OT: David Spade Knocks Up 22-Year-Old Playboy Playmate

[Voyager]

First came the rumors that David Spade spent the weekend with Jennifer Aniston.

Now comes a report that he impregnated Playboy's Miss March 2005 (Jillian Grace, top left).

"I had a brief relationship with Jillian Grace. If it is true that I am the father of her child, then I will accept responsibility," he told E! Online, effectively confirming that he's a babe magnet and good guy all at the same time. Smooth move.

And yet, a source close to the situation expressed some doubt that the baby is his, adding, "But there is something shady about all of it."

Indeed, the situation does seem shady—how is the comedian linked to so many beauties?

What is up with this? Are these fine babes mistaking Spade for Tommy Shaw?

[Rip Rokken]

I know from a recent VH1 special that Tommy's wife would beat him if he was ever caught with another girl... haha! I think it was the one on "Rock Star Wives".

[Enigma869]

I've never gotten the whole David Spade thing. The dude is 3'11" and not tall enough to get on most amusement park rides, and yet he seems to bang every hot chick on the planet! Dude must be hung like Tommy Lee, because nothing else makes any sense! Maybe some of our MR women can weigh in and tell us why all the hot chicks love this guy.


John from Boston

[ebake02]

Pisses me off when assholes like him manage to nail every hottie and playboy playmate in hollywood while I can't even get a date.

[Angiekay]

I've never gotten the whole David Spade thing. The dude is 3'11" and not tall enough to get on most amusement park rides, and yet he seems to bang every hot chick on the planet! Dude must be hung like Tommy Lee, because nothing else makes any sense! Maybe some of our MR women can weigh in and tell us why all the hot chicks love this guy.


John from Boston

Quite simple: Sense of humor. And he's probably just a really great guy. Unlike men, woman want a little more than eye candy.

[Perrydise]

He is being accused of impregnanting a woman. I wouldnt have figured he had it in him. Go figure.

[ebake02]

I've never gotten the whole David Spade thing. The dude is 3'11" and not tall enough to get on most amusement park rides, and yet he seems to bang every hot chick on the planet! Dude must be hung like Tommy Lee, because nothing else makes any sense! Maybe some of our MR women can weigh in and tell us why all the hot chicks love this guy.


John from Boston

Quite simple: Sense of humor. And he's probably just a really great guy. Unlike men, woman want a little more than eye candy.

I try to be funny but I always seem to crash and burn.

[Moose]

Gotta give him a high five!

[Deb]

I've never gotten the whole David Spade thing. The dude is 3'11" and not tall enough to get on most amusement park rides, and yet he seems to bang every hot chick on the planet! Dude must be hung like Tommy Lee, because nothing else makes any sense! Maybe some of our MR women can weigh in and tell us why all the hot chicks love this guy.


John from Boston

Quite simple: Sense of humor. And he's probably just a really great guy. Unlike men, woman want a little more than eye candy.

Exactly. He makes em laugh. Women love to laugh. Once the women smarten up (Heather Locklear) and get the bad boys out of their system, they turn to the 'David Spades'. And who knows, maybe he's got a little 'Joe Dirt' in him. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql6RZWn74bg&NR=1

[texafana]

Trust me on this, he pays for every bit of kitty time he gets. $$$$$ For sure.

[yulog]

I've never gotten the whole David Spade thing. The dude is 3'11" and not tall enough to get on most amusement park rides, and yet he seems to bang every hot chick on the planet! Dude must be hung like Tommy Lee, because nothing else makes any sense! Maybe some of our MR women can weigh in and tell us why all the hot chicks love this guy.


John from Boston

Quite simple: Sense of humor. And he's probably just a really great guy. Unlike men, woman want a little more than eye candy.

What a crock!!

[infinityplusone]

Rich. Funny. Looks hardly enter into it.

To bring it closer to Your Town USA. Look around at the couples you see. When you see a beautiful woman, more often than not the guy she's with is no 'Brad Pitt.' Why is this? Because, unlike men, women value other things (good or bad) equal to or more than physical attractiveness.

Whereas, as a man.... Who hasn't put up with the most insane pyshco-bitch from hell (for six months at least) - simply becuase she's 'hot'?

It's just how we're wired.

[piecesofeight]

'Smarky' works well for Spade..

[ebake02]

He seems like the type that would wait until these women are shit faced drunk then nails them. I could be wrong too. Maybe he is the luckiest bastard on the planet

[Rip Rokken]

Something must be working for him. He was the first person Heather Locklear ran to when she left Richie Sambora. Of course, he got Denise Richards... Nice trade-up!

[yulog]

Rich. Funny. Looks hardly enter into it.

To bring it closer to Your Town USA. Look around at the couples you see. When you see a beautiful woman, more often than not the guy she's with is no 'Brad Pitt.' Why is this? Because, unlike men, women value other things (good or bad) equal to or more than physical attractiveness.

Whereas, as a man.... Who hasn't put up with the most insane pyshco-bitch from hell (for six months at least) - simply becuase she's 'hot'?

It's just how we're wired.

Oh Please, woman are no different....they do the same thing as men, Woman "date up" and put up with the same thing men do just to have a hot piece of ass

[ProgRocker53]

Rich. Funny. Looks hardly enter into it.

To bring it closer to Your Town USA. Look around at the couples you see. When you see a beautiful woman, more often than not the guy she's with is no 'Brad Pitt.' Why is this? Because, unlike men, women value other things (good or bad) equal to or more than physical attractiveness.

