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Hey Fatasses

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:29 am
by Rockindeano
Listen up, you know who you are.

Even you skinny chaps can do this.

OK, sitting on your ass, on MR of course, you get hungry. Dominospizza.com This is great. Order online. Pick and choose what kind of pizza, how much of each item and topping, chicken extras and pop. Pay by credit card. Then the anal excitement starts.

Pizza tracker. This is the best. You have a bar graph and it tells you Phase 1- preparing your pizza...phase 2, oven time.....phase 3 putting in box and finally delivery. I get off on this. I can sit on my ass and have a pizza delivered to my chair in 20 mins. Fuck I love Dominos.

You have to try this shit.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:31 am
by Enigma869
Too bad their pizza sucks! That's not even pizza, Dean! All three times I've eaten Dominos Pizza in my life, I couldn't figure out if I was ingesting pizza or cardboard! Come to The North End in Boston, and we'll show you what real pizza is :twisted:


John from Boston

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:35 am
by strangegrey
LOL...This is fucking rich...coming from a guy in Boston. The closest thing to pizza Ive had in boston is grilled cheese with ketchup! ;)

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:37 am
by RedWingFan
Chicago style deep dish is America's best. That thin crap is for the birds! :D

Re: Hey Fatasses

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:38 am
by STORY_TELLER
Rockindeano wrote:Listen up, you know who you are.

Even you skinny chaps can do this.

OK, sitting on your ass, on MR of course, you get hungry. Dominospizza.com This is great. Order online. Pick and choose what kind of pizza, how much of each item and topping, chicken extras and pop. Pay by credit card. Then the anal excitement starts.

Pizza tracker. This is the best. You have a bar graph and it tells you Phase 1- preparing your pizza...phase 2, oven time.....phase 3 putting in box and finally delivery. I get off on this. I can sit on my ass and have a pizza delivered to my chair in 20 mins. Fuck I love Dominos.

You have to try this shit.


I'd try it, if their pizza was any good! :roll:

Talkin' to a New Yoika here bitch (now suffering in California because the pizza here sucks...)! Best damn pizza on the planet is on the east coast!

You go on boy, track your corporate garbage. Costco makes better Pizza than Dominos and that's pathetic.

'Nuff said- :lol:

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:42 am
by Rockindeano
Hey a BIG GIANT FUCK YOU to all you crabby cocksmokers.

My Dominos is ok tasting and the point of my thread was I didn't have to move an inch.

By the way, I agree with Red Wing fan, Chicago deep dish rules, but Dominos does offer thin crispy, hand tossed and deep dish, and also the new Brooklyn style. So blow me you dickbags.

Re: Hey Fatasses

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:44 am
by strangegrey
STORY_TELLER wrote:Best damn pizza on the planet is on the east coast!


Point of correction. Best damn Pizza is in New York. The quality of pizza, nationwide, drops exponentially as your distance from Columbus Circle exceeds 150 miles. Pizza in South Carolina, Maryland, Florida, and especially New England, shouldn't even be called pizza. Granted, there are pockets of acceptable pizza in places where NY pizza makers have moved to. However, the fact remains, unless you're within 150 miles of manhattan, the chances of you finding good pizza just dropped by about 432%.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:44 am
by RedWingFan
Rockindeano wrote:By the way, I agree with Red Wing fan, Chicago deep dish rules

Dude, you do realize that's twice in 2 days right? This has to stop NOW. :lol:

Re: Hey Fatasses

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:47 am
by STORY_TELLER
strangegrey wrote:
STORY_TELLER wrote:Best damn pizza on the planet is on the east coast!


Point of correction. Best damn Pizza is in New York. The quality of pizza, nationwide, drops exponentially as your distance from Columbus Circle exceeds 150 miles.


Oh for FUCKS SAKE!!!! LMAO!!!!

You have this really bad habit of taking words out of context. In the previous sentence I said I was a New Yorker! lol... sheesh.

strangegrey wrote:Granted, there are pockets of acceptable pizza in places where NY pizza makers have moved to.


A major part of why NY pizza rules is the water. NYC has some of the best tap water in the country. It's why the bagels and pizza are unmatched anywhere else. Fucking bagels in california taste like CAKE! That's not a bagel! Fuck this place! lol...

Re: Hey Fatasses

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:51 am
by Behshad
Rockindeano wrote:Listen up, you know who you are.

Even you skinny chaps can do this.

OK, sitting on your ass, on MR of course, you get hungry. Dominospizza.com This is great. Order online. Pick and choose what kind of pizza, how much of each item and topping, chicken extras and pop. Pay by credit card. Then the anal excitement starts.

Pizza tracker. This is the best. You have a bar graph and it tells you Phase 1- preparing your pizza...phase 2, oven time.....phase 3 putting in box and finally delivery. I get off on this. I can sit on my ass and have a pizza delivered to my chair in 20 mins. Fuck I love Dominos.

