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I am getting ready to leave for a Christmas party and I'm pretty sure I will be consuming mass amounts of alcohol. If I get on here later tonight and post weird topics (like a mancrush on Steve Perry) and type funny please overlook it.....

ScarabGator wrote:I am getting ready to leave for a Christmas party and I'm pretty sure I will be consuming mass amounts of alcohol. If I get on here later tonight and post weird topics (like a mancrush on Steve Perry) and type funny please overlook it.....

dude, that perry thread was a huge laugh!! make sure you get a ride home man..

larryfromnextdoor wrote:

ScarabGator wrote:I am getting ready to leave for a Christmas party and I'm pretty sure I will be consuming mass amounts of alcohol. If I get on here later tonight and post weird topics (like a mancrush on Steve Perry) and type funny please overlook it.....

dude, that perry thread was a huge laugh!! make sure you get a ride home man..

OH YEAHman!!!! This is where I utilize Mrs.ScarabGator!

ScarabGator wrote:I am getting ready to leave for a Christmas party and I'm pretty sure I will be consuming mass amounts of alcohol. If I get on here later tonight and post weird topics (like a mancrush on Steve Perry) and type funny please overlook it.....

How could we overlook your weird topics? They are the highlight of our day!

What time are you coming home? I will be sure and be up for that.

Have fun and let the wife drive.

BTW, um, I wouldn't mention the mancrush you have on SP to anyone at the party.

ScarabGator wrote:I am getting ready to leave for a Christmas party and I'm pretty sure I will be consuming mass amounts of alcohol. If I get on here later tonight and post weird topics (like a mancrush on Steve Perry) and type funny please overlook it.....

Light weight faggot. I was at one from noon until now and I am still my normal charming self.

Soto and I tied one on last night. Plan on doing it tonight and tomorrow and even Saturday.

Gator, get the wifey all lubricated and run an end around on her..ass.

Rockindeano wrote:Soto and I tied one on last night. Plan on doing it tonight and tomorrow and even Saturday.

Gator, get the wifey all lubricated and run an end around on her..ass.

Drink 10 or so for me Dean.

Dean sometimes I think your just not busy enough.
Then there are other moments I feel maybe your just a pig.
In a toss up, I don't gather there would be a winning side.
I've always enjoyed reading your posts in either light so I guess
that makes me the odd one out.

Merry Ho Ho and Happy New Rear to you Sir!

AR wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:Soto and I tied one on last night. Plan on doing it tonight and tomorrow and even Saturday.

Gator, get the wifey all lubricated and run an end around on her..ass.

Drink 10 or so for me Dean.

Got a twelver, put Beer League in and am sailing....I plan on drinking at least 30.

My counselor, says, "Do you drink Dean?" I said, "sure, socially." She said, Ok, how many beers you have when you go out?" I said "I dunno..10, 15 sometimes 20" with a straight face. She was horrified.

Rockindeano wrote:

AR wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:Soto and I tied one on last night. Plan on doing it tonight and tomorrow and even Saturday.

Gator, get the wifey all lubricated and run an end around on her..ass.

Drink 10 or so for me Dean.

Got a twelver, put Beer League in and am sailing....I plan on drinking at least 30.

My counselor, says, "Do you drink Dean?" I said, "sure, socially." She said, Ok, how many beers you have when you go out?" I said "I dunno..10, 15 sometimes 20" with a straight face. She was horrified.

LMAO. Tell the same thing to a doctor. I did once. He freaked, and I told him all his other patients are liars.

I am going to counseling because Lula asked me to, and of course, it was exactly what I thought it would be. I am responsible for 100% of our problems. Our counselor is a real piece of work..I told her, "How Do I get a job where I sit down, pretend to listen, then scribble shit down, watch the clock and at 45 mins, say, "Ok our time is up here." 100 bucks+ an hour for that shit? Real BS, but I do it for Lula.

I am serious tho, the look on her face when I told her I drink 4 to 5 pitchers was classic.

ScarabGator wrote:I am getting ready to leave for a Christmas party and I'm pretty sure I will be consuming mass amounts of alcohol. If I get on here later tonight and post weird topics (like a mancrush on Steve Perry) and type funny please overlook it.....

Overlook it? I'm looking forward to it!

AR wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:

AR wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:Soto and I tied one on last night. Plan on doing it tonight and tomorrow and even Saturday.

Gator, get the wifey all lubricated and run an end around on her..ass.

Drink 10 or so for me Dean.

Got a twelver, put Beer League in and am sailing....I plan on drinking at least 30.

My counselor, says, "Do you drink Dean?" I said, "sure, socially." She said, Ok, how many beers you have when you go out?" I said "I dunno..10, 15 sometimes 20" with a straight face. She was horrified.

