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OT: Ding Dong... Gone

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:31 am
by T-Bone
[Rant Mode On]

So.... Here I was... On my day off.... waiting for a delivery that I KNOW was coming today, because it was confirmed on the FedEx website (On Truck For Delivery) as well as by an operator at the FedEx hub when I called to ask. FedEx is NOT well known for their consistancy around here as far as timing goes, so it could be at 8am or 6pm depending on the driver.

The nearest FedEx hub from me is 70 miles away, and I've already had to drive down there 2 different times because the FedEx people cannot READ when I leave them a note saying my only day off during the work week (that week anyway) was "_____", so Please come that day and I'll be here. They try 3 times, 3 different days and then give up, but never on the day I ask them. :evil:

Anyway...

It's my only day off this week, so I get to spend time with Ashlynn and maybe visit my parents, who have called 3 times wondering when I was coming over with baby :wink: I told them when FedEx delivers my package. I sat up all morning with baby, doing odd stuff around the house, doing dishes, laundry, etc... Nothing... Afternoon rolls around... still nothing.

4pm rolls around, I hear a vehicle pull into the driveway so I got up with baby (I was in my livingroom) and then I heard my screen door open... and then close, a then a DING DONG. My livingroom is 10 feet from my back door. I put Ashlynn in her high chair, open the door (took 5 seconds at best) and the FedEx guy is already getting into his truck and backing up. :evil: :evil: :evil: I could see the "Sorry We Missed You" note they leave on the door. I yelled at him and he finally stops as he's putting it into Drive to drive away.

He pulls back into the driveway, and I realize it's the FUCKING PRICK driver that we can't stand that delivers to my work. The guy has ZERO personality, ZERO People-Skills, ZERO humor, and ZERO patience.

He gets out without saying a word, and drags out my box from the truck. Then has the nerve to try and tell me that he knocked a few times and didn't get an answer... I interrupted him with a nice "BULLSHIT!"

I layed into the guy and basically told him.. Don't give me that bullshit! I heard you pull up, I heard the screen door, and I heard the doorbell. I was RIGHTFUCKINGTHERE when you opened my door and rung the bell. I put my daughter down and you were already back to your truck and trying to take off.

He then tried to interrupt me and say he waited about 10-15 seconds because he had to fill out the "Sorry We Missed You" note and I threw the BULLSHIT Flag on that one. (I'm sure he has them all filled out ahead of time)

From the time he got to my door, left the note and rang the bell took about 5 seconds. I then scolded him saying how nice it was to sit and wait for the FedEx guy all day on my ONLY day off this week, and then have him pull that shit. He replies with the "Well, if we sat around and waited for everyone to answer their doors, I'd be out on my route for an hour longer than I already am!" in a snotty-ass tone of voice. I then asked him if he's ever given any thought to the fact that he may be in the wrong profession?

I signed for the package and he yanked the ledger thing from my hands and didn't even bother answering me and turned to walk away. I told him it's a good thing I know his full name and have his trucks license plate for when I call to file a complaint with FedEx. :evil: He glanced back and gave me a nasty-ass look.

I called the hub in Rochester and talked with some manager guy and told him what I thought of Mr. Joel **** and his delivery practices. He was very apologetic about the situation and said he'd deal with it. I told him hopefully he does, because next time I have to call, I'll go further up the ladder. I then informed him of how Mr. Joel acts when he's delivering at the plant and his demeanor towards the employees and other drivers. I can't wait to see Mr. Joel **** next time he delivers here or at work. :wink: :twisted:

If this was a one-time thing, I'd usually let it go, but this guy is a constant prick. It's like he lives to make others around him miserable, because he's miserable himself.


On a side note... This guy isn't even liked by his fellow drivers, not to mention the other drivers from other delivery companies such as Dunham and UPS. They often run into each other when they're making deliveries to the plant and they all have to sign in at the Gatehouse. He's often pretty rude to them when he has to wait or he's behind them in line. We've even tried the "Kill'em with Kindness" approach and that hasn't even worked. This guy just plain hates life... :roll:


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:36 am
by journeyrock
Funny, I know people like that.... annoying to say the least.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:53 am
by bluejeangirl76
I hate Fed Ex.

Hate hate hate hate hate hate.

Hate. :evil:

This story surprises me NOT at all.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:58 am
by CatEyes
breath deeply ......in ........out......repeat until a cold beer appears in your hand .......... repeat as needed.

