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Gayest Ever

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:20 pm
by Rockindeano
Sorry for the topic, but it must be discussed.

I just saw a commercial with Pat Boone. Jesus Christ almighty. :roll:

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:28 pm
by Liam
Had to go with Simmons on this one...although Halford was a VERY close 2nd. With a song like "Hot Rod"...kinda obvious. :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:28 pm
by ProgRocker53
Where the fuck is Friga man?

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:34 pm
by Voyager
ProgRocker53 wrote:Where the fuck is Friga man?


Image

:lol:

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:34 pm
by Rockindeano
ProgRocker53 wrote:Where the fuck is Friga man?


Fuck!

No, Friga isn't gay, he is just an asshole. I remember him at Pompono Beach, Fl, after show. We, he and I are talking hockey. AR is there as are others.. Angela is trying to get all 5 sigs, well 4 since Neal was backstage gnawing on new found clam, on her Florida panthers NHL jersey. So Cain and I strike up a convo about his hometown Sharks. Frig says, they need to get more bite in their game, and starts laughing hysterically. I wanted to ask him if he wanted to pleasure me with is mouth right then and there. "More bite?" The Sharks? Dude, have you ever watched hockey, you chain smoking dick sucker?!

I should have asked Cain for his autographed pantyhose. I wonder if he has "creamed hose" available for hardcore fans? :roll: :lol: :D

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:44 pm
by mikemarrs
definitely richard simmons.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:46 pm
by stevew2
Rockindeano wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:Where the fuck is Friga man?


Fuck!

No, Friga isn't gay, he is just an asshole. I remember him at Pompono Beach, Fl, after show. We, he and I are talking hockey. AR is there as are others.. Angela is trying to get all 5 sigs, well 4 since Neal was backstage gnawing on new found clam, on her Florida panthers NHL jersey. So Cain and I strike up a convo about his hometown Sharks. Frig says, they need to get more bite in their game, and starts laughing hysterically. I wanted to ask him if he wanted to pleasure me with is mouth right then and there. "More bite?" The Sharks? Dude, have you ever watched hockey, you chain smoking dick sucker?!

I should have asked Cain for his autographed pantyhose. I wonder if he has "creamed hose" available for hardcore fans? :roll: :lol: :D
I remember,thats when you started the Friga Love Feast, I dont care, Friga is Gay

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:46 pm
by Rockindeano
Hey Mathew, care to unsnap your panties from your buttcrack this morning, hmm...??

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:37 pm
by Matthew
Rockindeano wrote:Hey Mathew, care to unsnap your panties from your buttcrack this morning, hmm...??



Sure. I voted for Debarge.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:40 pm
by Shadowsong
Voyager wrote:
ProgRocker53 wrote:Where the fuck is Friga man?


Image

:lol:


Cuma cumma cumma Friga Man...

:lol:

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:49 pm
by stevew2
I may be a semi retard, but Mat , you could be gay.Alot of your posts seem gay,your avitar reminds of Neal {who is gay}But you are still a nice guy,there is nothing wrong with being gay either,But i think you are gay.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:10 pm
by Matthew
stevew2 wrote:I may be a semi retard, but Mat , you could be gay.Alot of your posts seem gay,your avitar reminds of Neal {who is gay}But you are still a nice guy,there is nothing wrong with being gay either,But i think you are gay.



And to think you weren't even around when I had my Olivia Newton-John avatar...

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:29 pm
by finalfight
Matthew wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:Hey Mathew, care to unsnap your panties from your buttcrack this morning, hmm...??



Sure. I voted for Debarge.



Man, Debarge is a pimp! :lol:

Simmons got my vote.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:17 pm
by G.I.Jim
I gotta go with Liberace, He made Richard Simmons look like the Marlboro man! :lol: I would have voted for Hillary, but it wasn't an option. :wink:

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:23 pm
by conversationpc
I voted for Liberace. The others are flamers compared to that inferno.

BTW, Elton John and George Michael should've been in that poll, too.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:24 pm
by kellyhansenfan
Add in vote: Clay Aiken!

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:36 pm
by Lady Luck
It was close, between Simmons and Liberace, but I went with Simmons. :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:36 pm
by johnroxx
kellyhansenfan wrote:Add in vote: Clay Aiken!


