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Postby Uno_up » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:04 am

ok. so my birthday is January 7th and the wife keeps asking me what I want. I HAVE NO CLUE. Help me out please. Trying not to spend a mint so while I'd love a Breitling watch, I'm not having the wife (who's kidding who, she's a stay at home mom so I'm really paying for it) drop 2g's on my birthday present. Interesting gadgets? Give me some idea boys & girls.
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Postby Rip Rokken » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:27 am

IPhone.... :P
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Postby chf34jmac » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:28 am

A threesome?
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Postby Rip Rokken » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:32 am

chf34jmac wrote:A threesome?


Just make sure she doesn't show up with another dude. :P
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Postby CatEyes » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:34 am

chf34jmac wrote:A threesome?


Hell for what the Breitling watch costs - one of them could be Perry!!!

Nah - he's probably way too expensive.

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Postby chf34jmac » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:34 am

Depends on what he's into. I don't know this guy, do you Rip? For all I know he may ask the old lady to put on the strap on and hit him in the turd cutter for a change of pace. :shock: :lol:
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Postby chf34jmac » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:37 am

Ask her if you can Tea Bag her for a couple of hours.
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Postby Rip Rokken » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:45 am

LOL..... Hey, just keep it simple and ask for that iPhone! :P
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Postby Enigma869 » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:48 am

chf34jmac wrote:A threesome?


That would be my vote! Hey, it is your birthday, right? Also, it doesn't cost any money, assuming she stays out of the red light district when looking for a willing participant :twisted:


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Postby chf34jmac » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:50 am

That's what I figured since the wife is a stay at homer. You're paying for your own gift, may as well get what you really want! :twisted:
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Postby Rip Rokken » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:55 am

How about dinner at the Outback Steakhouse? That's some bonzer tucker! .............. Andrew, what the heck does that mean, anyway?
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Re: OT: Birthday help

Postby Uno_up » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:13 am

One_Up wrote:ok. so my birthday is January 7th and the wife keeps asking me what I want. I HAVE NO CLUE. Help me out please. Trying not to spend a mint so while I'd love a Breitling watch, I'm not having the wife (who's kidding who, she's a stay at home mom so I'm really paying for it) drop 2g's on my birthday present. Interesting gadgets? Give me some idea boys & girls.


ok, silly fuckers...I think I should have put an emphasis on the word "gadgets" and non-sexual ;) . The iphone idea was good (Outback sucks...wish there was a Ruth's Chris nearby though). My wife is suggesting one of those juicer/blender things on TV to make smoothies/margaritas, but that would probably end up in a garage sale with my belgian waffle maker and treadmill after a few uses. I like my beer too much anyways.
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Re: OT: Birthday help

Postby Natalie » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:15 am

One_Up wrote:
One_Up wrote:ok. so my birthday is January 7th and the wife keeps asking me what I want. I HAVE NO CLUE. Help me out please. Trying not to spend a mint so while I'd love a Breitling watch, I'm not having the wife (who's kidding who, she's a stay at home mom so I'm really paying for it) drop 2g's on my birthday present. Interesting gadgets? Give me some idea boys & girls.


ok, silly fuckers...I think I should have put an emphasis on the word "gadgets" and non-sexual ;) . The iphone idea was good (Outback sucks...wish there was a Ruth's Chris nearby though). My wife is suggesting one of those juicer/blender things on TV to make smoothies/margaritas, but that would probably end up in a garage sale with my belgian waffle maker and treadmill after a few uses. I like my beer too much anyways.

If you have spent any time at all here, you would have to know that this is where this would go! :wink:
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Postby RedWingFan » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:16 am

Rip Rokken wrote:How about dinner at the Outback Steakhouse? That's some bonzer tucker! .............. Andrew, what the heck does that mean, anyway?

The Outback is great. They have THE BEST BURGER in the world there. The bacon cheeseburger is THE best, bar none. :D
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Postby Rick » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:18 am

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Rip Rokken wrote:How about dinner at the Outback Steakhouse? That's some bonzer tucker! .............. Andrew, what the heck does that mean, anyway?

The Outback is great. They have THE BEST BURGER in the world there. The bacon cheeseburger is THE best, bar none. :D


I went to eat at one of their sister restaurants called Carrabbas Italian Grill. Very good food.
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Re: OT: Birthday help

Postby Rip Rokken » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:21 am

One_Up wrote:(Outback sucks...wish there was a Ruth's Chris nearby though).


I actually flew to Chicago once to take a girl out to Ruth's Chris Steakhouse... the most expensive date I've ever been on, and it rocked! I still have the Fender Strat I bought at the Guitar Center there on the last day of that trip... haha! Man, time passes....

Yeah, who needs Outback when you can get your own blender to make 64oz. Waboritas! :P
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Postby chf34jmac » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:26 am

Dude go with the Margorita maker. Get her liquored up and tea bag the fuck out of her. Best of both worlds, she gets you what she thinks you want and you get what you really want. Perfect scenario. :shock: :lol:
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Postby RedWingFan » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:46 am

Rick wrote:
RaiderFan wrote:
Rip Rokken wrote:How about dinner at the Outback Steakhouse? That's some bonzer tucker! .............. Andrew, what the heck does that mean, anyway?

The Outback is great. They have THE BEST BURGER in the world there. The bacon cheeseburger is THE best, bar none. :D


I went to eat at one of their sister restaurants called Carrabbas Italian Grill. Very good food.

Never heard of it. Then again Michigan doesn't have alot of things, like a Cheesecake Factory. :roll:
I get the burger rather than ribs from the Outback cuz I can make a great rack of ribs. That burger is unreal though. I wish I could make one like that. :P
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Postby Natalie » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:49 am

I'm hungry now!!!!
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Postby chf34jmac » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:50 am

Tube steak? :shock:
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Postby Uno_up » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:59 am

chf34jmac wrote:Dude go with the Margorita maker. Get her liquored up and tea bag the fuck out of her. Best of both worlds, she gets you what she thinks you want and you get what you really want. Perfect scenario. :shock: :lol:


Nice...but why do I need a special occasion to get teabagged? (I wonder if it's more pleasurable to raise your pinkie when getting teabagged?)

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