Cat

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:08 am
by Rick
Our Fed-Ex guy is really cool. His name is Ed. He's always nice and will stay for a short chat. I'll send a can of coke with him. He and my wife seem to get along good. :shock:

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:11 am
by larryfromnextdoor
be careful. .. this nut ball knows where you live.. theres some real crazy people out there.. generally men.. has anyone ever heard of a woman going back into work after being fired and shoot up all of her co-workers.. or drive around with a dead body in the trunk for a few weeks?? we need mo9re women in delivery jobs.. maybe some grey short shorts.. :wink:

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:13 am
by piecesofeight
Frooze Grah Bah

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:16 am
by T-Bone
All the other companies that deliver both to my work and home are very nice. The other FedEx guy is even cool, just not this guy.

I've had problems in the past with FedEx as well...

The one time, the driver said that they tried repeatedly to deliver the package, but there wasn't a residence with that address. I had to drive all the way down to the hub, along with a picture I took (and printed out) of the house and ADDRESS NUMBER and showed it to the guy at the hub. :wink: He asked if the address number was in a clear view from the street. I then proceeded to inform him that the picture WAS taken from the street :wink: :lol: They haven't had a problem finding the house since :lol:

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:16 am
by Rockindeano
Rick wrote: He and my wife seem to get along good. :shock:


Yeah! I see you workin. Nice. Lemme know how that turns out :twisted:

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:24 am
by texafana
This guys knows where you live, knows where you work and delivers boxes to your house and work. uh.....he has the upper hand. Let it go and go about your business. There's nothing you can do, he could be going through a divorce, emotional problems, etc, etc. I know the type all too well. Ticking bomb ready to explode. :shock:

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:27 am
by larryfromnextdoor
i just thought of something,, fed ex and ups never knock on my door.. they just put the package on the porch.. i never have to sign for anything,, insured or not.. i just get home.. and its there.. must be because i live in a constant dust storm and folks wont get out of their car long enough to steal something off a porch..

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:29 am
by larryfromnextdoor
texafana wrote:This guys knows where you live, knows where you work and delivers boxes to your house and work. uh.....he has the upper hand. Let it go and go about your business. There's nothing you can do, he could be going through a divorce, emotional problems, etc, etc. I know the type all too well. Ticking bomb ready to explode. :shock:


then T-Bone needs to stike first!! its the same way you have to deal with a stalker.. you have to start stalking them back..

T-Bone has to find the dudes car and bash in the door.. you send suttle messages first..

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:57 am
by Rockindeano
larryfromnextdoor wrote:T-Bone has to find the dudes car and bash in the door.. you send suttle messages first..


You mean subtle, right?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:59 am
by larryfromnextdoor
Rockindeano wrote:
larryfromnextdoor wrote:T-Bone has to find the dudes car and bash in the door.. you send suttle messages first..


You mean subtle, right?


:lol: i knew that did not look right .. thanks man... :P

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:59 am
by Saint John
Rockindeano wrote:
larryfromnextdoor wrote:T-Bone has to find the dudes car and bash in the door.. you send suttle messages first..


You mean subtle, right?



Larry and Moonie have their own languages, dude.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:00 am
by larryfromnextdoor
Saint John wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
larryfromnextdoor wrote:T-Bone has to find the dudes car and bash in the door.. you send suttle messages first..


You mean subtle, right?



Larry and Moonie have their own languages, dude.


i just spell it like it sounds.. moonie makes everything an ADVERB!! 8)

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:02 am
by piecesofeight
larryfromnextdoor wrote:i just thought of something,, fed ex and ups never knock on my door.. they just put the package on the porch.. i never have to sign for anything,, insured or not.. i just get home.. and its there.. must be because i live in a constant dust storm and folks wont get out of their car long enough to steal something off a porch..


Same here. I never have to sign for anything. Even if it says I need to. I used to just leave a note with my sig on it and that worked too. Even if it's Fed Ex that requires a sig..they just leave it for me..but most of my stuff comes from UPS. I actually don't care much for Fed Ex so I am glad most of my stuff comes UPS. USPS sucks as far as packages go. Their tracking is never up to date like UPS. UPS says it will be there that day..it is and they leave it nicely on the porch or in the door in between the main door and the screen door if they can. I swear that USPS stand about 50 feet away and throws the packages such as the paper boy would toss the paper. One day I had two packages come the same day from USPS and I know they came at the same time from the same person. They could not have been further apart from each other all over the porch. Unreal.
I am always glad to know when the package will be coming from UPS and not USPS or Fed Up.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:03 am
by Saint John
larryfromnextdoor wrote:
Saint John wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
larryfromnextdoor wrote:T-Bone has to find the dudes car and bash in the door.. you send suttle messages first..