Whereas, as a man.... Who hasn't put up with the most insane pyshco-bitch from hell (for six months at least) - simply becuase she's 'hot'?

It's just how we're wired.

Oh Please, woman are no different....they do the same thing as men, Woman "date up" and put up with the same thing men do just to have a hot piece of ass

If that was the case, infinityplusone...

...how come a musically talented, poetically gifted, somewhat good-looking but not steamin', funny, in-shape, financially-set young hunk like myself has been single for two years?

[Barbara]

David Spade didn't even SAY anything, and I'm laughing MY ass off!!!!

[wildone]

David Spade didn't even SAY anything, and I'm laughing MY ass off!!!!

you could see him now standing up on his soap box trying to hit that ...lmao.....he's got $$$ and celebrity that's why he's getting luckier then most!

[Enigma869]

I try to be funny but I always seem to crash and burn.

Rule number one about comedy...NEVER try to be funny!!!!!! Being funny NEVER works when one is trying! It simply has to be something that comes naturally!


John from Boston

[infinityplusone]

I'm sure there's nothing 'wrong with you'.. and actually you sort of prove my point. People wonder how Spade gets the hotties he does. The blindingly obvious reason is he's rich (and funny helps). Trust me, if you prog-rocked your way to fame you'd have the same selection.

But my larger point was, since we're only talking looks (sure Denise Richards is deep down inside a hilarious geek you could share Monty Python quotes with, ha) it's simply an observable fact women don't place their mate's appearance as high a priority as men do. Therefore you have 45 yr old club owners who look like Jabba the Hut dating 22 year old 'dancers'. Why you can go to Target and the more often than not the hot chick is with a relatively average guy.

What chicks dig in a guy is this, in this order: CONFIDENCE, money, sense of humor, looks, nice to their moms.

Women, please feel free to disagree.


If that was the case, infinityplusone...

...how come a musically talented, poetically gifted, somewhat good-looking but not steamin', funny, in-shape, financially-set young hunk like myself has been single for two years?

[CatEyes]

Rich. Funny. Looks hardly enter into it.

To bring it closer to Your Town USA. Look around at the couples you see. When you see a beautiful woman, more often than not the guy she's with is no 'Brad Pitt.' Why is this? Because, unlike men, women value other things (good or bad) equal to or more than physical attractiveness.

Whereas, as a man.... Who hasn't put up with the most insane pyshco-bitch from hell (for six months at least) - simply becuase she's 'hot'?

It's just how we're wired.

Oh Please, woman are no different....they do the same thing as men, Woman "date up" and put up with the same thing men do just to have a hot piece of ass

If that was the case, infinityplusone...

...how come a musically talented, poetically gifted, somewhat good-looking but not steamin', funny, in-shape, financially-set young hunk like myself has been single for two years?

too humble?



Cat

[FormerJrnyFan]

Didn't this chick also date Pauly Shore? I guess she's into the funny guys with cash.

[Angiekay]

Rich. Funny. Looks hardly enter into it.

To bring it closer to Your Town USA. Look around at the couples you see. When you see a beautiful woman, more often than not the guy she's with is no 'Brad Pitt.' Why is this? Because, unlike men, women value other things (good or bad) equal to or more than physical attractiveness.

Whereas, as a man.... Who hasn't put up with the most insane pyshco-bitch from hell (for six months at least) - simply becuase she's 'hot'?

It's just how we're wired.

Oh Please, woman are no different....they do the same thing as men, Woman "date up" and put up with the same thing men do just to have a hot piece of ass

If that was the case, infinityplusone...

...how come a musically talented, poetically gifted, somewhat good-looking but not steamin', funny, in-shape, financially-set young hunk like myself has been single for two years?

Exactly, the "hot" guys I've had hit on me or ask for a date turn out to be the biggest pricks on the planet and out for one thing only because they think every woman wants to give it to them because they are hot. No thank you.

Another example would be Kid Rock. He's disgusting to look at, must have something going for him.

[MrsPerry]

dont 22 year old playmates know about BIRTH CONTROL?!?

[NealIsGod]

dont 22 year old playmates know about BIRTH CONTROL?!?

Maybe she's a golddigger?

[Behshad]

dont 22 year old playmates know about BIRTH CONTROL?!?

Maybe she's a golddigger?

Why would one attempt to dig the gold out of Spades back yard, when they live at THE MANSION ?

[CatEyes]

Trust me on this, he pays for every bit of kitty time he gets. $$$$$ For sure.

why in the world would Lara Flynn Boyle (whom he was with for years), Heather Locklear and Jennifer Aniston need to be with anyone for the money??

Boyle in several interviews mentioned that Spade was the most amazing lover she ever had (including Jack Nicholson)

As many have stated, WOMEN (not girls) prefer men who are kind and with a sense of humour.

Cat

[Angiekay]

Lara Flynn Boyle

Wasn't she the one doing Jack Nickelson for a couple years? Now THAT I don't understand....ish.

[CatEyes]

Lara Flynn Boyle

Wasn't she the one doing Jack Nickelson for a couple years? Now THAT I don't understand....ish.

yep... and I don't get it either!!!

Unless he really is like his character in Witches of Eastwick and he had Cher, Michelle Pfeiffer and Susan Sarandon after him hehehe

Cat