You have to try this shit.



Does Dominos deliver out to the boonies in Ohio!? :?:

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:51 am
by STORY_TELLER
Rockindeano wrote:Hey a BIG GIANT FUCK YOU to all you crabby cocksmokers.

My Dominos is ok tasting and the point of my thread was I didn't have to move an inch.

By the way, I agree with Red Wing fan, Chicago deep dish rules, but Dominos does offer thin crispy, hand tossed and deep dish, and also the new Brooklyn style. So blow me you dickbags.


First of all, fat fuck, "Brooklyn style" is not brooklyn taste. It's marketing bullshit to make you think you're eating good pizza.

Secondly, fat fuck, you're only getting fatter sitting on your fat ass looking at a computer screen, counting the milliseconds before you shove a whole pie of corporate slop down your gullet.

...ahem...

But yes, it's pretty cool how you can track just about anything these days. 1984, here we come. :lol:

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:55 am
by Rocker Chic
strangegrey wrote:LOL...This is fucking rich...coming from a guy in Boston. The closest thing to pizza Ive had in boston is grilled cheese with ketchup! ;)


There isn't anything better than a true NY pizza, hell, even our Chinese beats pretty much every other state. Or try getting a real bagel somewhere else. :lol:

Re: Hey Fatasses

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:55 am
by ProgRocker53
Behshad wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:Listen up, you know who you are.

Even you skinny chaps can do this.

OK, sitting on your ass, on MR of course, you get hungry. Dominospizza.com This is great. Order online. Pick and choose what kind of pizza, how much of each item and topping, chicken extras and pop. Pay by credit card. Then the anal excitement starts.

Pizza tracker. This is the best. You have a bar graph and it tells you Phase 1- preparing your pizza...phase 2, oven time.....phase 3 putting in box and finally delivery. I get off on this. I can sit on my ass and have a pizza delivered to my chair in 20 mins. Fuck I love Dominos.

You have to try this shit.



Does Dominos deliver out to the boonies in Ohio!? :?:


They do in my parts! ;)

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:56 am
by STORY_TELLER
Rocker Chic wrote:
strangegrey wrote:LOL...This is fucking rich...coming from a guy in Boston. The closest thing to pizza Ive had in boston is grilled cheese with ketchup! ;)


There isn't anything better than a true NY pizza, hell, even our Chinese beats pretty much every other state. Or try getting a real bagel somewhere else. :lol:


Fuckin'-A!

Hey Rocker chic, what part of NYC do you live in? I used to live on W37th between 5th and 6th. About 3 blocks from the Empire State Building.

...sigh... I REALLY MISS MY HOME TOWN!!!

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:58 am
by Lady Luck
With all this talk about NY and Chicago style pizza, do I dare say I like Papa Johns...:shock: :lol:

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:00 am
by STORY_TELLER
Lady Luck wrote:With all this talk about NY and Chicago style pizza, do I dare say I like Papa Johns? :shock: :lol:


BWAH HA! BWAH HA HA! BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA! BWAH HA!!!!

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:01 am
by Behshad
You want REAL pizza, you go to Europe, preferebly Italy, but even other countries make great authentic pizza. One of my favorite pizzas is Gyro Pizza !
This americanized, too much cheese crap doesnt even come close to the REAL thing.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:03 am
by Indyjoe
Dean - we are always in a hurry/busy with homework, sports practices, etc so that sounds interesting and the kids would get a kick out of it.

After you finish that pizza, later on head on down for the Alcatrazz show!! 8:00!!

Bagels in California... I haven't had a bagel in NY so I can't compare them. BUT there used to be a "Western Bagel Too" here in Orange County and they were outstanding!! And the Brueggers here makes a delicious bagel sandwich.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:04 am
by NealIsGod
I don't care for any of the chains. I usually only get pizza from locally owned pizzarias. The more Italians that work there, the better the pizza.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:04 am
by STORY_TELLER
Indyjoe wrote:Dean - we are always in a hurry/busy with homework, sports practices, etc so that sounds interesting and the kids would get a kick out of it.

After you finish that pizza, later on head on down for the Alcatrazz show!! 8:00!!

Bagels in California... I haven't had a bagel in NY so I can't compare them. BUT there used to be a "Western Bagel Too" here in Orange County and they were outstanding!! And the Brueggers here makes a delicious bagel sandwich.


You haven't lived until you've had a NY bagel. It's a night and day experience.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:04 am
by JrnyScarab
UNO's deep dish personal sausage pizza does it for me! Man, I can taste it right now. Gonna have to bug the wife to go out tonight!

