall...will now be...After the Fallout
Who's Cryin' Now...will now be...Who's Singin' Now
Lights...will now be...Lights Out
Stay Awhile...will now be...Stay Away
Send Her My Love...will now be...Send Her A Check
Stone In Love...will now be...Stone In The Head
Wheel In The Sky...will now be...Pie In The Sky
Homemade Love...will now be...Homemade Vocals
Chain Reaction...will now be...Bad Reaction
I'll Be Alright Without You...will now be...We Won't Be Alright Without You
Walks Like A Lady...will now be...Plays Keys Like A Lady
Still They Ride...will now be...Still They Deny
Happy To Give...will now be...Happy To Give And Then Take Away
Lovin', Touchin' Squeezin'...will now be...Usin', Abusin', Tossin'
Anyway You Want It...will now be...Anyway You Can Get Away With It
Remember Me...will now be...Remember Him?
World Gone Wild...will now be...Band Gone Wild
A Place In Your Heart...will now be...A Knife In Your Back
Anytime...will now be...Anyone
Girl Can't Help It...will now be...Band Can't Help It
Patiently...will now be...Impatiently
Trial By Fire...will now be...Trial By Jury

Not bad, there are a few creative ones there

marco17 wrote:Not bad, there are a few creative ones there

Open Mic!!! Ok that was funny

KenTheDude wrote:Open Arms...will now be...Open Mic

why can't this fight go on forever
once you hate somebody
rubi-con artist
somewhere to hide
can't do
opened the bore
pity of angels
lady suck
line of hire
pay awhile
still they lied
pay it down
seperate pays
after the gall
edge of the glaze
slack talk
trial by hire
if he should break your wallet
can't tame the liar

KenTheDude wrote:
Who's Cryin' Now...will now be...Who's Singin' Now

Happy To Give...will now be...Happy To Give And Then Take Away

Anyway You Want It...will now be...Anyway You Can Get Away With It

Thanks for these. This is the best thread on the board.

Another one:

Why Can't This Night Go On Forever...will now be...Why Can't Our Singers Go On Forever

KenTheDude wrote:Another one:

Why Can't This Night Go On Forever...will now be...Why Can't Our Singers Go On Forever

and again rewritten by Neal... "Why Can't Steve Perry Just Save Us All This Trouble And Go On Forever"

cause maybe he enjoy are bashing of this thing
maybe he is waiting for us his fans to do something

god knows huh

Open Arms...will now be...Open Mic

Bwahahahahaha!

KenTheDude wrote:
Separate Ways...will now be...Separate Checks
Open Arms...will now be...Open Mic
Who's Cryin' Now...will now be...Who's Singin' Now
Remember Me...will now be...Remember Him?

this is one of the funniest threads I've ever read here...

LOL.. I love this thread! A+ material, boyos.

mistiejourney wrote:

Open Arms...will now be...Open Mic

Bwahahahahaha!

How about that? Journey tours the nation and Europe and they just put an empty mic at the front of the stage. They draw ticket numbers and whoever has that number in the audience gets to sing the next song.

if he should break your wallet and can't tame the liar are worth admission alone.if those don't get you jaded.well........

i think trial by hire would be a good one for the revolving door of vocalists.

still they lied is a huge classic detailing the many deceptions the band has pulled.lyrics below.enjoy!

this 'ol band ain't the same
now nobody knows its lame
times have changed
still they lied....

different singers,same 'ol songs
leading the frazzled and disenchanted
through the wrongs....

still they lied,on deals of hire
they fool the fans
still they lied,the strong will survey
chasing arnel.....