You mean subtle, right?



Larry and Moonie have their own languages, dude.


i just spell it like it sounds.. moonie makes everything an ADVERB!! 8)


That's been a complaint of mine for a long time with our shitty language. Why on God's green earth is there a fuckin' "b" in subtle? Makes no sense. And why isn't "xylophone" spelled with a fucking "z?"

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:09 am
by MrsPerry
i am sure Tbone speaks softly and carries a big stick. 8)

the girls here are rooting for him :wink:

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:12 am
by piecesofeight
texafana wrote:This guys knows where you live, knows where you work and delivers boxes to your house and work. uh.....he has the upper hand. Let it go and go about your business. There's nothing you can do, he could be going through a divorce, emotional problems, etc, etc. I know the type all too well. Ticking bomb ready to explode. :shock:


While I agree that the guy is a !@#$%^&*.. you really don't know what is going on inside his head and he does know where you work and live. I have wanted to go off on people like this but have refrained from doing so from my home. You just don't know what is going to happen today.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:19 am
by Voyager
Image

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:23 am
by T-Bone
I'm not in the slightest bit worried :wink: I'm not looking for the guy to get fired at all. I'd just like him to exercise a little patience while at my job, or when delivering to homes. I'm pretty sure I'm not the only person he's delivered to that's had a problem with him.

The rant I posted was from yesterday. I just had another FedEx delivery today, and guess what... It was Mr. Joel, and he waited for me to answer the door :lol: No smile, but also no nasty-ass-I-hate-you look either. :wink:



As far as other couriers leaving stuff... UPS will leave stuff at my door, because I know the drivers personally. Even stuff that usually requires a signature.

USPS leaves stuff at my door unless it requires a signature, or it was too big for them to get into their vehicle, and I understand completely.

FedEx is usually the only one I've had problems with, and even then, it's only been about 4-5 times. Considering how much ebaying I do, that's not alot. But when there is a problem, it's usually not a small one. It's usually a clusterfuck from the get-go.

UPS

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:27 am
by epresley
When I saw my Schecter C-1 Elite guitar left at the gate a quarter mile from my house, I'll admit, I got a little pissed. Good thing it only set out in the elements a few hours....................... :evil:

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:27 am
by Rick
I'm still waiting for a Fed-Ex package from Tazmania. Should have a cool shirt in it. :D

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:28 am
by T-Bone
True Indeed


Voyager wrote:Image

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:33 am
by Voyager
Rick wrote:I'm still waiting for a Fed-Ex package from Tazmania. Should have a cool shirt in it. :D


Was that the Journey/Arnel bootleg shirt that you ordered off Ebay a few months back? I'm sure it will show up any day now.

:roll:

Re: UPS

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:37 am
by larryfromnextdoor
epresley wrote:When I saw my Schecter C-1 Elite guitar left at the gate a quarter mile from my house, I'll admit, I got a little pissed. Good thing it only set out in the elements a few hours....................... :evil:


:lol: man.. you should have left a note on the barb wire fence directing the driver to proceed over the cattle guard up yonder to the house.. 8)

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:39 am
by larryfromnextdoor
Saint John wrote:
larryfromnextdoor wrote:
Saint John wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
larryfromnextdoor wrote:T-Bone has to find the dudes car and bash in the door.. you send suttle messages first..


You mean subtle, right?



Larry and Moonie have their own languages, dude.


i just spell it like it sounds.. moonie makes everything an ADVERB!! 8)


That's been a complaint of mine for a long time with our shitty language. Why on God's green earth is there a fuckin' "b" in subtle? Makes no sense. And why isn't "xylophone" spelled with a fucking "z?"


brian regan has a bit about this...
you have Ox , and Box...
the plural of Ox is Oxen, the plural of Box should be Boxen... :lol:

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:40 am
by MrsPerry
LOL! naughty ass! 8)

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:43 am
by Rick
Voyager wrote:
Rick wrote:I'm still waiting for a Fed-Ex package from Tazmania. Should have a cool shirt in it. :D


Was that the Journey/Arnel bootleg shirt that you ordered off Ebay a few months back? I'm sure it will show up any day now.

:roll:


Should be one of these.

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