LMAO. Tell the same thing to a doctor. I did once. He freaked, and I told him all his other patients are liars.

I'm an ER nurse. We take what the patient tells us they drank and double it!

Folks, I am good and drunk and i am going to pass out. sorry i did not give anyt fodder to enjoy tonight but the Godsof liquor played nasty tricks on me.....seacrest out.

ScarabGator wrote:Folks, I am good and drunk and i am going to pass out. sorry i did not give anyt fodder to enjoy tonight but the Godsof liquor played nasty tricks on me.....seacrest out.

Fair enough, glad you weighed in.

You have a few days. He IS coming.....

Watch out for them "counselores' my wife talk to hers and we will most likely be spliting up after New Years. They dont know shit

Rockindeano wrote:I am going to counseling because Lula asked me to, and of course, it was exactly what I thought it would be. I am responsible for 100% of our problems. Our counselor is a real piece of work..I told her, "How Do I get a job where I sit down, pretend to listen, then scribble shit down, watch the clock and at 45 mins, say, "Ok our time is up here." 100 bucks+ an hour for that shit? Real BS, but I do it for Lula.

I am serious tho, the look on her face when I told her I drink 4 to 5 pitchers was classic.

i am proud of you,go ahead pass out you earned it

ScarabGator wrote:Folks, I am good and drunk and i am going to pass out. sorry i did not give anyt fodder to enjoy tonight but the Godsof liquor played nasty tricks on me.....seacrest out.

ScarabGator wrote:I am getting ready to leave for a Christmas party and I'm pretty sure I will be consuming mass amounts of alcohol. If I get on here later tonight and post weird topics (like a mancrush on Steve Perry) and type funny please overlook it.....

Ah well you have to let your hair down once in a while young fella! Hope you had a lot of fun at your Chrimbo Bash

Gator is a puss. You would never see a real drinker quit like this. Pussy.

wow, I love open bars. I did Only the young on karaokee!! Man, I think I sounded good. I got a dollar in my underwear. Deano, I promise your not taking a trip down pussville with me, I can match you beer for beer anyday. Its when Liquid Valiums and tequila shots get involved that tends to awaken the angry spirits.

ScarabGator wrote:I can match you beer for beer anyday.

Sounds like a challenge... No way you can match AR, tho.

NealIsGod wrote:

ScarabGator wrote:I can match you beer for beer anyday.

Sounds like a challenge... No way you can match AR, tho.

when it comes to beer I can drink my weight in it!!! That damn liquid valium though.... and that shit they make with red bull..it was good last night but tastes like shit this morning.

ScarabGator wrote:

NealIsGod wrote:

ScarabGator wrote:I can match you beer for beer anyday.

Sounds like a challenge... No way you can match AR, tho.

when it comes to beer I can drink my weight in it!!! That damn liquid valium though.... and that shit they make with red bull..it was good last night but tastes like shit this morning.

Liquid valium? What was the Red Bull drink? Lots of liquors go good with that. Ever had RB and Tuaca?

Rockindeano wrote:

AR wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:Soto and I tied one on last night. Plan on doing it tonight and tomorrow and even Saturday.

Gator, get the wifey all lubricated and run an end around on her..ass.

Drink 10 or so for me Dean.

Got a twelver, put Beer League in and am sailing....I plan on drinking at least 30.

My counselor, says, "Do you drink Dean?" I said, "sure, socially." She said, Ok, how many beers you have when you go out?" I said "I dunno..10, 15 sometimes 20" with a straight face. She was horrified.

lmao to funny Deano I got the same reaction when I was asked how much alchohol...but I told her I don't drink ...she smiled, then the wife popped off and said" how much pot do you smoke?"...it went down hill from there...

NealIsGod wrote:

ScarabGator wrote:

NealIsGod wrote:

ScarabGator wrote:I can match you beer for beer anyday.

Sounds like a challenge... No way you can match AR, tho.

when it comes to beer I can drink my weight in it!!! That damn liquid valium though.... and that shit they make with red bull..it was good last night but tastes like shit this morning.

Liquid valium? What was the Red Bull drink? Lots of liquors go good with that. Ever had RB and Tuaca?

Jager Bomb. That shit liked to kill me during the night. Im not really into red bull and alcohol, last night was a special thing because the bar was free and so was my spirit!!! No, Ive never had the Tuaca drink. Is it pretty good?

Liquid Valiu is Crown, peach sshnapps, coconut rum, and OJ. Hell, there may be something else in it also. Its a good cocktail, but it hurts later.

Glad you had fun Gator and made it home safely.

Any of you "bigger than the sauce" types wanna take a crack
at some shots of vodka or whiskey, come my Canadian way anytime and
I'll show you how it's done.

If you just resolve to drink every night, like I do, you won't get so shitfaced and end up pulling your first cousin under the mistletoe.