Oh yeah Deano, Dominos sucks balls big time in my neighborhood. Coagulated cheese on a cardboard platter. Yechh :cry:

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:06 am
by RedWingFan
JrnyScarab wrote:UNO's deep dish personal sausage pizza does it for me! Man, I can taste it right now. Gonna have to bug the wife to go out tonight!

Yeah, we have an UNO's about 30 minutes away. We don't go there near enough. I'm at work and starving!

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:06 am
by Rockindeano
Behshad wrote:You want REAL pizza, you go to Europe,


Yeah, a real novel concept genius. Who the fuck wants to go there?

Re: Hey Fatasses

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:10 am
by CatEyes
STORY_TELLER wrote:
strangegrey wrote:
STORY_TELLER wrote:Best damn pizza on the planet is on the east coast!


Point of correction. Best damn Pizza is in New York. The quality of pizza, nationwide, drops exponentially as your distance from Columbus Circle exceeds 150 miles.


Oh for FUCKS SAKE!!!! LMAO!!!!

You have this really bad habit of taking words out of context. In the previous sentence I said I was a New Yorker! lol... sheesh.

strangegrey wrote:Granted, there are pockets of acceptable pizza in places where NY pizza makers have moved to.


A major part of why NY pizza rules is the water. NYC has some of the best tap water in the country. It's why the bagels and pizza are unmatched anywhere else. Fucking bagels in california taste like CAKE! That's not a bagel! Fuck this place! lol...


Absolutely on the water - ever since Iwas a kid, the only tap water I would drink was NYC - my parents kept distilled water in the house and that is what I still drink.

The bagels are awesome - the bagels suck in miami and nobody eats them toasted here!!!

and NYC pizza????

Folks, really - like Frank said, Columbus Circle - ya buy it by the slice.

Of course, the NYC version of the slice can feed 3!!!

damn getting hungry again!!!

Cat

P.S. Deano - PapaJohn's has the online service too - but they don't have the tracker

Cat

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:10 am
by Behshad
Rockindeano wrote:
Behshad wrote:You want REAL pizza, you go to Europe,


Yeah, a real novel concept genius. Who the fuck wants to go there?



I forgot,
you have to have everything delivered to your door. I guess,since youre not going to Europe, I will try to get Europe to come to you (and while Im at it I will throw in some Dokken too , cocksucker :) )

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:10 am
by Rocker Chic
STORY_TELLER wrote:
Lady Luck wrote:With all this talk about NY and Chicago style pizza, do I dare say I like Papa Johns? :shock: :lol:


BWAH HA! BWAH HA HA! BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA! BWAH HA!!!!


Sorry, but most all pizza franchises suck. :shock: We've got a great place blocks away from us that makes all types of pizza, entrees, heros (yeah, "heros" -- we don't do no freakin' "hoagies" or "subs" crap here in NY), salads/appetizers, etc. Once you find a place like this, where even their sauce tastes great all by itself(!), you stick with it. All those other places taste like theirs came out of a jar. :roll:

Oh, and I can practically track mine by looking out the window and down the block. :lol:

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:12 am
by STORY_TELLER
Behshad wrote:You want REAL pizza, you go to Europe, preferebly Italy, but even other countries make great authentic pizza. One of my favorite pizzas is Gyro Pizza !
This americanized, too much cheese crap doesnt even come close to the REAL thing.


European Pizza and American Pizza are two different animals. It's apples and oranges. Can't compare the two, they're different. Just have the same names.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:14 am
by Lady Luck
Rocker Chic wrote:We've got a great place blocks away from us that makes all types of pizza, entrees, heros (yeah, "heros" -- we don't do no freakin' "hoagies" or "subs" crap here in NY)


That's what they were called in Ohio. I never heard "hoagie" or "sub" until I moved to Florida.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:15 am
by CatEyes
Rocker Chic wrote:
STORY_TELLER wrote:
Lady Luck wrote:With all this talk about NY and Chicago style pizza, do I dare say I like Papa Johns? :shock: :lol:


BWAH HA! BWAH HA HA! BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA! BWAH HA!!!!


Sorry, but most all pizza franchises suck. :shock: We've got a great place blocks away from us that makes all types of pizza, entrees, heros (yeah, "heros" -- we don't do no freakin' "hoagies" or "subs" crap here in NY), salads/appetizers, etc. Once you find a place like this, where even their sauce tastes great all by itself(!), you stick with it. All those other places tastes like theirs came out of a jar. :roll:

Oh, and I can practically track mine by looking out the window and down the block. :lol:


would you mail me some?????

veggie please :lol:

PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:22 am
by Rocker Chic
CatEyes wrote:would you mail me some?????

veggie please :lol:


Heh, heh... They make quite a few different veggie versions. You want yours with cheese or without? :lol: Then they have 3 types of sauce: the typical pizza version, a sweet tomato-basil version, and a hand-pressed tomato version. 8)

I better tell this place to start expanding their delivery zone! :shock:

Debbie