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ok. so my birthday is January 7th and the wife keeps asking me what I want. I HAVE NO CLUE. Help me out please. Trying not to spend a mint so while I'd love a Breitling watch, I'm not having the wife (who's kidding who, she's a stay at home mom so I'm really paying for it) drop 2g's on my birthday present. Interesting gadgets? Give me some idea boys & girls.

IPhone....

A threesome?

chf34jmac wrote:A threesome?

Just make sure she doesn't show up with another dude.

chf34jmac wrote:A threesome?

Hell for what the Breitling watch costs - one of them could be Perry!!!

Nah - he's probably way too expensive.

Depends on what he's into. I don't know this guy, do you Rip? For all I know he may ask the old lady to put on the strap on and hit him in the turd cutter for a change of pace.

Ask her if you can Tea Bag her for a couple of hours.

LOL..... Hey, just keep it simple and ask for that iPhone!

chf34jmac wrote:A threesome?

That would be my vote! Hey, it is your birthday, right? Also, it doesn't cost any money, assuming she stays out of the red light district when looking for a willing participant


John from Boston

That's what I figured since the wife is a stay at homer. You're paying for your own gift, may as well get what you really want!

How about dinner at the Outback Steakhouse? That's some bonzer tucker! .............. Andrew, what the heck does that mean, anyway?

One_Up wrote:ok. so my birthday is January 7th and the wife keeps asking me what I want. I HAVE NO CLUE. Help me out please. Trying not to spend a mint so while I'd love a Breitling watch, I'm not having the wife (who's kidding who, she's a stay at home mom so I'm really paying for it) drop 2g's on my birthday present. Interesting gadgets? Give me some idea boys & girls.

ok, silly fuckers...I think I should have put an emphasis on the word "gadgets" and non-sexual . The iphone idea was good (Outback sucks...wish there was a Ruth's Chris nearby though). My wife is suggesting one of those juicer/blender things on TV to make smoothies/margaritas, but that would probably end up in a garage sale with my belgian waffle maker and treadmill after a few uses. I like my beer too much anyways.

One_Up wrote:

One_Up wrote:ok. so my birthday is January 7th and the wife keeps asking me what I want. I HAVE NO CLUE. Help me out please. Trying not to spend a mint so while I'd love a Breitling watch, I'm not having the wife (who's kidding who, she's a stay at home mom so I'm really paying for it) drop 2g's on my birthday present. Interesting gadgets? Give me some idea boys & girls.

ok, silly fuckers...I think I should have put an emphasis on the word "gadgets" and non-sexual . The iphone idea was good (Outback sucks...wish there was a Ruth's Chris nearby though). My wife is suggesting one of those juicer/blender things on TV to make smoothies/margaritas, but that would probably end up in a garage sale with my belgian waffle maker and treadmill after a few uses. I like my beer too much anyways.

If you have spent any time at all here, you would have to know that this is where this would go!

Rip Rokken wrote:How about dinner at the Outback Steakhouse? That's some bonzer tucker! .............. Andrew, what the heck does that mean, anyway?

The Outback is great. They have THE BEST BURGER in the world there. The bacon cheeseburger is THE best, bar none.

RaiderFan wrote:

Rip Rokken wrote:How about dinner at the Outback Steakhouse? That's some bonzer tucker! .............. Andrew, what the heck does that mean, anyway?

The Outback is great. They have THE BEST BURGER in the world there. The bacon cheeseburger is THE best, bar none.

I went to eat at one of their sister restaurants called Carrabbas Italian Grill. Very good food.

One_Up wrote:(Outback sucks...wish there was a Ruth's Chris nearby though).

I actually flew to Chicago once to take a girl out to Ruth's Chris Steakhouse... the most expensive date I've ever been on, and it rocked! I still have the Fender Strat I bought at the Guitar Center there on the last day of that trip... haha! Man, time passes....

Yeah, who needs Outback when you can get your own blender to make 64oz. Waboritas!

Dude go with the Margorita maker. Get her liquored up and tea bag the fuck out of her. Best of both worlds, she gets you what she thinks you want and you get what you really want. Perfect scenario.

Rick wrote:

RaiderFan wrote:

Rip Rokken wrote:How about dinner at the Outback Steakhouse? That's some bonzer tucker! .............. Andrew, what the heck does that mean, anyway?

The Outback is great. They have THE BEST BURGER in the world there. The bacon cheeseburger is THE best, bar none.

I went to eat at one of their sister restaurants called Carrabbas Italian Grill. Very good food.

Never heard of it. Then again Michigan doesn't have alot of things, like a Cheesecake Factory.
I get the burger rather than ribs from the Outback cuz I can make a great rack of ribs. That burger is unreal though. I wish I could make one like that.

I'm hungry now!!!!

Tube steak?

chf34jmac wrote:Dude go with the Margorita maker. Get her liquored up and tea bag the fuck out of her. Best of both worlds, she gets you what she thinks you want and you get what you really want. Perfect scenario.

Nice...but why do I need a special occasion to get teabagged? (I wonder if it's more pleasurable to raise your pinkie when getting teabagged?)

keep the ideas flowing