Or, as Kathy Griffin calls him, GAYken... 8)

;^)

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:36 pm
by Lady Luck
G.I.Jim wrote:I gotta go with Liberace, He made Richard Simmons look like the Marlboro man! :lol:


LOL! :lol:

PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:17 am
by Johnny Mohawk
Liam wrote;
Halford was a VERY close 2nd. With a song like "Hot Rod"...


What song is this?

PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:23 am
by Rockindeano
Johnny Mohawk wrote:
Liam wrote;
Halford was a VERY close 2nd. With a song like "Hot Rod"...


What song is this?


It's a song where Rob dons leather and yells for, err screams for hot rods to fill his mouth. Hot Rod! Yeaaah!

PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:38 am
by finalfight
Rockindeano wrote:
Johnny Mohawk wrote:
Liam wrote;
Halford was a VERY close 2nd. With a song like "Hot Rod"...


What song is this?


It's a song where Rob dons leather and yells for, err screams for hot rods to fill his mouth. Hot Rod! Yeaaah!


No Priest song entitled Hot Rod. Perhaps the original poster was thinking of Eat Me Alive?

Wrapped tight around me
Like a second flesh hot skin cling to my body
As the ecstasy begins
Your wild vibrations
Got me shooting from the hip
Crazed and insatiable let rip
Eat me alive
Sounds like on animal panting to the bear
Groan in the pleasure zone gasping from the heat
Gut-wrenching frenzy that deranges every joint
I'm gonna force you at gun point
To eat me alive
Bound to deliver as you give and I collect
Squealing in passion as the rod steel injects
Lunge to the maximum
Spread-eagled to the wall
You're well equipped to take it all
So eat me alive

I love how he manages to mention a 'bear' in the song!

PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:46 am
by nikki
[/quote]



Wrapped tight around me
Like a second flesh hot skin cling to my body
As the ecstasy begins
Your wild vibrations
Got me shooting from the hip
Crazed and insatiable let rip
Eat me alive
Sounds like on animal panting to the bear
Groan in the pleasure zone gasping from the heat
Gut-wrenching frenzy that deranges every joint
I'm gonna force you at gun point
To eat me alive
Bound to deliver as you give and I collect
Squealing in passion as the rod steel injects
Lunge to the maximum
Spread-eagled to the wall
You're well equipped to take it all
So eat me alive

[/quote]

Wow. And just when you thought romance was dead!! :P

PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:52 am
by Món
ROTFLMAO @ THIS THREAD! :lol:

BTW, shouldn't this poll be about not-so-obvious characters?

I mean, some of them already came out, while others just "look" like the real deal... :)

PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:52 am
by Lady Luck
finalfight wrote:No Priest song entitled Hot Rod. Perhaps the original poster was thinking of Eat Me Alive?

Wrapped tight around me
Like a second flesh hot skin cling to my body
As the ecstasy begins
Your wild vibrations
Got me shooting from the hip
Crazed and insatiable let rip
Eat me alive
Sounds like on animal panting to the bear
Groan in the pleasure zone gasping from the heat
Gut-wrenching frenzy that deranges every joint
I'm gonna force you at gun point
To eat me alive
Bound to deliver as you give and I collect
Squealing in passion as the rod steel injects
Lunge to the maximum
Spread-eagled to the wall
You're well equipped to take it all
So eat me alive

I love how he manages to mention a 'bear' in the song!


After reading that, I wanna change my vote. :lol:

PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:54 am
by lights1961
whoever decided this post is gayest ever... sorry deano....you made it too easy!!!
But isnt that guy from the first survivor the gayest ever---

Rick

PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:55 am
by Johnny Mohawk
final fight wrote;
I love how he manages to mention a 'bear' in the song!


The line is "panting to the beat" not bear.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:56 am
by stevew2
Matthew wrote:
stevew2 wrote:I may be a semi retard, but Mat , you could be gay.Alot of your posts seem gay,your avitar reminds of Neal {who is gay}But you are still a nice guy,there is nothing wrong with being gay either,But i think you are gay.



And to think you weren't even around when I had my Olivia Newton-John avatar...
Come on man show me, I had the hots for her to,Im not gay though I swear

PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:57 am
by finalfight
Johnny Mohawk wrote:
final fight wrote;
I love how he manages to mention a 'bear' in the song!


The line is "panting to the beat" not bear.


Bloody lyrics site! Bear sounds much better in my opinion.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:00 am
by Enigma869
Tough list, but any list that Richard Simmons is on for the gayest...he wins, EVERY time!


John from Boston