OT: First piss-off of 2008!

Ok, thought I'd vent while I'm still irritated. First time my emotional state has dipped down into the red this new year... haha!
Credit card company shipped me a replacement the other day, and I just got thru activating it. Went thru all the automated motions, then it transferred me to a live person (or more possibly, a cyborg). Once I was transferred, my connection went nuts and was very staticky... About every few words, the static would overwhelm the Indian voice on the other line. I jumped thru the additional hoops, and she congratulated me that I'd successfully activated the new card. Then she went into the expected long spiel about card features, etc., and my wife began shouting for me upstairs. Rather than simply come downstairs to find me, she just raises her voice louder and louder until she gets a response... haha!
So anyway, I'm dealing with Indians and static in one ear, and my wife yelling in the other. As I'm waiting for the lady to finish, I hear her say something about "you can cancel anytime", and instantly I'm on red alert... (little deja' vu here). I ask her, "Wait... you aren't signing me up for anything are you?", to which she tells me something about a free trial (probably some type of credit protector), and that it doesn't actually begin until I receive some materials in the mail. I had to deal with this exact same crap the last time I activated my card, so I knew what was coming. Basically, they hope you forget to cancel and then start gigging you a monthly fee. So I immediately and quite clearly decline the trial. She proceeds to push past my refusals and tell me that I don't understand, that I will be receiving a $15 check that is mine to keep with the trial... LOL. I'm getting annoyed at their tactics that are engineered to exploit weak-minded people without resolve, so after the 3rd "NO", I tell her, "Ok, since you will not listen to me, please transfer me to someone that can close my account." That does the trick every time!
Man, I tell ya what... these companies... There is a great audio clip around of a guy who had an unbelievably hard time closing his AOL account, and also a Niteline or 20/20 interview clip with that guy, including excerpts of his recording. Few things irritate me as much as companies with brute-force sales tactics, that will trick you into signing up for crap with a bunch of fast talk, and won't let you go when you try.
Credit card company shipped me a replacement the other day, and I just got thru activating it. Went thru all the automated motions, then it transferred me to a live person (or more possibly, a cyborg). Once I was transferred, my connection went nuts and was very staticky... About every few words, the static would overwhelm the Indian voice on the other line. I jumped thru the additional hoops, and she congratulated me that I'd successfully activated the new card. Then she went into the expected long spiel about card features, etc., and my wife began shouting for me upstairs. Rather than simply come downstairs to find me, she just raises her voice louder and louder until she gets a response... haha!
So anyway, I'm dealing with Indians and static in one ear, and my wife yelling in the other. As I'm waiting for the lady to finish, I hear her say something about "you can cancel anytime", and instantly I'm on red alert... (little deja' vu here). I ask her, "Wait... you aren't signing me up for anything are you?", to which she tells me something about a free trial (probably some type of credit protector), and that it doesn't actually begin until I receive some materials in the mail. I had to deal with this exact same crap the last time I activated my card, so I knew what was coming. Basically, they hope you forget to cancel and then start gigging you a monthly fee. So I immediately and quite clearly decline the trial. She proceeds to push past my refusals and tell me that I don't understand, that I will be receiving a $15 check that is mine to keep with the trial... LOL. I'm getting annoyed at their tactics that are engineered to exploit weak-minded people without resolve, so after the 3rd "NO", I tell her, "Ok, since you will not listen to me, please transfer me to someone that can close my account." That does the trick every time!
Man, I tell ya what... these companies... There is a great audio clip around of a guy who had an unbelievably hard time closing his AOL account, and also a Niteline or 20/20 interview clip with that guy, including excerpts of his recording. Few things irritate me as much as companies with brute-force sales tactics, that will trick you into signing up for crap with a bunch of fast talk, and won't let you go when you try.